Adele [3]

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Adele! Adele! Adele! I am sick to to death of this fucking cunt…

First I am tortured by her squawking crap on the radio where I work…

If it isn’t ‘Hello’ (yet another ‘a bloke has dumped me because I am a fat whining cunt’ song) then it’s ‘When We Were Young’ (aka ‘Before I was dumped’) or that pile of shite ‘The Rumour Has it’…Will somebody tell this pig ignorant tart that it’s ‘rumour has it…’ There is no fucking ‘The….’

And if she is not caterwauling, the silly cow is on telly going on about how she ‘bursts into tears spontaneously’ because her microphone failed or something…. The stupid chav got lucky hag wants to to try some real work or problems… And if that’s not enough, Adele is now on the front of every newspaper in Britain, blubbering a the Brit Awards and looking like a cross between Mick Miller (The Comedians) and a baboon wearing lipstick….

Adele is a cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

I keep hearing about Adele being so fucking great that I relented and downloaded (not bought mind you) her 25 album. I gave it a good listening – mainly to see if I could get to understand a word she was singing because her east end diction is fucking dreadful!

I’ve deleted now. Sadly I’ll never get those 45 odd minutes of my life back again and I really regret that…

And if Adele and Coldplay are the height of British music achievement then this country really has not got any talent any more. We’re fucked!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Jerry Hall

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Rupert Murdoch is a cunt (as we all know), but Jerry Hall is also a cunt… Not that she is marrying old Uncle Rupert for any sort of gain, money or anything like that…

First Bryan Ferry,then Jagger and now The Dirty Digger himself… No wonder The Stones did that song called ‘Starfucker…’

Nominated by: Norman

George Lucas [3]

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George Lucas is a cunt.

He sells out LucasFilms to Disney PIXAR (even Bigger Cunts) for 7.4 BILLION dollars, did not retain any rights to the Star Wars films, past, present or future.

Then has the guts to BITCH and MOAN about the new Star Wars film. Anyone could have told him that Disney-PIXAR are HUGE cunts who would take the cheap-and-dirty route to mega-bucks, by ripping off every bit of the first film that they could.

Plus add cunting ‘diversity’……female hero, black dude who no doubt will be banging her in the next film.

Piss and Moan George, you useless whining Cunt.

Nominated by: Gary

The new barbarians

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There was a loud cunt on the train the other day tearing up about 7-year-olds not being allowed to have transgender surgery on the NHS.

The dirty orange slag had tattoos on its face, about 50 rings in its ears nose and tongue, and spherical rubber tits (that were hanging out and smelling bad, with DIY tattoos of names on them – “left” and “right” it looked like).

This cunt then started shouting that all migrants should be allowed ‘in’ and how ‘she’ wanted to put one up in ‘her’ student accommodation, but the university (a polytechnic day-prison for idiot filth that hands out arse-wipe degrees for £60,000 a pop) would not allow it (and the decision was racist).

Next the poxy bitch was whining about being skint, not being able to get a job as an Enrichment Officer (WTF is that!) with her local council (because they were cutting back on essential services – ‘she said’?) and how ‘she’ would never be able to afford to buy a home or even a car.

To get to the fucking point – everybody under 30 is a cunt. They have been so brainwashed by state education (“no reading today children – we are going to learn about the joys of sodomy and diversity breeding”) and the media (“Buy a £50 plastic sofa stuffed with used jam rags!) the cunts are clamouring for their own descent into miserable wretchedness and even extinction – yet they still have some rudimentary grasp of reality but illogically always go against their own interests to follow conditioning.

Fuck em all – the cunts. They do not deserve a decent life .

“Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the dogs of war” on the mindless filth.

Nominated by: Oden Days

Squeamish foodies

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The cunts who piss me off (usually women) are the one’s who get all squeamish when they see a whole Fish with eyeballs or don’t want to see a whole Chicken with legs etc and say ‘I don’t like seeing the animal like that” or “I only buy filleted Fish or Chicken breasts” in a plastic pack from the Supermarket. Doesn’t stop the cunts eating it though does it.

These cunts need to realise that what meat they eat comes from something that was alive that ate, drank and shat like we do. I say bring back the days when the women would be plucking the Chickens etc. Imagine how many of todays ‘Career’ women would do that.

The Cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt