Owen Jones (6)

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I can’t believe I’m actually going to defend the BBC here, but there’s no way around it. I want to nominate Owen Jones. Again. He was on Newsnight recently, accusing Al-Beeb of photoshopping Jeremy Corbyn’s stupid Commie hat, to make it look more Communist. This claim, parroted by his butt-buddies in Momentum, has already been proven to be complete bullshit, but two million people have seen the post on Momentum’s Facefuck page. Obviously, not all of them would have believed that the BBC deliberately photoshopped an photo of Corbyn in a Lenin style hat that he CHOSE to wear, just to make him look more left wing. Sadly though, a lot of them would have been stupid enough to believe that outright lie.

The BBC doesn’t need to do such a thing. Corbyn proves to the entire nation what a extreme far left cunt he is on an hourly basis. He proved his Communist credentials when he not only sided with Russia at PMQ’s last Wednesday, but pretty much said word for word what the Russian government have been saying. And the simple fact is, as I said, Corbyn CHOOSES to wear that ridiculous hat. It’s the headwear equivalent of Kim Jong Un’s haircut.

Incidentally, if you want real proof that Putin sent his cunts to try to murder Skripal and his daughter, look no further than the childish outbursts from the Russian government and their stooges at the state run TV channel. Nobody who is innocent hurls insults and innuendo at their accusers. And I see that Putin has won 75% of the vote in the elections. Yeah, right, three quarters of the Russian people actually voted for Putin, a man who regularly feels the need to prove his masculinity by being photographed topless doing what he thinks is manly shit.

In some ways, it’s amusing to watch Jones hurling such lies at the BBC. It wasn’t too long ago that he was calling for Corbyn to stand down as leader of the Labour Party. Until Corbyn won a challenge to his leadership, then Owen the Onanist climbed right back Corbyn’s arse. So, on top of being an egostical, idiotic, drivel spouting, lying drama queen, with a penchant for storming off when he doesn’t get his way, he’s also a massive hypocrite. Mostly though, Owen Jones, is an annoying, bigoted little twat. Like most of his ilk, he considers freedom of speech that only people like him have a right to, and will happily shout down anyone who disagrees with him. He is, a CUNT.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Mo Farah [3]

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Mo Farah has not enjoyed a cunting in our hallowed parish for nearly two years.

So why the fresh cunting? Well. Mr Farah got uppity with a security guard at a German airport the other week. And then ran off to the tabloids bleating ‘waycism’. So far, so predictable. Poor Mo was so traumatised by his ordeal, he felt he had to film the entire thing on his phone and provide a running commentary.

This incident…I’m sure entirely coincidentally…took place exactly two days after a Parliamentary inquiry into doping in sport ruled that an injection that MF had had in 2014 was in need of further scrutiny….

And how and why is he a ‘national sporting treasure’??!! The cunt was born in Somalia and lives in America!

Who will join me in this cunting?

Nominated by Mecha-Rigsby

Tinder

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Tinder is a cunt.Tinder has now introduced that sign of modern relationships the mixed race couple in the form of an emoji, as you can imagine they cover all the permutations of couples . Fuck me will the social engineering never stop how long before it is compulsory to be with a black chap or chappess though i suspect it will only be allowed if its white girl with black fella as seems to be portrayed on most tv ads.

Is it any fucking suprise racism is becoming more popular as a lifestyle choice.
Please stop trying to impose your fucking ideas of your twatty light coffee coloured nirvana on me you liberal left wing right on fuck twats.

Granted you see mixed race couples but not in the percentages the smugs would have you believe. CUNTS of the first water are the liberal left, or if you disagree the illiberal left. People would get along better if we didnt have it rubbed in our noses like a naughty carpet shitting puppy. I blame it all on the grand master CUNT the man who registers 12 on the Cuntsmic scale , tony blair CUNT CUNT and double CUNT that he is, i think he is the motherload of cunt whence all cunts and cuntism spring from.

Nominated by Civvydog.

Extreme weather warnings

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I would have thought that generation snow flake would be comfortable with the influx of brethren but apparently not.

I am receiving e-mail notifications of impending severe weather temperatures will plummet to -3 and a possibility of up to 4 cm of snow!

Britain is doomed! where as I am mildly bemused, firstly the cause of the chaos is the fuckers who cant drive unless its a clear sunny day and to be honest shouldn’t be on the road (various safety features fitted to vehicles have thwarted Darwin’s law and we now have 3rd generation fucktards)

Another factor I believe is the penchant of purchasing cheap pretty shit from primark that has practically no thermal protection coupled with the dependence on tropical levels of central heating.

