Plumbers

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Plumbers deserve a cunting.

Just had one round today because the bath is really slow to drain, after him sucking in breath through his teeth he tells me I need the trap replacing and the pipe ‘snaked’ to clear the blockage causing the slow draining.

OK, I say, just do it, it needs to be done.

Straight away he comes back, it’s a certain type of trap which I need to go and get from the suppliers. Almost an hour later he comes back with the trap, he rips the old trap out, snakes the pipe clearing any blockage and finally fits the new trap.

Overall, 2.5 hours (1 hour sourcing the trap, cost of £8.20+VAT = under £10) and I get hit with a bill for £138.40.

Fuck me, being a plumber is a license to print money

Nominated by: Boaby

Nicola Sturgeon [10]

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Sturgeon’s off again and warrants another nomination. The Scottish Government (aka SNP) has today published a paper predicting Scottish GDP to be between £1.7bn and £11.2bn per year lower by 2030 as a result of Brexit. It is based on a whole load of studies carried out by the Project Fear brigade before the referendum that only a cunt would still believe in.

Here’s an idea to boost GDP, Crankie – how about stop whining and go and get some trade deals? How about make Scotland more attractive to inward investment by resigning? How about reversing the decline in Scotland’s educational system since the SNP got into power? How about reducing public sector jobs in favour of private sector jobs? And how about accepting that we voted as the UK and the result, therefore, applies equally to all parts of the UK?

Hard to let go of the teat though, eh?

Nominated by: Harry Axwound

Owen Smith [3]

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Another Labour cunt is Owen Smith.

Another regressive lefty cunt making pronouncements about women making up 50% of the shadow cabinet. Fuck off with this shit, pick people on their merits you cunt, not their genitalia. We don’t need politician cunts who have been chosen becuase they’re cunts with cunts.

You cunt.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

Sun Life

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I’d like to cunt Sun Life insurance or at least its ads.
“Just love parky and his famous pen”

Well you bunch of cunts at Sunlife & your cuntish ad agency, ‘Parky’ or Michael Parkinson was actually famous for being a sports (mostly cricket) journalist, yes truly a cuntish profession but that’s how he became well known. He then of course became world famous as chat show host, his favourite guest being Billy Connolly (the unfunny cunt) who was on every fucking week. He was not famous for a throw away worthless (£9.99RRP – Ha) fucking pen for applying for some positively rip off & completely useless insurance.

And who the fuck is that old Grannie that’s on every ad playing an old Grannie – what a cunt – I can only be smug in the fact that at least she’ll be dead soon – the cunt.

Nominated by: Empeef

Team GB

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I would like to nominate all of Team GB for a cunting.

Gone are the days of Joe Bloggs donning a tracksuit and taking a run or a swim for their country as amateaurs and picking up a medal at the end.

Its no longer the global school sports day.

The cost for Andy Murray to grunt Cmon to himself every fucking miniute – 4.7 Million. Mohammad Somali Farrah, x 2, Cost 9.4 million. The manbun cunt Louis Smith, spare time Strictly Come Dancing cunt, ching up another 4.7. Every other cunt 4.7 per medal.

All for what? To beat a chinaman over a line? Spin off a Diving platform or Gym Beam with your shower mate. Or a cunt over a blike track?

I see now they fly home in a gold painted 747. I bet the cunts didnt chip in for that ticket either.

I wander – if it is such Univesity Education needs to be paid back at 4.7 % per annum, why these cunts would not be garnished at least from endorsements they get to do this, to pay something back. 4.7 is a lot to pay a cunt to feel amazing at the end.

Albeit from the National Lottery, I am sure some other cunt can do with 67 x 4.7 million plus a gold plane to get home more than these cunts.

Its not as if any of these cunts are short of a bob to start with.

Cunts

Nominated by: King Cunt