So far we’ve had Storm Abigail and Storm Barney. I’ve written to the Met Office demanding that they name the next one ‘Storm Cuntflaps’.
It’s due to start with a C anyway.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
The uneconomic cunt bangs on for weeks about the poor downtrodden working man being screwed by the wicked Tories cutting tax credits. Osborne does a U-turn and scraps the cuts and what does McDonnell say?
Does he say “Well done, Chancellor. Thank for listening”? Does he fuck! He quotes Chairman Mao, throws a little red book at Osborne and the accuses him of backtracking on his plans to cut the deficit.
What a total, complete absolute fucking cunt the man is!
Noninated by: Dioclese
I’m not disputing the lad’s talent, but the hype he gets is absurd… Not to mention him being FIFA’s favoured child (how he won player of the 2014 World Cup, I’ll never know)… Sure, he’s good with the ball, but opposition defenders aren’t allowed to touch him, he plays on pitches that are like carpets, he plays with a lightweight ball and boots, and players are always so respectful to him (ie: they kiss his arse)…
What Messi does not do is play on pitches that are frozen rock hard or mudbaths, play against the hardest and dirtiest players (Hunter, Yeats, Bremner, Chopper Harris etc), he doesn’t play with a heavy duty leather ball and with heavy boots, and he’s also never shagged a Miss World…
Messi better than George Best? My arse…
Nominated by: Norman
The tossers moaning about the bombing of Syria would probably have moaned about bombing Dresden in the last World War…
Of course the BBC’s Question Time is full of the knobheads… I wonder where all these do-gooding cunts will go when there is a major Islamic State attack on Britain?
Nominated by: Norman
I could nominate ‘Loose Women’ for a cunting; I can’t even watch that program any more, it makes me cringe too much. A bunch of stupid women pretending to be intelligent, and don’t get me started on that unpleasant loud-mouthed creature Janet Street Porter.
Nominated by: Serena