Dead Pool [156]

Congratulations to Bob Grapples who correctly predicted Hollywood legend Kirk Douglas would be next to snuff it aged 103.Kirk survived a place crash in 1991 and a near fatal stroke in 1996 but still made it well past 100.Good innings indeed.

Anyway on to Deadpool 156

The rules.

1)Pick 5 cunts who you think will be next to conk out.First come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from other pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does!)

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have all heard of.

My mom’s (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
Genesis P-Orridge
Leon Spinks
Shaun Weiss
Gianluca Vialli

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool [156]

  1. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Cleo Lane

  2. George Lucas
    Sheldon Adeleson
    Loretta Lynn
    Alex Trebek
    Pope Francis

    Nicely done Bob, Old fucker finally was visted by the man with a scythe

  3. Willie Nelson
    Pope Benedict ( nazi one)
    Billy Connelly
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Fat Alex Salmond

    Posted at 9.36

  4. June Spencer (Peggy in The Archers)
    Patricia Greene (Jill in The Archers)
    Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in The Beverly Hillbillies)
    Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry
    Brigitte Bardot

  5. Lily Allen (infinite cunt)
    Ruggero Deodato (cruel film director cunt)
    Clive Anderson (smarmy cunt)
    Michael Heseltine (silly old cunt)
    Alastair Campbell (bullying can’t handle his drink massive fucking cocksucking cunt)

  6. Dick van Dyke
    Bob Barker
    Tim Currie
    Bret The hitman Hart
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)

  7. Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  8. Thanks fellow cunters. RIP Kirk, Paths if Glory one of the best anti war films ever made.

    Syd Little
    Tony Green
    Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Gary Busey

  9. Madeleine albright
    Josef fritzl
    Larry king
    Ozzy Osborne
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  10. Sidney Poitier
    Bill Oddie
    Shirley Williams
    Tim Brooke Taylor
    Lord David Owen

  11. Vince McMahon
    Craig Charles
    Harvey Weinstein
    Elton John
    Peter Criss

  12. Right here’s another 5 you can steal from me you thieving bastards.

    Tommy Steele
    Phil Spector
    Roger Whitaker
    Vince Hill
    Dick Lester.

    Go help yourself for next time.

    • Be more specific smeggy they have to famous ffs you can’t just pick Ho Lee Fuk or whatever pick a famous chinese person

  13. Dog bless Kirk Douglas.

    I choose,
    Billy Connelly,
    Jo Brand,
    Russell Howard,
    Ian Hislop,
    Stephen Fry

  14. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Ole Anderson
    Dory Funk jr
    Terry Funk
    Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler

  15. Meghan Markle (because i gotta )
    Clint Eastwood
    Holly Johnson
    Stuart Hall
    Michael Caine

  16. Pele
    Bernie Sanders
    Tom Smith (rugby player)
    June Brown
    William H Gates (Gates Snr)

    • Actually, after reading the sports news earlier I’ll swap out Gates Snr for former Celtic captain Jackie Mcnamara. So that’s now:
      Bernie Sanders
      Tom Smith
      June Brown
      Jackie Mcnamara

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