Jennifer Lawrence [3]

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Jennifer Lawrence is a cunt… This is the daft slag who said that the recent hurricanes that hit the US were a punishment for those who voted for Big Don…. I know: what a fucking stupid cunt…

This is also the cunt who took pictures of herself in the billy bollocks, then claimed to be ‘violated’ and called in the Feds…. Again: cunt….

Now the stupid trollop has had more narcissistic photos of herself in the rik published, and she’s blubbed that she feels like she has been ‘gangbanged by the whole world’….. Well, I wouldn’t say the whole world… But I’m sure the Hollywood slapper gobshite has done more than her fair share of it….

Nominated by Norman

The BBC (11)

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The BBC (again).

They are advertising a programme for next week called ‘Labour – the summer that changed everything’. It’s a love in by the looks of it, on how comrade Corbyn has changed the face of politics forever. How he changed from looking like a smelly geography teacher, to the most popular politician in the world that looks like a smelly geography teacher. I wonder if it will touch on how he conned the votes of all the student layabout cunts by lying that he would do away with tuition fees, and other election promises that had no chance of being implemented?

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye.

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Peter Kay [2]

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Peter Kay is a cunt… All that publicity about there being no more episodes of that Car Share thing, and now there’s going to be a Christmas Special… Apparently it’s ‘unscripted’ which basically means it’s a load of outtakes and cock ups… That said, it’ll still be better than Mrs Brown’s Taxdodging Cunts…

Nominated by Norman.

The fans who make trailers for films

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Fan-made trailer makers are cunts…

The sort of spotty, sweaty, never had a shag fangeek cunt who spends time (and, in some cases, money) on making a totally crap and glaringly fake ‘trailer’ for some upcoming sci-fi bollocks: usually Doctor Who or the latest Star Wars cash-in… And these arsewarts state that the ‘trailer’ is ‘exclusive’ and ‘brand new’ in order to get Youtube followers and likeminded virgin fancunts to tell them how great they are…. Fucking sad cuntbubbles….

Nominated by Norman.

Remade Christmas songs

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Apart from the Dioclese Christmas song of course!

I’d like to nominate remade Christmas songs in wake of the wankfest this year.

This came to mind after seen that smug cunt Alexander Armstrong’s album because every single bastard you get those fucking albums from cunt celebrities like Armstrong or that twat Buble making Christmas albums of songs that aren’t even theirs. Any cunt can sing those shite songs in a low pitched voice yet because these cunts are celebrities they can to use it as a money making scheme to fill their pocket lining.

Genuinely hope any cunt like them get flattened by a Christmas tree for them exploiting the stupidity of those buying them and for their parasitic acts, the cunts.

Nominated by Lord Cuntington

With regard Christmas song remakes, nothing takes the shit-biscuit more savagely than bogtrotter extraordinaire Sir Cunt Geldof remixing the Band Aid abomination for another airing every ten fucking years. According to Wikipedia there have been FOUR versions now (and I only thought we were on cuntfest backslapping version three).

I mean, Geldof must have afforded his mansions solely from royalties from The Boomtown Shitrats back catalogue, right guye?

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

How about the Chas C version of “Bland Aid 31” – track 6 here?

It’s even got Goboff in the video! YouTube banned it. Humorless cunts…

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