Buskers

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Buskers are cunts….

Not only are 99% of them crap, they can’t sing or play, the cunts now use a CD of some other fucker’s work to make money… In Manchester and Bury there is this bloke ( a foreign cunt, there’s a surprise, eh?) who ‘plays’ the violin, but never plays it without his ‘backing track’… I knew the music instantly and note for note… It was a Mantovani album that my auntie Alice had when I was a kid… It was exactly the same fucking album…

The cheeky gyppo cunt actually left his ‘patch’ for a moment while Mantovani played on and the fiddle (very apt) lay stationary…. Funny last week when some lady fronted up the cheeky cunt… Like me she knew what the music was and that it wasn’t him playing it… The cunt went into righteous indignation mode squealing ‘I play! No! I play!’ But when she laid the Mantovani thing (names, title of album etc) on him it was suddenly ‘Me no speaky English! You racist!’ and all the other usual shite these Johnnies try to pull…

One day he’s going to get his fiddle shoved up his arse, the thieving gyppo cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Christina Hendricks

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That Christina Hendricks is a right cunt. She thinks she is soooo sexy, with here flame coloured hair, big tits, ruby lips and a perfectly peachy down covered arse. She no doubt anticipates a night of passion should she turn up on my doorstep wearing nothing but 1950s lingerie complete with elbow length kid gloves and a bucket full of lubricant. Well just go ahead and try it, you bitch. I dare you, just fucking try it……

sob……

Nominated by: Fat Rich

David Dimbleby [2]

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How many times will Dimbleby interrupt any counter argument that doesn’t go with the snowflake agenda?

He’s supposed to be neutral as he’s chairing the debate. Nope, not Dimbleby. A BBC cunt of the highest order and so is the person in his earpiece.

Nominated by: Wankycunt

Andrew Kilduff

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Andrew Kilduff, aka Tofty, is the cunt who is in charge of ‘Stretford End Flags’ Official flag and banner suppliers to the hated Glazer scum…

Flags and banners by real supporters are banned (in case there are any anti-Glazer protests… Fascist cunts!) so they make out Old Trafford has ‘atmosphere’ by getting this cunt, Tufty to put his tacky crap all over the ground… Tufty (real name Andrew Kilduff) is self appointed, unelected so-called ‘fans representative….’ But he is in actual fact a Glazer stooge who gets paid for putting his tasteless shite all over Old Trafford… The cunt isn’t even a Manc or a proper fan…

Tofty is from Runcorn (hence his other nickname, The Runcorn Rat) and he was an Everton fan years ago… This was the shithouse who created the David Moyes ‘Chosen One’ banner… Sure, Moyes was out of his depth, and there’s no hiding place at United (unless you’re Wayne Rooney), but that’s no reason to put a fucking giant target on his (Moyes) back… One of Tofty’s many crimes against true supporters… His latest excercise in bad taste? His tribute to George Best, a decade after his demise…

Tofty is disgusting, a Glazer arselicker and a complete cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Cuntgate

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Anyone who uses the suffix ‘gate’ to describe any sort of event or incident they see as a ‘scandal’ is a cunt…

Whether it’s Irangate, Squidgygate, Sharongate, and now Trousergate (about some daft bitch and the PM’s keks for fuck’s sake!), they are all cunts… Someone should tell these mongfucks that Watergate was the name of the office complex where the Democratic National Committee HQ was and the breaking into of these offices led to a major scandal and Nixon’s downfall…

But like so many words these days (icon. legend, genius etc) cunts apply the Watergate reference to anything from soap opera bollocks to a pair of fucking trousers without knowing where it originated and what it really means…

Ignorant cunts…

Nominated by: Norman