Angela Merkel [3]

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Angela Merkel desperately needs a New Year cunting. Over the New Year, more than a hundred women have been sexually assaulted and robbed in cities such as Cologne and Stuttgart. The offenders have been described as males of Arab and North African appearance. In others, adherents of the “Religion of Peace”. Yes, once again, allegedly peaceful muslims have been busy showing the world that, far from being peaceful, they are actually devolved, stone age, violent, uncivilised, sub-human scum. A councillor in Cologne has even declared the city centre to be a “no-go” zone for women and tourists.

How is it, that in the 21st Century, parts of cities in a supposedly modern country like Germany can be described as no-go zones, because muslim “men” are committing heinous crimes against women? How has this happened? Because over the past 12 months, that arrogant, fat slag of a Chancellor, Merkel has allowed more than one MILLION “refugees” into Germany. And that’s not the end of it, because she’s planning on allowing even more in this year.

And of course, instead of addressing the concerns of the German people about this ridiculously enormous and sudden rise in the German population, in true left wing fashion, she brands anyone who disagrees with her or asks uncomfortable questions, as bigots, islamophobes, fascists, Nazis, etc. With the collusion of the German media, she openly insults the supporters and leaders of groups like PEGIDA, instead of acknowledging that they have some genuine and valid concerns.

Merkel and her followers are too arrogant to even acknowledge the fact that THEY are responsible for the rise in popularity of these allegedly “far” right groups. Had they not acted in such a contemptuous manner toward their own people by allowing such a massive horde of mostly muslim interlopers, these groups would not be as popular as they are. What did she think would happen? That ordinary German people, those who would actually have to live with newcomers, would simply welcome them with open arms. The fact that these groups are growing in popularity by the day, should be a sign to Merkel that she has gone WAY to far. But she’s too arrogant to see that sign.

One of the worst things about Merkel, is her arrogance. She openly invited all of these so called refugees to Germany, without once considering how they would get there. Consequently, there has been outright chaos in neighbouring countries such as Austria, Hungary and Serbia, because that horde has to travel through those countries to reach Germany. Merkel doesn’t give a fuck though. It’s as if she thinks she OWNS those countries. The big problem is, none of those countries gave permission for the tens of thousands of alleged refugees to enter their countries. And Merkel, and her EU puppets, have the nerve to criticise those countries for erecting long, high fences, and reintroducing border controls.

And for the past few months, the cheeky fat slag has been trying to bully other EU countries in taking their “fair share” of these parasites. What is it about lefties that makes them behave in such a treacherous way toward their own people? Why do they hate their own countries so much? Why do they think they have the right to change the ethnic and cultural make up of their countries by bringing in millions of foreigners, without having the decency to ask their countrymen for their permission? As far as I’m concerned, Merkel is the anti-Christ. She needs to be taken out.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Spectre

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They can stuff “Spectre” where the sun doesn’t shine.

I loved the Bond movies from a very young age, be they preposterous far fetched cheese-fests or not. Connery, Moore, Lazenby, Dalton and Brosnan (apart from his last one, though it wasn’t Pierce’s fault) Then suddenly 007 becomes a gloomy emasculated Gollum lookalike in an ill fitting suit, moping his way through joyless, tired retreads of older, better movies. Those cunts who smugly proclaim that Old Misery Guts is the “best Bond ever” are talking out of their arses.

And Barbara Broccoli is a cunt, her no-balls brother Michael G Wilson is a servile wimp cunt, screenwriters Neil Purvis and Robert Wade are cunts, Quantum of Solace writer Paul Haggis is a Marxist cunt, QoS director Marc Forster is a pretentious hack cunt, Sam Mendes is a Luvvie worshipping cunt with no idea how to direct action sequences, Lee Tamahori is a useless cunt who botched “Die Another Day” so badly that it destroyed the formula that had worked since the 1960s.

And poor old Cubby Broccoli must be rotating in his grave.

Nominated by: Mr Bastard

Refugees welcome

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Now this is a cunt… Don’t know the pathetic munter’s name, but what a cunt…

This daft bitch wants to have a night out in Cologne, and she’s probably a ‘feminist’ because no (sane) bloke will go fucking near it… It’s when one sees twats like this that we know the human race is eventually doomed…

Nominated by: Norman

Phil Harding [2]

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Phil Harding deserves a Cunting nomination:

It’s a pity Time Team went the way it did as it was a diamond in a sea of shit, but why did we have to suffer the cuntishness of Harding with his: effected accent, his manky hair, those goat teeth, that scabby cowboy hat and his Village People shorts when all we watched Time Team for is to better understand our historical heritage, that and the down top shots of the young fillies. As soon as one of the bit players found something interesting good ol’ Phil could be relied on to trench hop, shame his grandsire didn’t display the same tendency at the Somme. Who does he think he is: Indiana fekin’ Jones? The grand high mugwump of Wessex university (where the fuck is Wessex?) was a cringe worthy Cunt of the first watter; a nowhere man from a nowhere land who, along with his hook nosed front man, should have been used as props in a re-enactment of the medieval punishment dished out to heretics. One faggot each, form a line on the left.

One of his better quotes:

“Oh arr, arr, arr, I TOLD YOU! Arr, a wall, arr, arr, arr. IN MY TRENCH! arr, tessera, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Beer?”

Phil Harding: you are a Cunt, good riddance.

Nominated by: King Cnut

Camelot

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Camelot need a cunting. I don’t do the lottery myself. Don’t need to. But as we’ve had the saga of the non-stop rollover, out of curiosity I decided to see how many people had won the jackpot. Anyone care to guess? Anybody? That’s right, none. Again. If I remember correctly, this means the lottery has now rolled over 14 times. FOURTEEN FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW. That is pathetic.

As we all know, a couple of months back Camelot to decided to cheat. They increased the price of a single line to £2, and increased the numbers from 49 to 59. They told everyone that it meant it would be easier to win. The problem Camelot had with that blatant lie, is that anyone with even a basic knowledge of mathematics would know that if you increase the numbers in a lottery, you increase the odds of winning. That means, it actually becomes harder to win. Especially the jackpot. Which has been brilliantly proven by the fact that the jackpot has now just had its fourteenth fucking rollover.

Whilst looking at the prize breakdown, I noticed something else that Cumalot have started doing, that I had no idea about. If you get two numbers, instead of getting a small cash prize, you get a lucky dip. Big fucking deal. Considering the odds of anyone winning the jackpot are currently worse than the odds of the RMS Titanic sailing into New York, a free lucky dip is about as much use as a eunuch’s testicles.

And that’s not the only bullshit Cumalot have come up with. One of my dotty, yet endearing old aunts bought me five scratch cards as a Christmas present. I got a tenner on one, fuck all on two more, and then a free scratch card on each of the last two. Cumalot must think we’re all a bunch of morons. By giving out scratch cards instead of a cash prize, they’re actually saving money, because the chances of even winning with one of the free scratch cards are quite low. You might get lucky. Then again, a low flying elephant might shit on your head.

The board of directors at Camelot are a bunch of cheating, money grabbing thieves. I hope they all come home early one day and find their wives/husbands shagging a bull mastiff. Cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw