Unisex Toilets are a crappy idea, aren’t they?

On a visit to my ultra-modern library to acquire books, I required a dump rather badly, a Forest Gump of rather large proportions.
I hurried over, tortoise head almost touching cloth and winking but saw the words ‘Unisex Toilets’ on the door. On entering two girls, mid-chatter and trowelling on the latest orange facial pancake mix, suddenly ceased their discourse. I’m not sure who felt more awkward. At least I didn’t interrupt a girlie cry. I subsequently manoeuvred with haste to one of the cubicles and, despite their presence and sotto dialogue, dropped off a Magnanimous load of nîglèts complete with soundtrack.

Why must we suffer these monstrous ideas? Is this another wretched Yank import like Black Friday, Trick or Treat, and childish spelling? Everybody seems nervous and furtive in there so is it a method to control people? Is it all just a ploy to save money?

When I’ve been on the lash I urinate like an aggressive racehorse and crack sounds from my arse like I’ve stepped on a duck. One hopes this gender-releasing cack isn’t the future for pub toilets. Yegad. Blokes’ and ladies’ toilet etiquette are about as compatible as the Flabbotasaurus Rex and a brown rice diet.

I must admit that now when Nature calls in the library, be it lemonade or chocolate, I go in the disabled trap. I like privacy. Frankly, Unisex Toilets, if you’ll pardon the pun, are shit.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Street Speak. Apparently Rod Liddle has annoyed the Black Communidy by expressing a known fact about this element of our society. Naturally, there is a tsunami of outrage, but my cunting does not refer to Rod and his column. As I type, I’m listening to Radio 4’s Broadcasting House and some “offended” black teenagers have been invited to speak. What is worthy of a cunting is how unintelligible these cunts are, each one speaking in that street slang.

When the “Windrush Generation” arrived, they were keen to integrate. They took care to speak good English and did shit jobs without complaint. The future generations have somehow devolved into an unintelligible, feckless species; their inability to speak good English another reason why they are unemployable and separate from mainstream society.

To remove bias from this cunting, whiggers who adopt this way of speaking are cunts. And white millennial cunts who, like, you know, have adopted their own annoying version of the Queen’s Engliiiiiiiiiiiish????

Nominated by Sgt Maj Cunt

A nomination for Kumbaya Liberals

The sort of sanctimonious cunts who take to flakebook to virtue signal, lecture and hand-wring over waycism in the UK.

The sort of mindless who spends a wad to attend ‘glasto’ dance with their tits out and talk about how we shouldn’t judge and share their dippy hippy view of one world one love, maaan’, just because a Radio One DJ pushes it, and chanting ‘diversity is our strength. Gender is fluid’.

The type of dipshit who posts ‘#pray forlove’ after a terrorist incident yet never asks why it’s happening because their fear of waycism is greater than any desire for truth.

Finally, the utter morons who refuse to believe ‘evil’ exists in the third world, go to North Africa or allow male refugees into their flat in Austria or Sweden, then get raped and beheaded.

Yes, they’ve been let down by a multiculti Marxist education system, but that damage can be repaired by paying attention and exercising some scepticism, not nodding at fashionable noises, parroting the BBC, voting for the Greens and free money, demanding we disarm, have open borders then all head to Marrakesh in daisy dukes and a Hello Kitty top, doe-eyed and being ‘like, totally non judgmental and non-racist’.

The Stockholm syndrome of young European liberals is not just putting their lives at risk, but ours as their ignorance leads to voting in policies that will lead to the collapse of our society.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Kasim Khuram

Well this is a special kind of cunt. Possibly a disciple of Jimmy Savile, this cunt broke into a funeral home and had sex with a corpse.

Now we cunt some cunts on here but Kasim you cunt, a corpse is dead, you ain’t gonna Kurham or her.

I don’t know what sort of fucked up life you’ve lived but there ain’t no redemption for you!

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit