Justin Welby [4]

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A very large proportion of religious people are the sneakiest, dishonest most hypocritical cunts you are likely to run into with Welby being no exception! The sneaky cunt soon turned his words around in an interview though. “Welby said he was certain, however, about the existence of Jesus, even talking about his presence beside him”. Which i’m sure was the sneaky cunts intention in the first place via his underhanded soundbite.

Hmmm – so Welby doubts the existence of god but he is certain about the existence of jesus….well as I remember it jesus was the son of god so if god doesn’t exist?…thick twat!

Have you seen what the sneaky christian cunts the church of England have been up to, trying to get their advert shown before the new Star Wars film in every cinema, their advert is a bunch of religious cunts in different scenarios trying not to look like nutjobs reciting the lords prayer!

Thankfully the cinemas have banned it. Then the sneaky cunt the bishop Cottrell said in displeasure about the ban but our advert was given a U rating so it obviously won’t offend anyone lol what about disgust, I’m not going to see the Star Wars film but if I did and they showed that nonsense fucking ad trying to brainwash decent people trying to scoff their M&MS, it would probably offend, annoy or disgust most of the people that aren’t religious, i’d sooner see another useless tampon ad with some fucking bint jumping around on a pogostick, cunts!

So what’s next, the fucking muslims firing in an ad with more religious nutters reciting some nonsense from the quran.

Cuunnnnnnttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttsssssssssssssssssssss!

Nominated by: Pagliacci

Justin Welby…

Definitely a cunt at Christmas!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Christmas [2]

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Xmas, a once religious festival hijacked by ad men and capitalist cunts.

I fucking hate everything about it, from the Christmas card shenanigans, to secret santa at work, to the works xmas party, to the shit on TV, to the fucking overpriced Turkey, to the fucking family gatherings, to the tatty tree and decorations, to ‘everyone’ wishing you happy christmas starting in November. A load of shite that costs you the best part of £1000 for 24 fucking hours.

Then as soon as it gets to 6pm on xmas day the TV starts with it’s xmas sales adverts, then every woman on TV has a ‘fitness’ DVD out, then you get the adverts for summer holidays.

FUCK OFF

If I was single I would sit at home in my pants drinking fucking beer & Jack Daniels and eat a pizza for dinner, Xmas done all for under £60…

Nominated by: Boaby

Christmas stockings

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Yes tonight’s the night when that old cunt Santa comes down the chimney to fill the kiddies’ stockings!

I mean, what’s the fucking point of that. It’s the 21st century! Where’s the fucking chimney and how does he avoid fucking up the solar panels with his fucking reindeer? And those Christmas stockings; how are you supposed to get little Johnny’s new bike and X-box into one of those fuckers. They’re too bloody small for anything half decent.

Fuck Christmas stockings. Just tell Santa to leave the fucking sack.

And I ate the old cunt’s mince pies so he’s right put of luck!

Yes, Christmas stocking are useless cunts. Get real!!!

Nominated by: Santa Cunts