It is with regret that we announce that Prime Minister of the United Kingdom has been moved to intensive care.
Our thoughts and prayers are with him.
on lesser news, The dog is going to get a kicking for tipping a cup of tea over my lap top that has more or less crippled it in these trying times.
Fuck!
all the best Admin.
Be strong, be safe, and carry on cunting!
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Congratulations to Lord of the Rings who correctly predicted that.the veteran actress Honor Blackman best known as Pussy Galore would be next to die at 94.Her death is listed as natural causes and not Covid_19.Incredible Deadpool 157 went on so long given the circumstances.
On to Deadpool 158
Rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts who you think will be next to conk out.It is first come first serve.You can steal other peoples nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does).
2)Anyone who nominates the Worlds oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)You must pick a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.
My nominations (Shaun)
Joanne Woodward
Sandra Day O’Connor
Bill Treacher
Paula Tilbrook
Douglas Hurd
Can footballers get any more despicable?
The Professional Footballers’ Association says proposals for a 30% pay cut for Premier League players would be “detrimental to our NHS”.
Yep, that’s what they say. The reason? Less tax paid, at least from the fuckers who are not ‘off-shore’ with their finances.
Words fucking fail me.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
A cunting for the United Nations, who today (25th March), were given airtime to espouse their need for an “extra 2 Billion”, to help them fight the “Virus”.
The UN is a Khun Cake talking shop, living very nicely off the subscriptions of its membership. Has the UN ever achieved anything worthwhile in its history? Nah! It’s achieved fuck all, apart from line the pockets of its Khun Cake Club!
Asking for another shovel of dosh when the whole world is in meltdown, simply shows these fuckers up for what they truly are – greedy, shit-stained, foreign fuckers!
Nominated by Asimplearsehole
ANTHONY BLAIR:
A limp-wristed-Qweer-Charmer-Is-My-Hero cunting please, for the former Prime Minister and Britain’s favourite ballerina, A. Blair, who like that other demented old has-been David Beckham, just can’t leave the stage.
This time the effete elder statesman is giving Boris his ‘advice’ on Covid 19 – that testing is the “only way out” of the lockdown:
Of course, you can see why the prancing old queen has come mincing out of the woodwork. His little crush, Starmer, is likely to assume the leadership of his tottering party this week, and if Blair can vouchsafe advice to the current Prime minister, he will have no qualms doing it for this Blairite mini-me.
If Blair wants to give out advice, his best bet would be to become an agony aunt for a poofters magazine, giving advice on anything from medical problems like arse grapes to relationship advice (survivor of an abusive marriage to wee Gordon) and his specialist subject – makeup advice for elderly queens.
The biggest cunt in Britain stopped being PM 13 years ago. Now he just needs to shut the fuck up.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs