Lara Mason

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Lara Mason is a massive cunt…

Lara, 29, originally from Northern Ireland, made a 3ft (91cm) sponge replica of Prince George that won gold in the Cake International competition….

“Prince George is one of the most famous children and I wanted to do my nod to the Royal Family,” she told BBC NI’s Good Morning Ulster…. If the royal parents would like him, she would be happy to oblige, she said….

What sort of weirdo makes a life size cake of a royal baby?! You think there’d be an outcry over this (what with all the other crap they get hysterical about!)… The Twitter mob have been offended by worse… Making cakes for kid’s birthdays that look like giraffes, R2-D2 or Spongebob or whatever, fair enough… But a real human being? And a child at that?! And fucking life size?! There is something seriously wrong here… What’s fucking next? A cake of the migrant kid who was found on the beach? or maybe Harper Seven Beckham? For fuck’s sake…

Also saying it’s her nod to the royal ponces proves she is a total cunt….

Nominated by: Norman

Vinyl Collectors

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Who cares if your extruded poly-vinyl mono 7″ sounds ‘warmer’ with a richer/bass’ than a dirty digital CD.

There has been a resurgence of wankers , mostly apple fan boys who now collect vinyl because it is ‘cool’, they collect vinyl like fucking Superman comics, the self important cunts that they are.

Who gives a shit if you have a mis-pressed 7″ at 78rpm instead of 45rpm with the labels on the wrong sides that is worth £50,000 because only 100 copies left the press before it was corrected.
The shit is only worth what some other sucker will pay for it.

It should be, always has been and is about the music, not collecting stuff because it’s cool to be retro. or act all superior because your vinyl is not thrown through a high pass filter when compressed to mp3 and thus will always sound superior on a decent system as opposed to fucking ipods and fucking phone mp3 players with £3 headphones!

Nominated by: Boaby

The Dialog Society

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After some nut lost the plot and attempted to stab anything resembling a Muslim shouting “I am going to kill a Muslim” on a train. The local Dialog Society from nearby Holloway who I take it are an Islamic organisation decided to gather outside Forest Hill station handing out roses as a gesture of “peace”.

All very laudable but it opens up the inevitable question. Where were the dialog society after Lee Rigby, 7/7 the attempted kidnapping of airman, the beheading of an aid worker. I don’t recall anyone dishing out roses, remember the destruction of poppies though.

What’s the message here? The victim is a Muslim and suddenly it matters?

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Mobile phones (7)

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We all know that mobile phones are cunts and one of the greatest marketing con tricks in a very long history of marketing con tricks.

However, did it ever occur to you to check just how much electricity a latest gen smart phone uses? Well, fear not cunters as I have done just that. Each phone uses 4.9 kWh per year to keep fully charged, which on its own is fuck all. However, there are 1.91 billion of the fuckers out there consuming a global 9.35 billion kWh annually. That is the power consumption of 2.67 million global average homes!

Ban the fucking things this instant!!

Yes, I am a cunt…….

Nominated by: Fat Rich