With The Donald gracing our shores with his presence much has been made of our co-called ‘special relationship’ with the United States. While this may have been true in the past, thinking back to Thatcher/Reagan or even Blair/Bush if your definition of special is a master and hound relationship, “sit, fetch, roll over, invade Iraq”.

Clinton had to deal with that grey EU quisling Major, Obama showed open contempt for Britain and having to put up with that swivel eyed cunt McBroon and Pigfucker did us no favours. As Henry Kissinger said “America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests”, the UK being a convenient friendly government sharing a common language to deal with the bureaucratic lunacy of the EU.

The Donald and his “America First” “MAGA” rhetoric show where his priorities lie- and rightly so, he does respect strong leadership and actually listening to the electorate and implementing policies on what they voted for. Maycunt is a spineless sell-out and any meaningful relationship never mind a special one, is dead in the water as long as she keeps Britain in bed with this fucking corpse.

Nominated by – Fuck knows! We screwed up!

A cunting for ‘Rap’

Not because it is shite.
Not because any feral, uneducated bruvver can snarl out vague couplets of half baked illiterate shit.
Not because it rips off ‘samples’ of actual music to validate itself.
Not because the videos are so disgusting.
Not because of JayZee and all the other talentless wankers who profit from it.

No.
I cunt Rap because it is taken seriously as black ‘culture’.
It might be black but it certainly aint culture.

West African rhythms that crossed the Atlantic with the slaves and eventually morphed into blues are black culture.
The beauty of Zulu singing is black culture.
The Blues that spawned popular music and jazz is black culture.
Armstrong, Basie, Ellington and any number of the early Blues singers are black
culture.
Motown and Stax (though Stax was always white/black) were black culture.
Wonder, Gaye, Turner, Hendrix etc are black culture.

Rap is not culture it is childish misogynistic bilge that the mainstream is afraid to call out because of twisted right-on racial values.
Cunts.

Nominated by, Cuntstable Cuntbubble

In the overall scheme of things more of a minor irritation than anything else.

Haribo adverts. The ones where the ridiculous adults are given stupid children’s voices, and the children are given adult voices.

Aware that the advert is directed primarily at children who find it amusing however it gets on my tits and the fact some advertising agency was probably paid a small fortune makes me even more angry.

Remember when adverts used to be relatively clever, memorable and contained some artistic merit.

Apart from the Moneysupermarket ads (which I like but am aware some ISAC regulars hate with a passion), most adverts now are for funeral insurance plans, charity appeals, gambling, PPI, accident lawyers and pay day loans.

Cannot really tolerate any adverts nowadays, but advertising agencies, if you want your adverts to stand out and not annoy the fuck out of everyone show some fucking imagination for gods sake.

Nominated by Willie Stroker