At this point I need to elaborate that generation snow flake is not exclusive to ourselves, last cold snap we had I had to go up into the hills and rescue a driver “trapped” in some wood, Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the driver was in fact Polish, Imagine his surprise that after explaining the treacherous conditions to me (ice, snow) he got the most almighty bollocking in serbo/Croat about his inability to drive in what I consider to be a chilly day in Tatri, his ridiculous route planning and rounding off with the fact he had come over here because he definitely couldn’t cut the mustard over there.
again I wander off topic, far too many cunts to cunt!

Nominated by lord benny

Best For Britain

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I need to nominate a group that laughably calls itself “Best For Britain”. BFB are bunch of rich, arrogant Remainers, who are taking the British Government to court in the hopes of getting a second EU referendum. Apparently, they think they’ve found a legislative loophole that means Theresa the Appeaser and her cabinet of cretins have a legal obligation to call a second national vote on the issue of EU membership.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I am sick to fucking death of middle and upper class Quislings showing contempt for democracy and the British people by flat out refusing to respect the result of the 2016 referendum. What makes these faux intellectuals, these snooty, selfish, smug, self-superior, anti-British cock jockeys think they have ANY right to force the UK into voting on an issue that we’ve ALREADY voted on, simply because they disagree with the result.

If they want to live under the Jackboot of the Fourth Reich. If they really want to Kow Tow to Brussels, they should fuck off and live in an EU country. Germany, perhaps. Ah, no, wait. They’re not Muslim savages. Anyway, I’m sure Michael O’Leary will lay on a cheap Ryanair flight to take them to the EU shithole of their of their choice. Wait, no. He’s too much of a money grabbing cunt to give a discount. Which is why his threat to ground all Ryanair flights out of the UK for a day is complete bullshit.

It’s been 21 months now since 17.5 MILLION people voted to leave the EU, and all we’ve had since then is Remoaners complaining about Brexit on a daily basis. EVERY DAY, we’ve had to put up with these cunts whingeing about the referendum, insulting us, telling us we were lied to, that we are stupid, that we didn’t know what we were voting for. Some prominent leavers have even received death threats. Basically, disrespecting democracy and the will of all the people in the UK who voted to leave. And yet the likes of Soubrey have the nerve to complain about receiving abuse from a minority in the leave camp. What do you expect so many people on the Remain side do exactly the same to us EVERY day.

The most galling thing about this pricks, is that they ALWAYS claim to respect democracy. Well, they’ve got a fucking funny way of showing it, because trying to overturn the result of a free, fair and democratic referendum is DISRESPECTING democracy. They arrogantly assume that THEY and ONLY THEY are qualified to express an opinion on an issue like the EU. They are wrong. They assume they have the right to try to overturn the result. They are WRONG.

By siding with the EU, and acting in the childish way that they’ve been acting, they are showing that we were right to vote to leave the EU. They are very much representative of the ‘leaders’ of the EU. The likes of Juncker, Tusk and Barnier. They too have been mocking and insulting the British people since the referendum. They have been and still are, threatening to punish us for our decision. What kind of political organisation does that? A malign one, that’s what kind. One that hates democracy in all its forms, that’s what kind. Let’s not forget, Juncker, Tusk and their mates at the top of the EU did not get where they are because ordinary EU citizens voted for them in elections. They got there through a closed vote within the EU parliament.

That’s the kind of system that twats like Best For Britain want for the UK. For some, unfathomable reason, they consider Juncker, a drunken, arrogant, nasty mediocre politician, from Luxembourg, a place so insignificant, so irrelevant, it isn’t even a country, to be the best person to lead the UK. Like the rest of the EU leadership, Juncker’s only interest in the UK, is as a cash cow and a dumping ground for the endless flood of Muslims that Merkel stupidly invited in.

I’ve never understood why some people want to hand governance of our country, to control of our financial sector, our armed forces, our economy to a bunch of incompetent, unelected foreigners, who couldn’t give a fuck about the UK and want to turn it into a lowly province in a country called the “United States of Europe”. Some of these Remain traitors, have a vested in interest in us staying in the EU. Clegg, the Kinnocks, Mandelson and dozens of UK civil servants who worked in Brussels all have generous pensions. Heseltine gets EU subsidies for his farms. With all their gobshitery though, they always seem to forget to mention that simple fact. And then they whine, as Cable did this morning, about being called traitors. Well whether they like it or not, they ARE traitors, and I will NOT stand by and let them win.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw