Fat acceptance

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I’d like to see a gargantuan cunting of the fat acceptance movement.

I am flabbergasted by their tenacity when it comes to defying the world at large and maintain that being fat is natural and healthy.

Honestly, what kind of stubborn does it take to believe that medically and scientifically proven health problems are a smokescreen for cultural and aesthetic prejudices against fat?

This defensive mentality has generated some fantastic labels – such as accusations of ‘healthism’ and being ‘fatphobic’.
Incredible.

And then there’s the outragious cost to society.
I read about this ‘movement’ (what a delicious irony) as part of a continued interest in the cunting of humanity at large.

Nominated by Cuntflap

Theresa May’s government

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Can’t stand the thought of our esteemed Prime Monster not being represented on The Wall of Cunt sitting there with only 9 nominations, so here’s a well deserved tenth!

What the flying fuck does she think she’s doing over Brexit. The daft tart is now going to chuck FORTY FUCKING BILLION of taxpayer’s (thats you and I folks) money at the Fourth Reich to “unlock trade talks”. FFS does she not realize that the more we offer, the more they’ll demand!?!

If this is being a “bloody difficult woman” then I’m a transgender half caste disabled wooftah! Do a Thatcher, woman. Keeping saying no, sack Hammond, offer them fuck all and if none of that works then handbag the cunts!

Grow a pair. There’s not going to be deal. Fuck the ‘transitional period’. Fuck the ECJ. Fuck Barnier and Drunker. Fuck ’em all!

This used to be a great country. Between you and that cunt Corbyn, you’ve turned us into a bloody laughing stock. Shape up or fuck off!

Nominated by Dioclese

We have agreed to allow the EU to ‘Have a say’ on some EU citizens still here AFTER Brexit and also £40 billion as a settlement.
A sell out of 17 million mugs cause that’s what we are mugs for expecting a Government of cunts to deliver a simple fuck off to the European Union.

This whole thing is an absolute joke, I bet that cunt Clegg is having a wank with his dick wrapped in an EU flag.

I don’t think I’m gonna ever vote again, I love my country but they don’t give a fuck about the ordinary people, I mean any country that allows even one ex service man or woman end up sleeping rough has to be run by Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunts.

The government…my nomination for cunt of the year.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt

Dead Pool [76]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Well done to me (Shaun ) who has gone and won Deadpool 75 by picking singer and international
teenage heartthrob to women of a certain era (including my mother) David Cassidy.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 76.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

Nobby Stiles
Liam Miller
King Michael of Romania
Kamala
Johnny Hallyday

Dead Pool [75]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Well done to Mr Bastard who correctly predicted The Likely Lads actor and much loved British star Rodney Bewes would be the next dead dude.Bewes was 79 and missed his 80th Birthday by just 6 days.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 75.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

David Cassidy
King Michael of Romania
Kamala (Wrestler)
Liam Miller
Johnny Hallyday

Convenience shops

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Convenience shops need a good cunting.

The perma whiff of balti guff which intensifies as one nears point of sale, the beady looks from the suspicious staff, the overpriced goods which are a little too near the best before… most of which are covered in Arabic because they were vanned in by a cousin from Lahore.

Impossible to find a tin of beans or a fairy liquid amongst all the tins of Pataks, Turkish delight, Bombay mix and Backlava

Nominated by Junior Emergency Cunting Operative