Dog Thieves

I would like to nominate dog thieves for a Cunting. In particular the fucking utter twats that stole a twelve-year old, autistic girl’s therapy/assistance dog, in December.

The dog required a special diet because of a liver condition and it has now been found dead. Obviously, the girl and her family are distraught.

Well done, you fucking thieving, bastard cunts. I hope something extremely fucking nasty happens to you. Hopefully, you’ll get caught trying to steal another dog, and get stabbed to fuck in the process.

Get To Fuck.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

Religion (3)

Has anyone nominated RELIGION? Yeah. Twice before, actually, but it’s fair game, so get thee cunting.

Biggest historical cause of war, death, extremism and terrorism. Especially the UN-holy trinity of Judaism/Christianity/Islam. Every religious person thinks THEIR religion is the one true, right one, and the only thing that kinda unites them all is the mutual hatred of Non-believers, Atheists, Evolutionists, Darwinists, and people who challenge their spouted crap!

Nominated by DiabloLordOfTerror

Jack Johnson

A first class, solid gold, teeth whitening cunting for this abominable waste of skin.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11125871/jack-johnson-wants-public-to-pay-for-teeth-look-like-david-beckham/

This putrid fuck-monkey is apparently a self-styled, ‘benefits king’ and has some retarded obsession to look like his ‘hero’ David Beckham.

To this end, he has started a crowdfunding page to try and raise £3500 for new gnashers, so that he can look like him. I mean, has the cunt got no friends or mirrors?

Honestly, it’s people (and I use that word very loosely here) like this that super-heat my piss to such a degree, my bladder could be mistaken for a fusion reactor. This cunt’s on benefits, raping the system for all it’s worth and then has the bastard effrontary to ask the general public to help him get cosmetic/dental surgery!!

I am, by nature, quite a placid human being, but I would dearly love to beat this fat monger with a brick to within an inch of it’s life.

Smile you cunts….

Nominated by 3D Cunt

Test Kit Scammers


COVID-19 scammers are the current scum of the earth. There are reports of these cunts conning people into buying non-existent or totally useless self-testing kits.

Don’t fall for it. Don’t buy anything online. My only hope is that these cunts catch it and die in agony, perhaps by being force fed Chinese bat stew.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Barrie Drewitt-Barlow

Oh, what a gay day for a limp-wristed cunting of Barrie Drewitt-Barlow.

This effete, Qweer Charmer lookalike with the Tintin hair made some sort of perverted history in 1999, when he and his “hubby” had twins. Those little bundles of misery have grown up now and his “daughter” took unto herself a boyfriend. It now appears the 25-year old “boyfriend” has taken up with camp daddy, and they are expecting triplets:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11126628/britain-first-gay-dad-triplets-daughter-ex/

I feel sorry for the poor little bastards since “Barrie” (he clearly spells “ducky” as “duckie”) and his partners have now managed to fuck up five new lives.

It begs the question, how much of the bill are we picking up to gratify the perversions of these two ageing queens?

Probably none actually. This cunt and his ex-partner are millionaires. This is a self-funded, ‘buy-a-baby’ thing, a la Dame Elton John and his ball and chain.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs