Newsnight is a cunt.

Newsnight has been quick to highlight how great it is now it has its new, all female broadcasting team. Upon Evan Davis’ departure, Emily Maitlis will takeover as lead, alongside Emma Barnett and Kirsty Wark. Now, let me be clear, having female broadcasters is not why Newsnight is a cunt, indeed having an all female team is also not why they are cunts per se, it’s the fact that they sing from the roof tops at how progressive they are. Note if it was an all male cast it would have the exact opposite effect, which is ridiculous.

I’m all for equality, but stunts like this go too far the opposite way. It’s now sexist to have males in leading roles. Years ago I wanted to become a fireman, but a current fireman said I had no chance, because I was a straight white male. This is the same issue, if a man gets a CEO position there’s always some cunt complaining that a woman should have gotten the job, but if a woman gets the role all of a sudden it’s rise up and show the world feminism is king, or queen or whatever the fuck the term should be.

Your bias ‘news’ is bad enough Newsnight, without your fucking feminist agenda.

Nominated by elboobio

Windows fucking 10

I want to fucking CUNT Microsoft.
If it’s not the 100% disk usage where you have to disable every part of their utterly useless fucking bullshit operating system services nobody wants, it’s the fucking tedious unwanted updates that immediately fail and send countless computers into a bootloop. I’m sure it gives unscrupulous peaceful PC ‘fixers’ weeks of scaremongering bollocks to flog to the older English generation who just want to Skype family who had the common sense to get out of the fucking awful place they were born. I’ve seen the older generation whose children have made a better life abroad, instead of Windows they have moved on to the less complicated bullshit of using tablets. I suggest fentanyl to escape the horror of the future.

Nominated by W.A. Anchor

The Scrounger’s Charter otherwise known as the Social Security Contributions and Benefits Act 1992 deserves a cunting. No don’t blame Labour. It was a Conservative government under John Major (we shall keep Britain at the heart of Europe) that introduced this legislation that relieved individuals of responsibility for their own welfare and generously passed it on to you and me, the taxpayer, thus encouraging irresponsible attitudes and behaviour and promoting a culture of welfare dependency, often criminal in the form of benefit fraud (cost to taxpayer 2016 £2.8 billion – that’s detected cases) . It provides a magnet for the culturally diverse and enriching immigrant masses that now infest the land.

To give you an idea of the scale UK GDP 2014-2015 was £1.89 trillion. The welfare bill was £213.9 billion. OK State pensions accounted for £86.5 billion of this but that leaves £127.4 billion or about 15% of our wealth spent on the scroungers and idlers.

Some of the ‘entitlements’ are staggering. The non-contributory Child Benefit payable even if you are not a British Citizen. This latter should be the first provision of the law. Not British – fuck off (including access to the NHS and schools) If you decide to have kids then you provide for them. It’s not a state responsibility. Maternity Allowance. Up the duff? Should have kept your legs together. Not a state responsibility. Sickness Benefit. Did the state make you sick? No? Then fuck off, to hospital. Unemployment Benefit. Did the state make you redundant? No? Then fuck off and seek severance pay from your ex-employer. Housing Benefit. Can’t afford to rent? Then stay with family or live in a shack by the side of the motorway like in Brazil. Community Charge Benefit. Can’t pay your Council Tax because you’ve pissed it up against a wall whilst destroying your lungs? Fuck off. Evict the cunts. And on and on it goes.

I know there are genuine cases of need but this piece of legislation should be on a nail in the outside shithouse. Until it is both indigenous and immigrant scum will be floating in their swimming pools having a good laugh at us right fucking mugs.

Nominated by Fimbriations

Yvette Cooper Member of Parliament (MP) for Normanton, Pontefract, and Castleford.

A proper cunt and no mistake. Polls suggest a lot of voters are happy with leaving the EU with no deal. But this sanctimonious hatchet-faced do-gooder will not have that she wants us to leave with a shit deal or rather she does not want us to leave at all. So she bulldozers all our expectations with a crass amendment.

What a cunt

Nominated by iamnot