Squeamish foodies

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The cunts who piss me off (usually women) are the one’s who get all squeamish when they see a whole Fish with eyeballs or don’t want to see a whole Chicken with legs etc and say ‘I don’t like seeing the animal like that” or “I only buy filleted Fish or Chicken breasts” in a plastic pack from the Supermarket. Doesn’t stop the cunts eating it though does it.

These cunts need to realise that what meat they eat comes from something that was alive that ate, drank and shat like we do. I say bring back the days when the women would be plucking the Chickens etc. Imagine how many of todays ‘Career’ women would do that.

The Cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

The Guardian

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I have to nominate the Guardian and its comment moderators for a cunting.

The bloody Guardian dares to use a picture of C.P.Scott with the caption “Comment is free, but facts are sacred” but they are constantly deleting comments that don’t abide by their “community standards.” Basically, if you don’t subscribe to their world view, your comment gets deleted. So much for “Comment is free.” Heirs to Voltaire these twats are not.

I wrote a comment on an article today (Sun 10/1) by Nick Cohen (“Don’t look to the Pope for Enlightenment values”); I don’t always agree with Cohen but compared to his colleagues, he is a beacon of sanity in an ocean of utter bollocks. His article was a welcome retort to a couple of odious pieces on the events in Cologne and elsewhere, both written, bizarrely, by female journalists who were more “offended” (Christ, how I hate that fucking word) by the suggestion that the bestial behaviour on NYE was carried out by asylum seekers than by the behaviour itself.

If I remember correctly I wrote something like this:
“A splendid article. Thank you Mr Cohen.
We live in strange times. “Liberals” want to censor anything they disagree with. “Feminists” demonise those who criticise mass sexual assault whilst female politicians issue guidelines to the victims of said assaults rather than the perpetrators. “Muslim” is now an ethnicity. And a man who loudly proclaims his reasons for shooting a police officer has his reasons dismissed by those who think they know better.
Perhaps the public revulsion against the events in Cologne and the attempted cover-up by the media will make some people rethink their ideas. And perhaps Mick McCarthy will lead Ipswich to Champions League glory in 2018.”

What, I ask, is the reason this comment was deleted? Excessive sarcasm? Supporting a football team outside the Nu-footie twats’ wonderland of the Premier League? No, I’m pretty sure I know the reason why this comment was deleted.

The ongoing (one way) love-in between folks who describe themselves as “progressive” or “liberal” or “left wing” and micro-cocked Islamists is one of the enduring mysteries of the 21st century. Seriously, I just don’t get it. Opponents of Islamism or critics of Islam (yes, I think they are different things; we can argue about that another time) are routinely described as “far right.” But even mainstream Islam, based as it is on rigid conformity to some pretty old fashioned ideas, seems pretty fucking right wing to me. And some Islamists have views that would make even Heinrich Himmler blanch.

But the Guardian is only part of what appears to be a spreading intolerance and conformity in public life in the West. Deviate a millimetre from the current “progressive” line and you are instantly beyond the pale. Thus, that repellent harridan Germaine Greer, who has made a career for 50 fucking years with her version of feminism, is called a misogynist for suggesting that cutting off your bollocks, sitting down to piss and wearing a dress doesn’t make you a woman. A softly spoken Iranian lady, who dares to dress how she pleases, supports women’s rights in various Islamic hellholes and is open about leaving her religion, is howled down by aggressive Islamist males and the “feminists” at the university where this outrage occurred side with the fucking Islamists. That arrogant cockmuncher Cumberbatch is slagged off by shitheads for saying “coloured people” instead of “people of colour.” Fuck me ragged.

So, fuck you Guardian moderators. And fuck (metaphorically I assure you) all your brain-dead, Islamophile, “feminist” columnists who are more interested in defending savage sex attackers from nasty name calling than in defending the right of young girls to walk safely down the streets of their hometown.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Kanye West [3]

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Kayne west professional at being a untalented cunt and utter bellend wants more money but not just from anybody. He wants it from Mark Zuckerberg Mr.facebook cunt, Zuckerberg is famous for stealing the idea for FB from two university students. Begging for money from a unscrupulous cunt like Zuckerberg?.

Fucking comedy gold quotes like “Also for anyone that has money they know the first rule is to use other people’s money.(Blimey unbelievable), “Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas”(he talks in 3rd person BTW) and “Yes I am personally rich and I can buy furs and houses for my family but I need access to more money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world.” (Furs and houses for my fambly?!)

Lol oh fuck I can’t breathe from laughing so hard by the way what beautiful ideas has this cunt brought to the world? The cunt has a billion dollar supermodel wife sells his shoes & MOCO music to nigger chav bellends and he still needs more money. Slavery was abolished for this?

Nominated by: Titslapper

Angie Bowie

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Which rotten piece of woodwork did this old hag crawl out of? Yet another freeloading slag who uses her ex-husband’s more famous name, because no one will recognise her own… This old witch has just been on Celebrity Big Brother and basically dining out on the fact that she was David Bowie’s wife 40 years ago… How pathetic is that?

And the myth (put about by this old gluebag) about the Rolling Stones song ‘Angie’ being about her is bullshit… Keith Richards mainly wrote the song, and he stated that it wasn’t about anyone and it was just a name he came up with…

Some rock stars can be cunts (Lennon, Jagger, Page, Crosby) etc… But those who live off their fame, like Courtney Love and Angie Bowie, are even bigger cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

The Brit Awards

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I’d like to nominate tonight’s Brit Awards for a cunting. Whilst I’m delighted that it won’t be hosted by James “Tubby McFatFuck” Corden or Davina “I’d literally kill a baby to stay on TV” McCall, I also don’t care as I won’t be watching it.

Featuring performances from Adele, Coldplay, Little Mix, Justin Bieber, James Bay and Rihanna – sooooo….. I wonder what the numerous commercial breaks will be advertising (apart from plenty of plugs for bloody sport relief – another celebrity love-in)?

It’s live of course, so we live in hope that at least one of the above will fall (or be dragged) off the stage, leave a tit on display or… hopefully… be taken out by a secret TV studio assassin (my dream job). But as I said, I don’t care as I won’t be watching it.

In between their predictably turgid, lip-synced performances, there will of course be the awards themselves – a thousand daggers sent to the stage with each smile of those who didn’t win as they clap dutifully. Meanwhile those who do win will gush through their acceptance speeches with all the genuine emotion of Hal 9000 whilst occassionally attempting some wit that would make David Brent look positively erudite. But as I said, I don’t care as I won’t be watching it.

Well it’s going to be an ego-fest alright – no doubt more than a few will try to make some kind of political statement, but given that our politicians struggle with this task, I don’t hold out much hope for anything sensible from a bunch of overpaid cabaret cunts.

Did I mention that I won’t be watching it?

Nominated by: Nickleby