Adele is a cunt…
Amongst the collective media skin colour over actual talent arselicking of Fatarse Beyonce at Coachella, our very own lardy and tuneless one got some publicity out of it…. Adele posted pics of herself on Instacunt wetting herself over Coconut Bey’s appearance… The sight of Adele flicking her hair all over the place, twerking her fat arse, and pretending to play a trumpet in front of a television set is all too distressing and disgusting to bear…
Stupid fat slag…
Boris Johnson is a cunt. He’s proposing an amnesty for illegal immigrants that have been here for ten years and have a clean record. How you assess their records when you don’t even know anything about them I couldn’t begin to imagine. What I do know is that Boris is an untrustworthy cunt who dilly dailied over remain or leave , a real man of principle ‘ey ? Fuck off Boris, if they’re illegal then fuck them off, you wobble chopped ,bumbling blonde bastard.
Nominated by, Jack The Cunter
I would like to hand out a double cunting to Stanley Skupien/Met polis. Yes,the Polski homeless jogger cunt who found a London marathon runners entry bib and used it to steal his medal is back in the news. This time he robs some poor cunts boat, fills it with petrol instead of diesel (daft cunt) then is caught red handed wearing the boat owners clothes painting the boat black to try and disguise it.His alibi? Some bloke paid him to paint the boat! The Met accept this as they say that they cannot prove otherwise (thick cunts/lazy cunts….you decide) and all charges (slight matter of theft and criminal damage,nothing to see here) are dropped. Poor cunt with wrecked boat gets a letter from Met saying no further action will be taken.He is,quite rightly,appealing this decision. I eagerly await Mr. Skupiens next contribution to our culturally enriched society.
however he did get his comeuppance
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6249930/london-marathon-cheat-forrest-tramp-beaten-up-mob/
Nominated by, Fillipo
Well done to Jr Cuntley who correctly predicted that former Olympics Minister New Labour Cabinet Minister and former London mayoral candidate Dame Tessa Jowell would die next.Tessa had been battling an aggressive brain tumour for the last year and had been campaigning in the House of Lords for greater access to experimental treatments for cancer patients.She was 70 years old.
On to Deadpool 92:
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My picks (Shaun)
John McCain
Leah Bracknell
John Bain (Totalbiscuit)
Matt Cappotelli
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Kendrick Lamarr. More obnoxious than Mark, much, much less attractive than Hedi, you may never have heard of him. He is a rapper. An American one. He is famous for having danced on a burnt-out police car during a riot. The Groaniad wants to nominate his ill-structured gibberings for a Pulitzer prize. I have just endured (what I was doing required too much focus to turn the cunt off) 15 minutes of a simpering eulogy/life history of this chanter of bollocks to ripped-off techno beatz…on Radio 4.
Ultimately, I had to suspend operations in order to register my hatred of this shit on ISAC. And take a boiling piss.
I learned that he had suffered depression as a teenager. Apparently this is unusual. Pity he didn’t succumb, and pop himself through the head with the mandatory .45. His English teacher, modestly claiming credit for launching the cunt on his multiple assaults on rhyme, scansion, grammar and sense within the slack framework of a tribal chant, is called Regis Inge. Which was the only mildly comic point made during a presentation delivered in the reverential tones normally accorded to competent but dead heads of state., with frequent gormless utterances from the cunt himself and samples of his noxious output interleaved with admiring vignettes from his utterly ordinary existence.
Why wasn’t this shit on a lowest-common-denominator yoof music programme? Answer, Radio 4 is now courting the lowest common denominator. Centuries of culture culminate in this. O tempora. O mores. I see the Tiber flowing with much blood.
nominated by Komodo