Nepotism is a cunt, isnt it?

Isn’t it marvellous how many celebrity parents facilitate an easy route for their children, by giving them roles in their films? It’s also not just luvvies. Others live off the reflected glory of their siblings, parents, even offspring. Welcome to the shitty world of nepotism.

Would Michael Douglas really have lasted if it weren’t for dad, Kirk? Would Lily Allen have irritated the nation if Keith had syphoned it into a nearby sock? Would Nicholas Soames or Hilary Benn, both bereft of any skill, honour, or intelligence, have managed to become MPs without their famous family links?

Talentless dickworm Will Smith “cast” his confused son in one of his shitty films. Kiefer “not as good as Donald” Sutherland’s talent has been stretched to breaking. These bastards have no shame. They say talent skips a generation. What say you, Rafe Spall? At least Mark Thatcher got lost abroad, the daft gimp. Even greedy, old spiv Stanley fucking Johnson has been filling his boots with his reflected fame. No shame whatsoever.

Oh, and Rory Kinnear, you can piss off as well.

Who knows which dreadful cunts are readying to foist their offspring onto us? Gwyneth Paltrow’s (herself a nepotistic slug) weirdos? The Beckham brood? Junior Rees-Mogg? Either of the Obama princesses. Psh.

Lily Allen, Sofia Coppola, all of the Kennedys, that horrible Clinton bitch, all slugs, all cunts, all stinking of the fetid odour of nepotism.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

A nom please for idiotic juries. One in particular; the daft cunts who have just finished sitting in Inner London Crown Court, during the trial of a load of dopey Extinction Rebellion muppets.

Now while they did eventually find these fuckwits guilty of gluing themselves to a train – or as it’s more commonly known stopping people who actually work for a living being able to do so – they had to virtually be told to find them guilty by the presiding judge, and when they delivered their verdict it was accompanied by a load of virtue signalling, hand-wringing guff about how sorry they were and how much they supported their cause.

So bang goes the first opportunity of sending some of these cunts down for a decent prison term as an example; not only have they got pissy suspended sentences, they will now be able to blather on about how virtuous they are and how much support they have. Expect many more protests by these dimwitted wankers in the future; be interesting to see how juries respond to the first cunt caught up in one who will hopefully knock some hippie teeth out…..

Nominated by Cuntan the Cuntarian

A “what’s a million between friends, duckie?” cunting please for the other Dame of North London, Keir, as pure as TCP, and blue eyed boy of the Blairite set.:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/sir-keir-starmer-wikipedia-battle-millionaire-labour-leadership-a4317411.html

This wealthy lawyer, currently preparing to bid for the leadership of the Titanic of Westminster, has been doing a Chuka on his Wikipedia page, and is determined to present himself as the son of a horny-handed son of toil.

Whoever heard of a poor lawyer, especially a “human rights” one?

What with Slubberguts Thornberry hiding the fact that she is Lady Nugee, it seems that what Labour will get is yet another actor, and will probably still fuck up yet again.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

MAYA FORSTATER, WHO IS APPARENTLY WRONG FOR STATING THERE ARE TWO DEFINITE GENDERS THAT CANNOT BE CHANGED…..YES, REALLY.

From the murky depths of the legal profession there heaves into view someone you’ve never heard of, and neither had I. I have pleasure in cunting the judge at an employment hearing who has determined that it is illegal to ask the real sex of a transgender thing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7808685/Britons-ask-transgender-person-male-female-judge-says.html

The case was viewed as a test of whether gender critical views – that there are only two biological sexes and it is not possible to change between them – could be protected philosophical beliefs under the 2010 Equality Act.

Employment Judge James Tayler rejected that view in his landmark judgement, which said Miss Forstater’s views are ‘incompatible with human dignity and fundamental rights of others’.

Er, when did freedom of speech become incompatible with fundamental rights?

Answer: yesterday.

‘Men cannot become women’ is no longer a permissible point of view. Soon it will be a hate crime, and ultimately a war crime.

When does this shit stop oozing from the rectum of society?

Nominated by Komodo

A wrong at the top of his voice cunting for the appropriately named arch Remainer, Steve Bray.

On the off chance that anyone in IsAC land isn’t aware of who this loony gobshite is, allow me to explain. Bray is Mr Megaphone, the wally who’s spent no less than 847 days at Westminster, bawling ‘Bollocks to Boris’ and other wildly inspiring slogans as part of an earache inducing crusade against Brexit. You’re bound to have heard the twat’s rantings disrupting interviews on the telly at some point.

It seems that Braying Steve has finally admitted defeat, and says that he’s hanging up his megaphone for good. Mind you, there’s a difference between admitting defeat and accepting it. He claims that ‘there’s still hope’ of staying in the EU, because according to his take on things, a majority of people voted for Remain at the general election. Apparently we’re all going to be ‘in hell’; after Brexit happens, ‘we’re all losers’.

Well Steve, you’re certainly a loser, you insufferable cunt. Now take your medication, and go for a lie down in a quiet, dark room for a while. Oh, and make sure that your megaphone stays hidden away, otherwise, as sure as God made little apples, somebody is going to ram it up your arse.

Hopefully sooner rather than later.

Nominated by Ron Knee