She is slinking away from the top job in HMRC amid crtiicisms from MPs select commitee for her department’s inability to respond to telephone calls from people wanting to pay tax. This is after She was in charge of border control, and failing to deal with asylum seekers expediently. And she got made a Dame?
I would have got sacked if I was so shit at my job!
Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart
A mate of mine lost his girl (who he’d been with 11 years)l in a car crash only last year… He’s worked solid since he left school (He’s now 38), but after the crash he went to pieces and lost his job… Those soulless cunts at his local Jobcentre have shown him no understanding… They have teamed up with one of their other Tory collaborator bedfellows (Seetec, I think they’re called) and put him to work in a ‘charity shop’ called Age UK…
These cunts are basically ’employing’ a decent and honest man who needs grief counselling 9 to 5 for fuck all…
It’s not just that though, In my dinner hour (I work at the bottom of Deansgate) I went to Bury to pick something up, so I popped in to see him… He’s a shadow of his former self and seems lifeless.. And the shop? What a fucking shithole! Selling crap that nobody wants, and full of loonies, foreign cunts on the blag, and scrotes who stink of BO and piss…
Now, that’s bad enough, but his ‘boss’ is also a total bitch… I have witnessed her today barking at her ‘staff’ like Sybil Fawlty shouts ‘Basil!’ only worse… She talks to him (and others) like crap and how a bastard schoolteacher (we’ve all had’ em!) does to kids….
I’ve told him to just fuck them off and that his mates will look after him… But I think he just wants to get out of the house… He‘s too good for a dump like that… And Age UK – for exploiting vulnerable people and being up Duncan Smith’s arse – are utter cunts and a plague on their so-called ‘charity’…
Scum…
Nominated by: Norman
I’ve just watched the mealy-mouthed establishment in-bred git squirming on all the news channels whining about ‘it’s the victims we must be focus sing on right now’. Well, what a fucking brilliant bit of diversionary surprise there as the 1000 page jazz mag of Savile shame hits the shit covered fan. Funny he should share the same surname as the other goggle box rapist Stuart.
Apparently there is still a culture of fear in the BBC, surely not, there’s too much fucking micro management for that to happen.
Let the whole sinking ship veer off in the general direction of the Marie Celeste, starting with the ritual slaughter of the arch-criminal Botney, an odious and nasty piece of work. For someone so fucking educated I’ve always been astonished he ended up entangled in the lard-arsed web of massive fibs that was Kids Company and Batmanrobin.
I wonder if they got a mention in the report.
Nominated by: Arsebiscuit
My car appears in a number of online documentaries on “how to fuck up a decent car for my vanity”
Due to excellent editing he neglected to show those slight slips with the grinder as he cut the body down (cunt)
The fact that he forgot to put the body mounts between the chasis and body (cunt)
He saved a few pence swapping structural steel for shelf brackets (cunt)
Used duct tape in place of electrical tape (cunt)
Believes twisting wires on to terminals instead of using connectors is ok, (cunt)
In fact the guy is a total cunt if nothing more, his use of 5A lamp cable instead of the proper stuff just enforces my view that he is a total cunt.
My car is a cunt too for letting him do it to it.
Nominated by: Lord Benny
I have been trying to think of a name that describes this cunting and that is what I have come up with. You know the shows I mean where they get a load of past it, washed up Celebrities who get no work so they end up on these shows. It was alright in the seventies, and all the other nostalgic shit titles they come up with are crap shows. Some unfunny cunt or cunts tries to be funny recalling how ‘wild’ it was back then or how ‘you couldn’t be like that these days’.
That Sinitta cunt is always on them and that ‘Comedian’ Romesh Ranganathan is usually on them as well talking shit. I don’t know who are worse, the cunt ‘Producers’ of these shows who can’t come up with anything original or the Celebricunts who accept offer to talk shit on these shows. One thing is for sure you watch these shows and they get worse as they go on, and you then start to realise these Celebricunts think the show is all about them and how they felt about whatever the stupid topic is.
The cunts.
Nominated by: Black & White Cunt