Young Earth Creationism

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These fanatical cunts are among the most dishonest cowardly hypocrites you are likely to run into on the web.

They are slowly infiltrating common sense with a view of destroying it. They are sneaky cunts too often to be found loitering around Science forums pretending to post a genuine thread but after a few replies they soon turn it around to some form of intelligent design bollocks. They are pretty much told what they can and can’t argue about on their various websites so as not to look foolish. They are campaigning against Evolution being taught in school science classes.

They are told never to cite proof but use the word ‘evidence’ at every opportunity and last but not least when you corner one of these cunts in debate and they run out of answers they just nonchalantly throw in ‘well god works in mysterious ways’ like a utter cunting get out of jail free card!

Nominated by: Pagliacci

Craft beer

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So called craft beer is a cunt. Or specifically American craft brewers are cunts who produce some of the most obnoxious filth I have ever tasted in my extensive beer swigging life. Some of it is just undrinkable, like it has everything turned up to 11.

So what if you know about strike temperatures and grist to liqour ratios and so what if you use only the most obscure 6 row barley specially imported from fuck knows where? It’s all a bit pointless if you can’t drink the fucking stuff. Jalapeno flavour beer? Coffee flavour beer? Pumpkin flavour beer? How about a beer flavour beer you fucking cunt? Or would that be too “traditional” for you, you bushy bearded base ball cap the wrong way round wearing tattooed cunt?

And why make it 7% ABV? For fucks sake, how are you supposed to swig a gallon of 7% beer? And they are not shy with it either, 10 dollars a pint. They even have the same shit in Bangkok only its even more expensive here as its over 8 quid a pint which is more than most Thais see in a week. Cunts.

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Nick Grimshaw

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NICK GRIMSHAW. I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU CUNTED HIM, THERE IS NO BIGGER CUNT WHO HAS EVER LIVED, IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY. IF YOU DON’T CUNT (OR RECUNT) HIM THEN THIS WEBSITE ISN’T AUTHENTIC CUNT. ENJOY MY CAPS LOCK YE CANT YE

IN FACT NOT JUST IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY, IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE, IN THE HISTORY OF MATTER, SINCE THE BIG BANG. HE’S SO BIG A CUNT HE PROBABLY CAUSED THE BIG BANG FROM ONE MASSIVE FANNY FART FROM HIS QUIFFY CUNT LIPS. HOW HAS THIS CUNT GOT ON THE RADIO AND NOW THE TV

Nominated by: Curly Cuntington

The Confused.com robot

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I fucking hate that cunt of a robot that’s in those confused.com adverts….

That irritating little fucker that sounds like a Daft Punk record (ie: nauseatingly shite!)…. Of course, loads of riff-raff and thick cunts think this thing is cute (see cunting of Meerkats)…

Personally I’d cover it in diesel and flick matches at it….

Nominated by: Norman

( and the little cunt is breeding!.. )

Career Politicians

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I’m inspired to cunt ‘Career Politicians’, particularly the children of standing politicians. Fucking nepotistic cunts of the highest order. Its about time someone called a drone strike into the PPE department at Oxford University.

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter