Guy Verhofstadt [3]

Posted on October 7, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Christallfeckinmighty !!

This stinking turd has surfaced again, thought I’d got Hubbard Hall’s plumbing sorted.

Needs a Kim-Mong nuclear-size cunting.

So glad to see that the EU favours the grossly physically repellent (doesn’t Belgium have any decent dentists ??!) ; just like Hitler and his club-footed Minister of Propaganda. This one looks like he had a near-miss with a coathanger in utero.

What a bloody awful thought, Merkel (no doubt to be given the bum’s rush by the Germans), will be sitting cosily alongside Kinnock of Bedwetty, Juncker and this unspeakable piece of shit…

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

Christopher Biggins [2]

Posted on October 7, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Amazingly Christopher Biggins has only received one minor cunting a couple of years back.
On Z Grade celebrity big brother (instant cunting for appearing on that shite fest) he slates Bisexual’s for not being gay enough and then makes a joke about the holocaust before getting kicked off.

Fair enough, it’s not like I never offended anyone so not cunting him for that.
What he is getting cunted for is then defending himself with pearls like ‘I love Jewish people. Listen, my best friend is Lesley Joseph. You can’t get much more Jewish than that.” and how many Bi friends he has.

Man up Chris (not a chance).

Mind you, the Daily Telegraph then uses the episode to highlight the problem of Biphobia in the Gay community. Say fucking what?

Could it just be that minority groups even the sacred LBGT have to find a target to look down on like the rest of humanity.

Even the most progressive left wing liberal tree hugging fucktard feels free to and relishes every opportunity to pour bile on someone because they happen to be to the right of them.

Cunting is a human right and the most human of traits as is the propensity to be a cunt to some degree or other.

Cunting is humanities way of keeping each other in line.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

iphone 7

Posted on October 7, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The iphone 7 is a cunt.

I have used Apple Mac computers since the late 90s way before all these post ipod cunts jumped on the bandwagon. The reason I have stuck with them is that they are the best and are best for my music production software. When it comes to phones though what the fuck are people queuing all night outside the Store to hopefully get a free one, it’s a phone you cunts.

I just realised some of these cunts camped outside the shop for a WEEK, to get the iphone 6. So they probably been doing the same for the iphone 7.

I think these cunts need to be sent to deepest darkest Africa where they don’t even have landlines, and then see how they get on without Cuntbook and Twitter. The fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Black and White cunt

Paul McCartney [6]

Posted on October 6, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

McCartney is in overdue for a cunting. At the time when Hopalong Heather Mills took him for 24 million I thought she was a money grabbing bitch but on reflection she deserved at least that for putting up with the scouse cunt.

Which Beatles song was written about Heathers Stump I wonder?

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Macca was the most miserable tight fisted cunt I ever met. Getting money out of his wallet would require surgical intervention.

The cunt never did stand his round…

Nominated by: Chas C

Angus Deayton

Posted on October 6, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Just looked through the list of cunts who have been cunted on this site and there is one glaring omission. I’d like to cunt everyone who has ever visited this site over the years, however briefly, for failing to cunt – ANGUS DEAYTON.

Like Barrymore (prior to that bit of bother at his pool party), Deayton is another cunt who has made a career – albeit a lower second division career – out of imitating the supercilious speech rhythms, the constant irritability and the tone of annoyance originated by John Cleese. Whatever you think of Cleese, that was his schtick. Deayton, like most Oxbridge ‘Comedians’ who followed Peter Cook and the Pythons, is just a derivative, un-funny cunt whose head needs smashing with a house brick.

The only good thing to come out of his entire career was the coke-and-prostitutes scandal resulting in his sacking from ‘Have I Got News For You’ – in a show of solidarity with Deayton which was appreciated by cunters throughout the land, Stephen Fry (cunted previously) vowed never to appear on the show again.

Nominated by: Fred West