I have recently been working from home so have inevitably been roped into the daily horror show shitfest of the school run. I have identified the prime vomit inducing cause of this evil phenomena and that is the School Run Mum.
To help you identify if you fall into this cuntish category answer these questions –
1. Do you drive a vehicle of such epic proportions that you find it impossible to perform simple manoeuvres? If yes then you are a cunt and possibly a School Run Mum.
2. If all that someone can see of you while you sit in your road going version of an M1A1 Abrams is a pair of eyes straining to see over the steering wheel and possibly a bobble hat thrown in for good measure? If yes then you are a cunt and possibly a School Run Mum.
3. Do you constantly talk drivel on the phone while you ferry your precious Darlings to the school gate? If yes then you are a cunt and possibly a School Run Mum.
4. Do you limit your focus to the two feet of road immediately in front of your car and frequently find yourself the cause of blocking the entire fucking road? If yes then you are a cunt and possibly a School Run Mum.
5. Are you a woman with school age kids? You are certainly a cunt and a school run mum.
If you have scored any more than 2 on this test then you are a monumental cunt, for the good of society as a whole, should prepare a bottle of whiskey and loaded revolver and do the right thing.
Nominated by Proper Cunt
