The London Marathon (2)

The London Marathon.

For days London has been on lockdown .

Climate change cunts have been gluing their cocks to Jeremy Corbyns face …

Emma Thompson has been shitting tonnes of carbon into the atmosphere on her transatlantic flights.

Many cross words have been spoken by school children about the dangers of plastic.

Ordinary working people have been massively inconvenienced.

Then the climate change cunts all fuck off just in time for a load of skinny dead-eyed Horse faced cunts to run rampage through london dropping plastic bottles all over the shitty place . cunts

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And while we’re at it, Maud Hodson

Who? This awful craggy faced mole-rat impersonator has been moaning about the organisers of the aforementioned London Marathon.

Apparently they aren’t making the congratulatory T-shirts “feminine enough”.

The cheap cunts have been buying a standard large T – shirt to give out at the end assuming one size fits all .

Which , when considering you have 40,000 gangly pissflaps all sweating their gunge over the gilded streets of our hated capital and will prolly only ever wipe their faces on it makes perfect economic sense.

Im pretty sure my girlfriend keeps stealing all my T-Shirts. The cunt.

Nominated by A Cunt For All Seasons

Damon Albarn (2)

This year marks the 25th anniversary of Blur’s album Parklife. The singer has said there’ll only be an anniversary show if we have a 2nd referendum. In other words, we won’t have to suffer his crappy music if Brexit goes ahead.

Please promise us that, Damon!!

Nominated by Cunt me in

The County Lines Gang

Apparently ‘county lines’ refers to the vile practice whereby city-based gangs seek out rural areas to flood with hard drugs.

Allow me to introduce Michael Karemera, Dean Alford and Glodi Wabelua, aka ‘The County Lines Gang’. These scum-sucking vermin were jailed for thirty years between them at Woolwich Crown Court in 2016. In addition, they now have to cop sentences for human trafficking offences under modern slavery laws, having forced kids as young as fourteen to smuggle and sell heroin and crack in Hampshire.

Two of these despicable wasters hail from London, and the other from Canterbury. IsAC regulars will not require the regulation three guesses in order to establish the ethnicity of these charmers.

If I may paraphrase the great Lorenz Hart, I am enriched, bothered and bewildered. A joint statement was anticipated from David Lammy, Dawn Butler and Diane Abbott on the many advantages of multiculturalism and diversity, to counter the unfortunate effects of stereotyping that this case may engender. It is now understood however that this will not be forthcoming in the foreseeable future.

Nominated by Ron Knee

First cousin marriage


A comment by admin tickled my interest and I started to look this up. The Internet is as about as reliable as the BBC when it comes down to this and I found many articles that gave me a reasonably informed brief on the subject and the issues.
Firstly I don’t want to marry my cousin (a shag would suffice) and that was not the purpose of my research (should you call it so) but the prevalence of birth defects amongst certain communities and the justification of them.

Are First Cousin Marriages Permissible in Islam?

This article is quite balanced but you will note the “refer to elder” on the end of it.
I was rather surprised that the BBC published this one,
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-23183102

I also found a number of hard left/ right (its wrong/its right) articles on the subject; the rights stating a “possibility of mutation”, the wrongs stating the obvious plus mental health figures from a Scandinavian country that seems to have 30% of its nutters imported.

I also found mention that Holland, a rather liberal country, was against the import of cousin brides where as the UK its on the up.

What a bunch of cunts they are, and Brexit won’t save us because they are Commonwealth not European.

Nominated by Lord Benny

Comment from Chas C :
My great grandparents were first cousins which probably explains why I’m so weird. If really screws up family tree programs.
Also I married my 15th cousin. Does that count?

The Demise of the Public Library.


The Public Libraries Act 1850 gave local boroughs the power to establish free public libraries creating an enduring national institution that provided universal free access to information and literature. I clearly recall my introduction to the local library as a six-year old by my primary school teacher on a Saturday morning. She knew my love of reading and understood that the volumes of the Encyclopedia Britannica were much appreciated on the estate as a source of firelighters and skins for roll-ups when the Rizlas ran out. My enrollment in the library was accompanied by her cautionary advice never to let others know I could read and always keep my books hidden from public view.

You entered the library through oak-paneled swing doors and were confronted by a high wooden pulpit above which was a notice bearing the command “SILENCE” and in which sat the chief librarian, a lady of indeterminate age, with a visage that could sink battleships. The wooden shelves were crammed with books of all sorts. There was a separate newspaper room where all the quality dailies and magazines were available to read. In here, during the winter months, you would find the poor homeless souls, reading the papers and enjoying the warmth. The librarian was a woman of steel, in the Thatcher mould, but she was also kind and compassionate to the deserving. There was a separate children’s room full of treasures by the likes of Arthur Ransome and Enid Blyton. Everyone was considerate of other library users. Nobody spoke above a whisper. It was a quiet, peaceful temple of literature ruled over staff who enforced the required standards of behaviour. I have seen the chief librarian physically eject, through the unopened swing doors, a man who smelled of alcohol. Gone before he could start causing trouble. This library gave me a haven for many years.

Then to the present. The chief librarian is long gone along with the newspapers and magazines and most of the book collection. There are now rows of computers, where people used to quietly sit and read books or newspapers. The occupants are eastern European or recently arrived culturally enriching persons welcomed to our shores by successive governments. None, probably, have ever paid one penny in council tax. It’s like the fucking Tower of Babel with the all the booshka-booshka, jabber-jabber, from the cunts using Skype or enlightening each other on the UK benefits laws. In one corner, sat on the floor, is a group of local intellectuals, hoodies pulled up, whilst they arrange their collection of the latest recreational drug over their mobile phones.

There are hardly any books left in the library collection. Notices are everywhere advertising coffee mornings, English language classes, zumba fitness sessions etc all available at the library. Anything and everything that should not be held in a library. And notices asking users for donations of their old books because the library can no longer afford to buy new ones. But of course they can afford a free translation service for Cantonese, Urdu, Portugese, blah blah blah speakers.

The Public Library. R.I.P.

Nominated by Fimbriations