Little Monsters’ Parents

I want to Cunt the parents who go on Social Media to complain that their child has not been invited to a birthday party or some such thing. The reason that your child wasn’t invited was because the child is unpopular with it’s peers.
It’s no good whinging about Autism,ADHD etc. (and how real these actual conditions are is debatable). If the other children don’t like the brat,why should they have to have them at their party? In fact,it might get through to the “shunned” child that their behaviour is unacceptable and they should fucking well learn to live like a decently raised child,and not like some spoiled brat.
The parents do their “special little man” no favours by letting it think that everyone else is in the wrong for not including it. I wouldn’t invite some Spacca to any do that I was having,they’d just spoil it for the normal people. Children would do well to learn early that acting like a Monga might impress those daft enough to swallow it,but the real world won’t be so easily fooled.

These children aren’t “Special”,they’re just badly raised. The “Care-givers” should accept this and toughen up their attitude to the spoiled brats.A bit of tough love would do them the world of good.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Vodafone [2]

I’d like to nominate that shite shower of a company Vodafone for a thorough cunting! Their incompetent and clueless customer service text and call in centres are staffed by the thickest, most ignorant mongs ever. They are for the most part otherwise unemployable snowflake gobshites with attitude problems.

Call with a problem, get put on hold, listen to some ear cack elevator music for an eternity, only for said retard to blame someone else. “Duh, it’s not our problem it’s (insert implausible excuse)”. Twenty to thirty minutes of your life wasted and all for nothing!

Then they bombard you with customer satisfaction surveys and marketing texts! Oh fucking really?!? How’s about zero satisfaction and a big old 10 out of 10 for being utter cunt lords! Funny how this automated irrelevant marketing bollocks always gets through. Strange how efficiently they grab your hard earned cash to pay their exorbitant, piss taking bills every month. Yet when, as an existing customer under contract, you need something doing on YOUR behalf, it’s ‘fuck right off’.

The ‘technical’ assistance department imbeciles can barely speak a word of English. Fucking Indian call centres! They appear to have no idea what day it is, never mind what it is they are supposed to be doing.

TLDR: Vodafone: Corporate wank stains whoring after new victims and hanging existing customers out to dry. Complete cunty cunts!

Nominated by See You Next Tuesday

Martin Freeman [2]

A nomination of personal annoyance here – British actor Martin Freeman.

Famous for playing Tim in Ricky Gervais’ shit-fest The Office, he also played as Tim in the shit ‘n’ thankfully short-lived The Robinsons, Tim in pubehead Moffat’s Sherlock, Tim in the Hobbit trilogy and is currently appearing as Tim in the excruciatingly annoying Vodafone adverts.

This jug-eared tribute act to Norwich’s finest inbreeding programme has carved out a career from playing the same bemused, stammering, wise-cracking cunt in everything, and I mean everything he’s cast in. He’s simply one of those fuckers with a face so punchable it takes every effort to not deliver an uppercut to the TV screen. I must be missing something because I can’t see any appeal to this fucking buffoon.

He may not be a bad person, so the limited cunting opportunities on him may be as one-dimensional as his acting, but this turd in human form has been simmering my piss since 2002. So for that reason, he is a cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Javid Ahmed

Javid Ahmed is a fucking arsehole who stuck this on Longrider’s blog a couple of days back when he wrote about the vegan who decided that Amazon should stop selling a plastic pig toy.

Dont worry I have contacted mediatemple.net a shutdown of your domain is being arranged as you sitting behind a wall, you have no clue what animals suffer and on here. Your all just a bunch if inbred redneck hillbillies turds. am sure you mums and dads that bastards they are all inbred terrorists also no go fuck yourself you cunt?”

Mediatemple quite rightly told him to fuck off.

To all you self appointed self righteous self indulgent arrogant cunts just like Javid who want to stifle any opinion that contradicts their narrow minded view of the world, I say “Fuck you. You’re all cunts”

Nominated by Dioclese

The Daily Express [2]

The Daily Express are cunts…

I know that papers now resort to barrel scraping tactics in order to get noticed and clickbait… But the Daily Express actually using a ‘Google maps show aliens’ headline (online) is taking the piss…

Featuring ‘pictures’ of an ‘alien’ sunbathing in a deckchair?! I know The Express isn’t great, but since when did it become the Sunday Sport?! Does the cunt who wrote that ‘alien’ bollocks actually get paid for doing it?! Cunts….

Nominated by Norman