Teleworking

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A cyber cunting to companies that employ Teleworkers
Who the fuck would take a job like this? Like fucking battery chickens, you get an amount of space worked out by an industrial psychologist to be the minimum needed to stop you from going insane.
Next criterion taken into account by the cunts who create these jobs ( Amazon, The Banks, Public Utilities, Mobile Phone service providers etc ) is to analyse where to locate the centres.
No sense in putting them where there’s a minimum wage or competition by way of proper jobs.. put them where the populations only have a two choices;
1. Being knee deep in animal shit and garbage all day long or
2. Being in a place where there’s running water and a roof over your head.

You know that if you satisfy the second choice that there will be an endless queue of applicants who don’t care what the fuck they have to do to get through each shift, or what the wages are.
When you then get away with as many offshore workers as you can before the politicians get angry at you, you start setting up at home in places where there’s only fucking morons left to hire.Leeds, Birmingham, Bradford etc , where they’re desperate and have nothing to do all day.They’re knee deep in a different kind of garbage; drugs and diversity.
Remember how they did that with the Car factories?
Now they’re predicting that a lot of the teleworker jobs will be taken over by robo callers, just like robots gutted the labour forces of that same car industry.
So what the fuck is there left to do once you stop making things and become a country that just fills orders?
Well they don’t need you on the farms, they don’t need you in the factories, they only need you to stack shelves or pull product from warehouses and you sure as fuck ain’t gonna become a doctor.
Back in the 70’s they crowed about the new age being the age of leisure but they didn’t realize that when people sit around all day with fuck all to do , they start to cause trouble.
It’s no wonder that despots bubble to the surface every generation or so, they’re needed to put control back in society whether the control is good or bad doesn’t seem to matter.
Hopefully the next despot puts an end to fucking telework!

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker

New treason laws

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I’d like to cunt the proposed new treason laws and the think tank that thought them up. Ostensibly, the update to the law is being sold on the basis it would make it easier to prosecute Jihadists who go abroad and fight for Isis but buried within is a catchall that as gleefully pointed out by some fuckatrd on LBC means that anyone saying negative things about another community and so causing fragmentation of the nation would be guilty of treason. She wet her pants explaining that the EDL would be a prime target. oh and also some Jihadists.

The updated law would it seems to me to be a way to totally curtail free speech and is itself a treasonous act against the people allowing the state to perform any level of social engineering it wishes and and any response will be considered in the light of the new treason laws. A lot of the thoughtful well researched fact backed posts on this site would be prosecutable under the new treason laws. Of course they may choose to go easy on us and just use hate speech laws instead. 1984 may be running late but it is certainly en route.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Vodafone (2)

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Vodafone deserves a cunting. I’ve realised that whenever I try to access this esteemed site using my mobile data, I get a message saying that I can’t due to ‘Vodafone Content Controls’ restricting ‘adult content’ which I have to go through the laborious process of logging into my account followed by numerous extra step to turn off. Really Vodafone, really? I get that there’s some bad shit on the internet that kids need to be protected from, but you’re really doing this on my phone, which I pay to top up each month, with a site that all things considered is rather tame, without making the feature particularly easy to turn it off? Fuck you Vodafone and stop babying grown adults you cunts.

And a follow up :

Vodafone. Again. This time, the cunts have only gone and fucked up my phone. I finally did the fucking software update (twice because they asked me to do it again straight after the initial one) that they’ve been nagging me to do for weeks but now the thing has actually been done I have no lock screen – whenever I turn the phone on its bypassed entirely and the phone goes straight to the home screen – and both the home and close app (you know, the square one) buttons which are built into the actual phone itself no longer work. Oh, and to top it all off the phone is running slower as a result of all this as well. Of course, I tried contacting them with my problem but obviously got no further than a prerecorded voice which did fuck all. I genuinely didn’t intend on cunting Cuntafone two days running, but it just so turns out that they’re that monumental in their cuntitide. So fuck off Vodafone you fucking useless phone destroying cunts.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Holier than thou lefties

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A cunting for liberal, lefty cunts everywhere, but today’s example in particular.
The Home Secretary has said that he wont seek assurances re the death penalty for the 2 pieces of IS vermin currently held by the Kurds, should they be extradited to the USA. These are the cunts the more fuckwitted press referred to as ‘the Beatles’

Cue outrage and horror from the usual suspects, including good old anti-Semite whitewasher Shami Chukkabutty. The same cunts who are happy to pursue ex squaddies for alleged offences committed in the fog of war.

The fact that these cunts are no longer British citizens doesn’t seem to matter.
The fact that we, the UK, supported and pursued a policy of drone strikes against these self same vermin doesn’t seem to matter.
The fact that their crimes were orchestrated in cold blood, not the heat of battle is not even considered.

Yewman Rights, blah blah, Sets a precedent blah blah.

They have no human rights. I hope they die screaming and that the lefty cunts hold a vigil outside the prison.
Cunts

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Jeremy Corbyn [12]

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This entry requires no write-up; but ISAC rules demand it so here it is:

This terrorist-sympathising, extreme-left fucktard cannot even ‘fess up to laying a wreath for a dead scumcunt bomber, despite the full and irrefutable photographic evidence available. A cunt of biblical proportions for even being at any such funeral in the first place; he manages to ratchet up the cuntmeter to the point of overclocking it by giving such a fucking withering and incomprehensible response to said photographic evidence.

I did not think it would be possible to despise a Labour leader more than Tony Blair or Gordon Brown. Yet Corbyn has already overtaken the Renfrewshire Cyclops as literal and figurative unflushable ‘Number 2’, now only behind the seismic deity of cunt himself.

I hear a lot of Tory voters or supporters now saying “I’ll risk Corbyn just to get rid of May”. As appallingly as Mavis May and Co. are handling matters, I can’t emphasise enough what a tenth circle of hell shitshow this country would become – socially, economically, industrially – under the clown prince of cuntitude and his obese Momentum sidekicks. Think this country is being ruined by the liberals? Corbyn as PM will definitely ask you to hold his fairtrade hemp & lentil beer.

A man of such radioactive cuntitude that his mere presence emits deadly gamma rays of solid cunt, I give you Jeremy Corbyn. Fucking shitcunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back