FIFA are Cunts, aren’t they?

This astonishingly dishonest nest of dirty gangsters would give the EU a run for their money. They’re now so open about their devious manner they all but admit to their shitty malpractice.

Now we discover that the 2026 World Cup will be in Mexico, the USA, and Canada. Great. Mexico has had it twice, the States a little over twenty years ago; Canada plays Ice Hockey and watches moose eat snow. Well done FIFA, no sign of backhanders there.

In 2010 when England sent Prince William, Beckham, and Cameron (!?) to schmooze and persuade these fraudulent cunt-rags that we should host the 2018 event, the Ruskies and the Qatari Arabs were calmly filling envelopes with copious amounts of moolah for FIFA’s rapacious, baksheesh-billionaires. Stupid old Britain, still trying to play the old-fashioned way.

I’ll continue to reluctantly watch this Bread & Circuses event but there can’t be too many people oblivious to the fact that FIFA smell like Diane Abbot’s unflushed toilet after a night of curried chicken with garlic’d brussel sprouts, washed down in poorly-fermented Guinness.

Psh.
The breathtaking corruption of these cunts.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

I’d like to nominate a cunting for: Faux Authenticity

What do I mean: Anything that is manufactured or manipulated to seem like it wasn’t manufactured or manipulated.

Why do they do it? Mostly because it’s fashionable these days to be into something “real”. This is partly because of the worship of youth culture. Young people, trying to cement their individuality by disassociating themselves with the traditions of the older generations, perceive shortcomings in the world that has been created (basically for them) and want to link the advantages of this world with the freedom that they know from childhood. It’s also because our insanely rich culture is subconsciously trying to escape the ordered world it has created, sort of like a form of controlled release of control.

This is better illustrated by some examples enhanced by ranting.

First on my personal list is bullshit purity marketed foods. Think Innocent smoothies, and foods that say “fuel” or “nature” or “simple”. The idea is that manufacturing somehow taints things, so the less manufacturing the better the product. Then there is the “keeping it real” pseudo hippy bullshit. Occasionally some of these foods will actually be manufactured in the manner that their marketing describes, fine. Is it better? Maybe. Is it distributed in such a manner? No. Is basically everything else to do with the product as pure and simple as the marketing describes? No. Are they trying to fleece morons? Yep. Are they succeeding, Yep. Are the purchasers of such products going to go and live in the wild? I fucking wish.

Second on my list is the “gig” culture. This is the part of the music culture that tries to say that live music is in of itself worth more that recorded music. We firstly that is utter bullshit of the highest order. 99.9% of the music people hear is recorded (of course there will be individual exceptions). The popularity and availability of music today depends on the recorded music industry and digital technology. The current success and permeation of music as an art form depends of music producers and technology. This is not a matter of opinion this is fact (or ditch the fucking iPod hypocrite). So then we get things like the new Friday night bullshit top of the pops replacement on the BBC where the hosts are on the edge of public masturbation with the excitement of introducing live “artists” (the most radical misuse of a word in the history of time) who can’t sing and are nothing more that children showing off in front of their peers, or tiny wangled twats trying to get laid without actually having to speak to anyone. The worst example of this is in 1996 the band Space, who recorded some excellent songs in an expensive studio including “The female of the species”, which contains within it an excellent sounding but clearly processes ride cymbal, did an “acoustic session” on BBC Radio one. Why? It was shit. Most of their songs have electric guitars. I was fucking livid, it was clear worship of bullshit and I have never forgotten it.

Third on my personal list is modern art. Not satisfied with enjoying the benefits of thousands of years of cultural progress, itself illustrated by great artists of undeniable talent, many self-aggrandising and overwhelmingly deluded morons decided that looking cool in front of other people by pretending that they somehow set their own standards meant that they really should say that art could be what happened to exist, rather than what could be envisioned. An unmade bed, an animal cut in half, a fucking piss pot in a public bogs – this was art. How you could validate something that didn’t require anything of value to create didn’t occur to them, what matters is their approval. They took almost the greatest works of thousands of years of civilisation, costing thousands of deaths to create, and decided that self-indulgence was more important. So they symbolised it. Now this are is more “real” than traditional art – it reflects more of the actual world that we live in, it is more of an expression of public ownership. This is all true, but it is also true of the turd that I created with my own body this morning.

All of this has 2 things in common – delusion and self-indulgence. Morons desperately want to paint a picture of themselves as being of more value than they are – whether it be by pretending to be at one with nature (while tweeting about it) or pretending that their whole life is like a music festival (fucking grow up). Whatever they are doing it is resulting in a world where wishful thinking becomes fact and prosperity is somehow martyrdom. They are cunts and they are creating a world of cunts.

Nominated by.Cunting Rank Wags

Once again, I’m going to nominate that hard core of traitors and liars in the Remain camp. Shortly after it became apparent that the majority of those who voted in the EU referendum had chosen to vote leave, prominent traitors, like Keir Starmer, Blair, Ken Clarke, Hilary Benn, Soubrey, Umunna, Heseltine and numerous others, started to make the ludicrous claim that the referendum was ‘only advisory’. They just had one rather inconvenient (for them) problem with that, not a single piece of literature printed prior to the referendum said anything about it being ‘only advisory’. Not one person said that the referendum was not legally binding and was ‘only advisory’. Indeed, several people, including pig skull fucker, Cameron, said that they would abide by the will of the people. Of course, they all fully believed that we would vote to stay in the EU when they said it, but that’s their fault for being so arrogant.

The whole ‘only advisory’ bullshit only started AFTER the referendum result was known, and it was clear that the Remain camp had lost. To me, it’s the political equivalent of a child who owns the football that he and he mates are playing with, throwing a tantrum and taking the ball away, just because the other team scored a goal. The reason I’m making this nomination now, is because the claim that the referendum was ‘only advisory’, having initially fallen into disuse, seems to be slowly working its way back into the Remainer argument.

Starmer was on the BBC last Sunday morning, and made the claim, along with the other claim that Remainers made in the days and weeks after the referendum, which is that the Leave camp only won by a small margin. So what? a win is a win. It doesn’t matter that the vote was “only” 52%to 48% in favour of leaving, what DOES matter, is that the majority WON. It’s called democracy, you dumb, whingeing fuckers. It comes from ancient Greek, and literally means, “rule of the people”. And WE, the PEOPLE, the poor bastards who unwillingly have to pay you to listen to your bullshit, decided we wanted to leave the EU. As a duly elected representative of the people, your one and only job now, is not to whinge about the result, not to tell us the vote was ‘only advisory, or try to overturn it, it is carry out the will of the people. If you’re unwilling to do that, then you’re obtaining money by deception, and need to fuck off and make way for someone WILL carry out the will of the people.

Starmer isn’t the one who has started to make that claim again (and as is par for the course with the BBC, he wasn’t challenged over it), several others have been making it too. I guess they think that if they repeat if often enough, it will come true. It won’t. They asked us what we wanted and we told them. The fact they don’t like the answer is irrelevant. This is the single most important issue the UK has faced since the second world war and if those politicians currently trying to overturn the result don’t knock it off, they will awaken a sleeping British dragon. There will be unrest in this country unseen since the peasant’s revolt.

Another nomination by our star reporter the honourable QDM