I don´t know what´s worse – the shitty little knotted noose with its fusspot wings handily located to collect dripping snot or the shits who wear them because they think they look smart, upper class or endearingly eccentric.

Aficionados include Groucho Marx, Winston Churchill, Abraham Lincoln, Fred Astaire, Frank Muir, Malcolm X, Alfred Kinsey, Robin Day, Yogi Bear, James Bond, Gore Vidal – what a bunch of losers. At least Fred Flintstone had the decency to wear a proper tie with a Windsor knot. No wonder Wilma had the hots for him.

OK, I grant a bow tie looks good on a bunny girl. And don´t forget Donald Duck. He really had class when it came to clothes although I always wondered why he was never arrested for walking around bare arsed.

Nominated by Mr Polly

Today the country goes to the polls to elect a fresh set of stale old cunts to run what’s left of the country.

Under the circumstances, it seemed fitting that we should let you vote for another set of cunts in our traditional annual contest.

Will anyone top last year’s triple winner Theresa the Appeaser? Bercow and Swinson are hot favourites but can they do it??

CLICK HERE to register your vote!

Breaking News, It looks like London is in for a record breaking year, Last year closing at 137 Murders (after the Christmas rush). This year looks to be exceptional with the running tally at 142 today.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/12/05/london-murders-2019-violent-killings-capital-highest-level-decade/

General election 2019: Major urges support for ex-Tory Brexit rebels.

Sir John Major has urged people to re-elect three MPs who were expelled from the Conservatives for voting against Boris Johnson over Brexit.

The ex-Tory PM is backing independent candidates David Gauke, Dominic Grieve and Anne Milton, all running against his party in the general election.

What a fucking cunt.

That is all.

Nominated by GGRF

How about a grey man and peas cunting for that stupid old self-important fucker, John Major.

The demented old shitstain urges voters to re-elect those old wimmin Dominic Grieve, David Gauke and a real woman, as opposed to two old men in drag, Anne Milton:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50687225

The half-witted cunt really wants to see a replay of the past three years with Granny Grieve getting his Tena Ladies in a twist while acting as Mother Superior. More years of self-important old hypocrites attitudinizing and lying that they have *our interests* at heart and not their own.

Shut the fuck up Major, and go and give Edwina Curry a good seeing-to.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Eddie Redmayne…

This is one privileged cunt. He went to Cambridge “where he would often bump into Sir Steven Hawking.” Has a face like a poor waxwork of Willem Dafoe. Can’t act. Desperate to be a hunky heartthrob, intelligent English and strong. No, he’s a cunt. And a cunt I will not tolerate in any film or TV role.

Nominated by I-just-cunt-get-you-outta-my-head