First of all, on its own it tastes like pish. In my experience, the only water worth drinking is shower water, first thing in the morning when feeling like death for some unknown reason wholly unconnected to last night’s overindulgence.
My main reason though is that whenever some poor bastard goes missing after a night out, a couple of days later they’re found in water. Rivers, lakes, ponds, you name it they’re there. Get rid of water and you get rid of the problem. Simples.
Cultural Appropriation. The right-on cunts at the BBC are never slow to peddle their own ‘fake news’ when it suits, but when it also advances their diversity propaganda it gives them a special creamy orgasm over their skinny lattes. The above piece of unfettered, off-the-leash, cuntitude is typical of what licence payers suffer for their hard-earned, typical of what a cuntburden the BBC has become to us all.
So this abject shite not only suggests that white people should avoid sending emojis with brown hands and faces but they should not even reference black people in short video clips and memes, lest they commit ‘digital-blackface.’ You cannot make it up. Let’s be clear, the notion of cultural-appropriation has been cooked up to allegedly ‘protect’ so-called ‘cultural artefacts’ misappropriated by a white, mainstream culture. These artefacts, they say, should only be used by people of the culture from which they originate. Never mind sharing like rational, reasonable people. So white people using images of black people is dubious according to the BBC.
A little white kid getting her hair braided is totally out too. Not acceptable. That’s cultural appropriation apparently. Hair braids belong, as a cultural artefact, to black culture. As does wearing dangly earrings (err… I’ll let them scrap it out with the gypsies over that one). As does, we are now being told, sending a thumbs-up emoji showing a brown hand. White people should ‘think carefully’ before ‘appropriating’ any of these sacred cultural objects. Well , if they insist, I think I can just about live with that.
So when I see black people in a car I say, ‘wait a minute, white people invented cars, that’s cultural appropriation.’
When I see black people in an aircraft I now say, ‘white people invented aeroplanes, that’s cultural appropriation.
When I see a black person using any number of thousands of day to day goods and services invented by white people I think, ‘that’s cultural appropriation.’
And when I see a black person in hospital using an MRI machine I say, ‘hold on, white people invented MRI machines. Excuse me, but that’s a culturally-appropriated machine. Get out and go and hair-braid the fuck out of your cancer instead!
I’d like to cunt absolutely everybody.
I’ve long despised humankind, and all its associations. I’m no Catweasel fan, before all the Mail readers start frothing at the mouth. There are mostly very good posts here but occasionally the real cunts surface. Dick Fiddler’s recent post for example.
My Mother “died” recently due to Cancer. 4 Fucking years of chemo, operations, hospital twice or three times a week. Vomiting shit at the end, couldn’t talk, eat, drink or do anything basically, then came the agonised breathing (which I wouldn’t want anyone to witness). So… next time you hear someone say they “lost” someone, don’t find it amusing and bear in mind that some people find “lost” easier to deal with than the reality of what they’ve just witnessed.
Note to the Mods. I realise this has as much chance of getting posted as me pissing in the Pope’s Hat, but have a little think please. It needs saying.
You have our support, Dont think you are alone in this one.
Nominated by Dick Malleter
Admin note: Post has been edited to make it acceptable for posting. Wasn’t sure about this one but I’m posting it because if nothing else it will spark a lively discussion. Keep things civil everyone.
I’m not a scrounging cunt, I had a decent enough job but had to leave it to look after my mum who suffered a stroke in 2016. I kept working self employed more than 30 hours a week. In the mean time I’ve been abroad for my other family and had to come back for UK family/work bollocks.
Anyway whilst alot of time has past my father has gone into frightening stages of dementia (he separated from my mother 25 years ago) . Being out of work I thought fuck it, let’s have a look at the current benefits system in the UK. I called them up and sorted out an interview with my local job centre. All online now after your initial call.
Long story short, I’ve always been self employed. Produced my 2017 tax return, 8000 profit on the official return. Not enough for minimum income floor so you’d think. But no, she pushed it through as gainfully self employed. I’m now officially earning the minimum wage according to them. Not one single fuck given that I might have no money at all. I fucking laughed hard at the ‘ you will be paid £0 this month’.
If I wasn’t living on a fucking yacht near Phuket, I would be seriously fucking pissed off about fucking cunts getting everything for absolutely zero payment into our country. Fuck this shit hole. CUNTS
The BBC, and all other left wing soft shites are in need of a cunting. A video has emerged of four para’s on a shooting range in Kabul, taking shots at a target that has a photo of Jeremy Corbyn stuck to it. Cue much righteous anger, indignation and calls for the para’s to be punished for daring to do such a thing with a holy image of the left’s Messiah.
I’d ignore the whingeing pricks, were it not for the fact that those currently busy being highly offended by this, are the same cunts who laughed, cheered and had parties when news of Margaret Thatcher’s death was announced. Now I’m no fan of Thatcher, but what the left did when she died was disgusting, and showed them up for the classless, nasty, downright evil fucks that they are. And now they have the nerve to whinge about four squaddies taking shots at an anti-British traitor, who at every opportunity, has sided with the enemies of the British people, including the IRA. Fuck them. So what if they were shooting at a photo of Corbyn? That cunt wants to destroy our country. He’s an enemy of the state.
The hypocrisy of the left gets worse by the day. And now the MOD are investigating this ‘incident’. There’s nothing to investigate. Four squaddies were letting off steam in their downtime, it happens. Fuck the left, and the offense they’ve taken. Those cunts offend me on a daily basis.
I’m starting to think that water needs a cunting.
