Mo Farah [3]

Mo Farah has not enjoyed a cunting in our hallowed parish for nearly two years.

So why the fresh cunting? Well. Mr Farah got uppity with a security guard at a German airport the other week. And then ran off to the tabloids bleating ‘waycism’. So far, so predictable. Poor Mo was so traumatised by his ordeal, he felt he had to film the entire thing on his phone and provide a running commentary.

This incident…I’m sure entirely coincidentally…took place exactly two days after a Parliamentary inquiry into doping in sport ruled that an injection that MF had had in 2014 was in need of further scrutiny….

And how and why is he a ‘national sporting treasure’??!! The cunt was born in Somalia and lives in America!

Who will join me in this cunting?

Nominated by Mecha-Rigsby

28 thoughts on “Mo Farah [3]

  1. Let’s put this into perspective, shall we. This cunt only holds 1 world record – for 2 miles. That’s not even a proper race is it?

  2. Give the Malteser headed cunt some credit, the only Somalian to get gold without using a speedboat and a Kalashnikov….

    • Hahaha, beat me by seconds on the chocolate looking napper, Jr Cuntley….. I used to call Lewis Hamilton ‘Malteser head’ until the selfish cunt went and grew his hair…..

      • Cheers J R Cuntley…… No, no new woman, and I don’t think there will be for a while. I’d never heard of Tinder until today,, so when I feel the need for companionship, I’ll go searching for a curvy, thirty plus, weed smoking, non drinking, kinky, porn loving, bisexual, nylons wearing, budgie loving, non soap watching, right wing, Islam hating, funny, nylons wearing, Jewish princess that doesn’t whinge at every fuckin thing I do.

  3. Isn’t he a ‘sir’ now?

    If he is then admin are shoorley guilty of racism.
    Isn’t anybody cunting this cunt gonna be guilty of racism?
    I ain’t touching this cunting for fear of being labelled a racist and bringing unwanted attention on my spiritual home (ISAC), but I will say that he has put me off Galaxy Minstrels and I need to get a new mudflap for my pushbike….

  4. I dislike the way he’s known as Mo, as if his first name (obviously not Christian name) is Maurice, not Mohammed, which it is. He’s promoted by the BBC as the norm for “British” Muslims, showing them to be most acceptable people, not the cunts they actually are. Taking a lead from the esteemed Mr Fiddler………. fuck ’em all !!!!

  5. They’ve let this Cunt sail close to the wind regarding missed drug tests,a dope-pushing coach, faux patriotism,greed for appearance fees,questionable tax arrangements, brothers in prison, an ugly wife,and being one step away from being like most Somalis..thieves and spongers.
    All this to ram the Cultural-Enriching benefits of unlimited immigration down our throats. As if some highly dubious athletic performances are meant to make up for the millions of free-loading,backward,lazy grabbers that he represents.
    They can shove Sir Mo,his medals and his records up their collective arse. The nasty little shite-stain can get fucked. Whichever Royal knighted him should have nipped his gurning napper off and shit down the hole.

  6. The peanut headed cunt with the official moniker of Mohamed Muktar Jama Farah is not British – he may be officially but he fell out of some cunt in Mogadishu, that friendly old spot in Somalia where the people run faster than chigguns – its the only way they can eat – everyone in Mogadishu runs fast. The cunt only calls in to the UK with his uppity missus Tania Nell to whinge, bitch and complain about how the airlines don’t give them Royal Family treatment on their way back to Portland where the cunt lives. Like all the knighted cunts he is of course a non dom – a tax avoiding jigaboo cut from the same cloth as Branson, Reg Dwight, Harry Webb, Ringo Star (another proper cunt), McCantsing McCartney, Dyson, Connery, the drugs cheat Wiggins and all the rest of the non UK tax paying cunts. Like Christie who gave Ben Johnson so much pain about performance enhancing sweeties only to be hoisted on his own petard much later there is something lurking about peanut head having dramatically changing coaches as a sniff of drugs cheating pervaded the air surrounding the skinny little cunt. He has come close before having missed 2 dope tests and a dodgy blood sample. A cunt, a jigaboo cunt and a cheating jigaboo cunt.

