Craig Slater

There are some cunts to whom one takes an instant dislike and for very good reason. Now generally Yours Truly is renowned as the mildest orf honchos but the very sight orf this Sky Sports talking arse raises me hackles. The little pursed cock sucking mouth creased into a fake perma grin highlighted by weird skin flaps either side oozes insincerity. Give odds it’s one orf those cunts that gobs slimes orf saliva when it talks, the mark orf Cain and many a politician. Total cunt..

Nominated by Sir Limply

Honda are cunts.

Cue the Remainer propaganda train, full steam ahead. Brexit will naturally take the blame once again, even though in the last 30 years we’ve had numerous cases of manufacturing plants fleeing the UK, in search of cheap labour in the peasant lands of Eastern Europe. But once again I personally have now done Brian from Swindon out of a job because I voted to leave the EU racket. We won’t also consider that the likes of Germany, who basically are the EU, don’t build most of their Audis or VWs in Germany; they also seek cheap labour in Hungary and the Czech Republic. But fuck all that evidence, Brexit can take the hit. And the reason Honda are cunts, is because they will let it. They’ll save their own ‘face’ by not having to state that the real reason is to increase profitability. It has fuck all to do with trade, customs or EU regulatory standards, it is simply that they can get some peasant farmer trained up in 4 minutes to do the job for ⅛ of a Brit’s wage. Fuck off Honda you opportunist cunts.

Nominated by elboobio

I would like to nominate political blindness.

Recently there has been a lot of Hype about the rise of the far right. To my mind this would be “speaking without looking over your shoulder,( for fear of being branded a racist/Nazi or whatever) so lets get my little calculator out and do some sums (indulge me please)

Sp in Stalin’s first purge (internal) the upward estimate is 1,2000., we then have a further 1,053,829 who died in gulags (there is a 4 year cross over in the figures but please indulge me) so ignoring a bit of holding back and the fact that these are Russian figures only let’s have a look at this. Allegedly 3,000,000 died in the Chinese revolution, a further 2,5000,000 killed by Pol Pot in Cambodia.

in fairness I have skipped a lot of conflicts where the communist star fought to free the people, but my point is quite simply, yes fascists are cunts (and potential more organised on their genocide book keeping) however the reds have killed a hell of a lot more people and it seems to be more socially acceptable to be an uber mass murderer with a social conscience than an amateur with a swastika on them with a national social conscience.

Nominated by Lord Benny

Amber Rudd is a cunt, isn’t she.

The former Home Secretary, who increasingly resembles The Emperor from Star Wars, has been spouting more rubbish from her Remainiac cakehole this week. Rudd and two other recreant mentalists argue if a deal is not endorsed by MPs imminently “it would be better to seek to extend Article 50 and delay our date of departure rather than crash out of the European Union on March 29”.

If she’s attempting to either be de-selected or just unelected in her Leave-voting, slim-majority Hastings constituency, she’s doing marvellously.

Wearing a black, hooded cape, Emperor Rudd added in a raspy voice, “Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side” whilst shooting bursts of lighting from her wrinkly hands.

There is so much nauseous shit spewing forth from Rudd’s weathered gob, it’s no wonder her now deceased hubby buried his sausage everywhere BUT his gruesome wife’s holes.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Toxic Femininity

There’s a lot of talk lately about ‘toxic masculinity’, particularly in the wake of THAT ‘boys will be boys’ advert. We’re told, with finger-wagging rectitude, that men need to change and challenge unacceptable behaviour traits; you know, that macho, chauvinistic stuff that we just can’t help doing.
I’ve always held the view that ANYONE has the potential to act like an arsehole. However according to loony left snowflakes, women really are from Venus and men from Mars, and they’re determined to ram an ‘identity politics’ lesson down our throats. The rigid orthodoxy of the SJWs dictates that men demonstrate characteristics that are ‘inherently problematic’ (there’s a good FemiNazi term for you) Ergo, ‘toxicity’ is essentially a quality of masculinity. Men must challenge this ‘toxic’ behaviour and hold other men to account. It’s time to BE THE BEST A MAN CAN BE.
But isn’t this moralising not hypocritical and bigoted in its own right? What about toxic femininity? Has no woman ever murdered someone then, or sexually abused a minor, or made a false accusation of rape? Has no woman ever struck a man then yelled ‘coward! woman beater!’ if he retaliated? Has no woman ever cheated on her husband and then let him believe that the resulting child was his, or assaulted him verbally or physically? Has no schoolgirl gang ever mercilessly bullied a hapless classmate, and no woman ever sullied the reputation of another by bitching behind her back? No woman would ever be a ‘gold digger’ and trade affection or sex for money, would she?
I suppose that it’s just not in the female psyche to be vicious, greedy or manipulative. They never lie, cheat, steal or play the victim, they just use those ‘feminine wiles’. Well girls, perhaps it’s time for those progressives to hold the mirror up in front of you and let you take a peek for a change. You’ve got to stop using your gender to gain benefits and privilege, you’ve got to stop playing your ‘wimminz’ card. It’s not socially acceptable any longer, and you can’t expect to be able to act without consequence.
It’s time that SJWs learned to accept that PEOPLE can be good and bad; as Steve Coogan put it, ‘everybody’s a bit of a cunt sometimes’. I doubt that their mindset can change however, so more females need to step up and address their behavioural issues in a spirit of equity and honesty. It’s also time for girls to stop being girls, and for women to hold each other to account. No more groping some bloke’s behind at the office party. No more male strippers on hen nights. It’s time to be the best a woman can be.

Nominated by Ron Knee