Gym Culture

Gym Culture

I need to cunt gym culture, mrs fistula has been nagging me for ages to join one . After being inducted i decided i hated the place. Back in the day people were hunter gatherers and gained strength physically and mentally simply through hard work and trying to survive. Now we have these temples dedicated to extreme narcissism and self obsession . The Gym is certainly not a great meeting of minds but automatons who run from machine to machine like hamsters on a fucking wheel. soulless monotonous House disco beats are pumped out endlessly on a loop and the cunts don’t even notice. No-one speaks to each other, don’t talk to me , i’m only here to be admired. The women are completely asexual , their sex drive has been replaced by pumping iron with their flat chests and boyish bodies , hell, i would rather fuck some fat dirty slag down the pub. Don’t tell Mrs Fistula that.

Nominated by, Fenton Fistula

 

Jane Barton

An emergency not before time, 29 years after the original event, cunting please for this dreadful old harridan, Dr Jane Barton, who looks as if she suffers the same complaint as Cressida Dickhead. (Nowt so queer as folk as Mrs. Boggs always says)

This monstrous obese heap of shit in trousers was the *clinical assistant * (overworked, so she says) of Gosport War Memorial Hospital who overprescribed – often for no clear reason – vast quantities of opiate drugs which killed several hundred patients (and the records, as is the way of the NHS of countless others has been “lost”, so we could be talking about Harold Shipman type misdemeanours here.

This vile old cunt ran her reign of terror for 12 years. She was “investigated” (obviously totally fucked up investigations 3 times and was then allowed to resign.

Now her future is being “considered”. Surely she should be in the dock of the crown court to answer the questions so many relatives want to put to her, for which they have for too long been fobbed off by her fellow “Professionals”. Professional cunts, I would suggest.

Her activities, needless to say, were reported by nurses, but were apparently not followed up.

This thoroughly unpleasant monster, will I hope, if found guilty, spend her last days not being killed off in a hospital, but behind bars. Just a pity hard labour and hanging are not still available.

How the fuck can she have been allowed to get away with both her overprescribing 1989-2000 and the consequences in the 18 years that have since passed?

Nominated by W.C Boggs

The new Mini

I would like to submit a cunting for: The new Mini.

Where I live I have to drive on a single track lane for 2 or 3 miles to get out of my village. Mostly every day I see Range Rovers (a cunting in itself) and Minis. MINIS? On a country lane, so .. fucking .. many .. of .. them. WHY?!?!

Have you ever driven one? (I used to work in a place driving all kinds of cars). The buttons in them are all like retro switches from the 60s. The speedometer is a huge garish thing taking up loads of room. It’s like a disturbed teenage art student designed it.

And always the people driving them are the kind of people who have to try and be “cool”. OOh look at me I need validation, oh look at my things. The kind of people who wear scarves and glasses even though it’s hot and they can see properly. Fucking cunts.

And the Mini One, WTAF the thing is bigger than a Land Rover. How do so many people not have any sense of self-awareness of irony?

Why are there so fucking many of them?! Why are there so many annoyingly moronic people perfectly prepared to go into thousands of pounds of debt to buy an overpriced car because they mistakenly think it’s cool. Why? Because they are cunts.

Nominated by,Cunting Rank Wags

 

The 4th Reich

This year marks the 75th anniversary of the Dambusters raid on the two dams along the Ruhr valley.

53 men died and three were captured in 617 Squadrons brave and gallant effort to disrupt Hitlers heartland.

Many lives were lost in the First and Second World Wars in order to preserve the freedom, liberty and rights of of the people of this once great country. Twice Germany were defeated by the brave actions of our (and other nations) armed forces.

And for what exactly? So that Tony Blair can just give our country away to the European Union without any respect or reference to the peoples of the country.

The first opportunity the electorate were given to leave the unelected 4th Reich, the majority of the population voted to leave the corrupt, bullying, undemocratic, abhorrent gravy train otherwise known as the European Union.

Due to to nothing more than the traits otherwise known as ignorance, the “I’m all right Jack” mentality so fuck everyone else”, political correctness, corporate and oersonal greed and weakness by those the supposedly representing the peoples of this country) everything achieved in both world wars and the lives lost would appear to be in vain and for nothing as our leaders seem intent on simply handing our country away to the nasty bully boys of the EU.

What gives these unelected fucking pricks the right and how dare they treat our country (and other EU countries) with complete contempt, ridicule and scorn for having the nerve to not do exactly as they want and to follow their demands of their failing project?

And how dare Theresa May and the government and everyone else connected with the Remain campaign listen to what they have to say and the right to try and change the democratic result of the EU referendum and the will of the majority of the people?

Just fucking leave now.

Nominated by willie stroker

with a follow on comment by QDM 

Excellent nomination there mate. Couldn’t have put it better myself. It wasn’t just that slimy traitor Blair who gave our country away. Mandelson urged that piece of shit not to give us a referendum on EU membership because we, “couldn’t be trusted to give the right answer”, and in the even slimier traitor Mandelson’s mind, the right was, “yes, we want to stay in the EU”. He’s been surprisingly quiet of late, but I have no doubt this former EU Commissioner will be working hard to protect his taxpayer funded EU pension behind the scenes.

It was Major who really started the ball rolling with him signing the Maastricht treaty and the Treaty of the Functioning of the European Union, which were the two treaties that effectively created the EU. After Blair, Brown sloped off and signed another treaty not only without the permission of the British people, but in the full knowledge that we had told him in no uncertain terms NOT to sign it. I firmly believe that the only reason Cameron gave us a referendum at all, is because being an arrogant Eton toff, he firmly believed that we would be stupid enough to believe that he brought a good deal from Brussels during his shambolic ‘renegotiations’. I would love to have seen his face when the result came through. I can just imagine the disbelief, followed by anger, that we had audacity to shove his ruse up his arse. Then there was his petulant display when he announced he was quitting as PM. At least now he has plenty of time to skull fuck dead pigs.

As each day passes, I find myself becoming increasingly convinced that we will not get the Brexit we voted for. May is too weak, too indecisive and too much in the Remain camp to do what has to be done, walk away.

Summer Solstice Celebrations

This needs a good cunting. Once again the great un washed, for a one time only, get up early to watch the sun rise over a half built early council estate. A gowned prick wanders around praising some God for everything, whilst most others decide to fuck each other, men, women, animals in the name of love. Impress us by getting a job you work shy shawl wearing cunts. Once finished it’s back to the turf roofed eco house for a hearty breakfast of lentils with fucking everything.

Nominated by Dry Itchycunt