  7. I was saddened to view the latest Quorn advert the other night to see that the stout hearted Englishman Sir Mo had been replaced by some snowflake kids, including a ginger minger… I dont know, you might think he’s not really English at all, just a Cling-On….

  8. My youngest daughter met Mo and his wife in a pub in Londonistan one evening few years ago.

    By all accounts he was very polite, fun and friendly, spent time talking to her and agreed to a photo.

    Mrs Farah not a particularly polite or friendly person that evening. Perhaps just pissed off Mo was spending time with a younger and far more beautiful woman than herself. Yep, reckon that would probably do it.

    Have always enjoyed watching him run and respected his hard training routine (saw a documentary once). Who knows whether he has ever been on anything illegal (although most top athletes these days are taking some stuff or another for asthma), and until proven otherwise will respect him for being one of the best if not the best in the world, British or otherwise.

    Until then then.

  9. Is this the third time he s used the racism card and been made to look an utter cunt when proven wrong?.

    1) That white runner he accused of being racist and was shown that it was bollocks

    2) Last year or maybe before he accused an airline of not letting him board because he was black . But was shown that he turned up after boarding had finished and was doing the ” you know who i am” shtick and they just treated him like anyone else , i know the absolute horror.

    Now this as well what a cunt im sorry he can run,but his got some huge race chip on his shoulder. Reminds me of Samuel L Jackson s character in Die hard 3.

    Thick as shit cunt.

  10. No doubt about it. He hung around with that other pin cushion Salazar for long enough that the vapours would give him a positive test.
    The entire elite athletic (and cycling) circuit is an exercise in pushing the limits of what’s legal and then finding a way to go beyond those limits without getting caught.
    Most of these cheats would be pumping gas or baling hay if they finished third instead of first. It’s a terrible waste because if you fed them drugs on the production line or in the fields , you’d get twice as much work out of ’em!

  11. Let’s face it, if Sir Mohamed Muktar Jama Farah didn’t get seasick, we all know what he’d be doing while chowing down on a husk of khat!

    Instead the soft-touch UK feed, clothe and train the cunt and as soon as the readies start coming in it’s off-ski to the more favourable tax laws in the US.

    He still manages to rake his arse back for the (£1m appearance fee) London Marathon in a few weeks time!

    I wouldn’t give the cunt £20 quid even if he was to sing “Sexy Thing” and “It Started with a Kiss” all the way round!

    Ungrateful little fuck-bubble!

  12. ‘Sir’ Mo is just like all the other opportunist Somali-filth that cunt Blair let in… An entitled and expects special treatment turd, and about as British as Winnie Mandela’s cunt….

  13. One of the high points of the skinny illegal’s career was getting uppity with a bloke pushing a pram around Richmond park on Christmas day a few years back.

    According to Mohammed, the bloke, his doris and the pram were in the way of the Quorn bothering skeleton’s practice run.

    A scuffle ensued and the skinny little runt went home to it’s munter of a wife for Christmas dinner.

    Now, I don’t know about anyone else. But I see a few inconsistencies here.

    First, if you are going to enjoy a Christmas dinner you need to be a Christian. Not a believer in the religion of piss.

    Second, a fourteen year old school kid could knock the cunt clean out with minimal effort.

    Third, Richmond park is a public space for everyone’s use. Not just nonentities who’s only skill in life is running around in circles.

    So ‘Mo’ you lying skinny runt. Lets make this nice and crystal clear for you. You are not English. You never will be.

    Running around in circles is what retards do to amuse themselves. It isn’t any kind of achievement, its just sad.

    Pretending not to hear the doorbell when the doping testers come and ask you to piss in a cup is not an excuse, it is deliberate avoidance to prevent the inevitable public shaming and stripping of all titles. Followed by a well deserved deportation order back to the land of the lazy, starving cunt.

    Does anyone else wish they were that bloke with the pram? I know I do. Only the outcome wouldn’t be minor cuts and bruises, it would end with ‘Mo’ being rushed to A&E to have his head surgically removed from his arse.

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