‘If you have been affected by….’

I would like to nominate the scaredy cunts in charge of telly land (in particular the BBC and C4) who think the general public are incapable of watching something on TV, without needing pampering and counselling on the outcome of something fictional in case they shit themselves or slit their wrists once the credits finish rolling. I am referring to the ‘if you’ve been affected by any of the issues raised in tonights episode’ or ‘for support information ring 03 blah fuckin blah for a recorded message or visit our website’. Is this bollocks really necessary? If these twats cannot deal with the fictional dross in the soaps or whatever other crap they are ‘being affected by’ then they should use what little brain power they have left and press the bloody power button or change channel. I’ll wager most of these fragile viewers are against Brexit, so as a footnote they can take their re-moaning carcasses outside and fuck off to somewhere else.

Nominated by The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

I wish to nominate thrill seekers / daredevils who do stupid stunts and then wonder why they get injured or more likely killed. Just as bad are their ‘social media followers’ who describe the dead twat as a legend, who lived life to the max etc…
Well he wasn’t a legend, he was an irresponsible stupid twat , who dared the devil, and the devil won. Serves the stupid twat right, for being a twat.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Emergency cunting nomination for Border Force the UK’S – so called – English Channel patrol.

220 fighting age, mainly “peaceful” men have descended on our country since November.

That’s the trickle before the downpour because once those cunts – courtesy of the AL-BEEB (which reaches northern France) – realise we’re open, the rest of the cunts will follow!

To make matters worse the Home Secretary has declared a state of emergency and wants more than the ONE UK border patrol boat sent to the channel.

What the fuck for!?! So they can pick more of the cunts up and fetch them here for a life of FoC milk and honey!?!

And how many have invaders been deported out of that 220 thus far? Well if you take the last digit of that number you’d be right!

Then – to add insult to injury – some bulldog looking SJW dyke comes on from “Kent Refugee Action Network” (yes that’s actually a thing) saying that blighty ISN’T very attractive to migrants and that WE have a very high opinion of ourselves to think that they want to come here. So how come they’ve travelled 2,000 miles+ to get here then luv?

Oh it’s because we’re a soft touch unlike wealthy oil rich states like Saudi Arabia who are much closer and more in tune with their bastard religious and dietary requirements!

Well she wants more boats to make their transition easier! Well I bet you do because bean flicking doesn’t produce any kids for you to have a vested interest in the future does it luv!

Welcome to the era of the Kalergi Replacement Plan wrapped up in the Marrakech Agreement that our weak as maiden’s piss, humpty-backed leader signed without batting an eyelid because she’s another cunt (like Merkel and Macron) who have no vested interest in our future!

Fuck off you do-gooder SJW cunts! They’re not staying here!

Fuck off UK Government and do a proper job of defending our borders which means REPELLING invaders not helping the cunts across!

And finally to all 3rd world shithole migrants: you are not welcome. Please fuck off or at least have the decency to drown before you get here!

I’m sorry if this is harsh but I no longer care. They weren’t asked or invited to come here. They’re just a further drain on our almost exhausted resources.

FUCK OFF! WE’RE FULL!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel Without A Cunt

London

How do I cunt thee? Let me count the ways.

Sadiq fucking Khan, his uselessness and his administration of right-on loons (including a fucking Night Czar for fuck sake)
Property prices that ordinary working Londoners can never aspire to.
Remoaner central.
Right-on champagne socialist central.
Feral, armed, aspiring architects, footballers, rappers and so on. (Always aspiring, never actually achieving anything in their pointless, baby father existences)
Vast amounts of moolah extracted from UK taxpayers for London infrastructure – Crossrail being a prime example but also HS2 (which is to benefit London not ‘the North and Midlands’) Heathrow expansion and fuck knows what else.
Immigrant central, council property provided of course.
Whitehall and the fucking useless, eventually ennobled civil servants. Being fucking incompetent no barrier to the K.
The city, greed, incompetence and money launderers to the world.
Russian oligarchs gangsters, African despots and Arab slave owners all have their bolt holes there.
Fucking Westminster and its total disconnection with the rest of the UK.
The fucking Olympics which seem to have benefited nobody except West Ham.
Fucking hipsters, vegans and more trendy cunts than anywhere on earth.

There is much more but that will do for now. No doubt cunters will have other examples.
London, a fucking disgrace to Britain.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble