Tesco delivery drivers

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As the nom pool is overflowing, I’ll keep this brief – Tesco delivery drivers are cunts par excellence.

I’ve just had a real narky cunt arrive, flustered because the dumb cunt can’t find the easy-to-find location, and try to tell me – the fucking resident – that my address is wrong. My address, is wrong. I asked the cunt on what possible fucking dimension he thought he was on, and that started a more heated discussion diffused by the brother-in-law.

I’ve had all kinds of Tesco simpleton cunts turn up here and lose shopping, give me the wrong shopping, substitute tinned tuna for fucking cat food, give me a week’s shop which has stuff all expiring the day after delivery… but to tell me I don’t know my own fucking house number is a glorious example of utter fucking incompetence that will take some beating.

It’s the fucking complaints email avenue for you, you cunt!

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back.

Dead Pool [85]

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Fuck me! Somebody other than Shaun has won the Dead Pool!

Well done another old stalwart, Dioclese, who predicted the demise of US evangelist Billy Graham. Must have been devine inspiration!

So on to Deadpool 85

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

The United States of America

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Here we go again. Kids murdered by a nutter with guns. A fucking idiot of a president blaming mental health problems.

What legitimate use, in a civilised country, can a civilian have for an assault rifle?

Or hand guns come to that. What the fuck is their love affair with murderous mayhem – the right to bear arms. Why are Americans so fucking hell bent on firearms?

Then there is Black Lives Matter. Of course they do but it is black Americans with fucking guns that take most of them.

America, grow the fuck up and stop this evil that diminishes your society. Control guns you cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

NPower

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I would like to nominate NPOWER for a massive cunting.

The bunch of utter heinous fucktards have mismanaged my father in law’s gas bill for god knows how long. Trying to speak with some cunt within that wankshitting abortion of an organisation to resolve their administrative fuck-ups is like trying to shit an adult woolly mammoth out of your arsehole.

As I type I have been placed in a make believe telephone ‘queue’ for 50 mins, waiting to speak with one of their scouse/Johnny Foreign/trained Chimp staff.

‘Thanks for your patience, we know you want to speak with us and we will help you as fast as we can’. Utter,insincere ballbaggery.

Cunts make my fucking blood boil!

Nomionated by Paul Maskinback.

Helen Evens & Oxfam

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Being an old barstard I remember the Vietnamese boat people, a multitude of disasters, famines and civil wars and Oxfam wading in to right the wrongs, fair play to them someone has to do it.
However as with most of these “Charitable” organisations things have gone badly wrong,

The initial “Scandal” that aid workers used prostitute’s in Haiti, didn’t bother me at all, I myself whilst employed in the defence of the realm used your tax payers money (my wages) to indulge in many a foreign flesh pot, so the fact that they are splashing their wages on much the same thing doesn’t bother me.

The following things do bother me though, in my lifetime alone there have been many repeat disaster on the same theme in the same places, Places where Oxfam has pledged to eliminate hunger, dirty water. Ect.

Yet it continues, as with most things there is no money in a fixed problem, so if they had have established and maintained the water supply they would be without a source of income, no requirements for new appeals.

Now we come to this the latest “revelation” aid for favours, it has been suggested that aid staff exploited their positions offering aid for “favours” and an appeal has been made to “Victims” to come forward.

I can see this going very wrong very fast, lawyers all over the world mobilising to find a suitable victim and massive legal suites against Oxfam to follow ( you will recall the Iraq prisoner abuse fraud) and then a financial crash of the charity on HSBC proportions.

Well just a quick note to you all, Fucked if I am going to stick my hand in my pocket to help them out they can go and ask Bono or some of his libtard friends for a hand out should they wish to continue with this failing roller coaster fuelled by extorted money.

Nominated by lord benny