Racist Britain

‘Racist’ Britain

People who claim Britain is racist towards non white people are cunts. Yes, there is racism in Britain, but it’s less prevalent than in most countries. In fact, places like Pakistan, Bangladesh, Saudi Arabia, China, Japan and many African countries are much more racist than Britain.

A recent example is the notion that BAME members of society are more prone to coronavirus deaths because of racial inequality.

What a load of shite! They blame overcrowded housing on racism. Well, whose idea was it to have three wives and nine kids on the dole or on the scam that is tax credit? Not fucking mine, but blame me why don’t you? What are we supposed to do? Sterilise you so you don’t have 10 kids?

I was actually shocked to hear a black scientist on the BBC, saying that certain groups are more likely to ignore social distancing and meet up in community centres during the pandemic. She’s right, but the Beeb simply don’t want to listen. It must be whitey making them go outside for meet ups, right?

Other factors include genetics. Some groups are more prone to high blood pressure (black males in particular). Others have compromised immune systems due to vitamin D deficiencies (although this may be out of choice by wearing a burka rather than for genetic reasons in some cases).

Well, considering this, how the fuck is any of this my fault for being a honkey?

I recently read that Diane Abbott, someone who claims that Britain is racist quite often, had her son locked up recently.

Diane, who was educated at Cambridge in racist Britain and lives in a 1.3 million home in London, whilst serving as a safe seated member of Parliament in our racist country, was forced to call the cops for bizarre reasons.

Her son, privately educated and then sent to Cambridge University in racist Britain, got a job as a diplomat with the Foreign Office. No nepotism there, of course. While stationed in Rome, he became addicted to meth. That’s probably my fault too.

Then, on his return, he went on the rampage at Diane’s house chasing her around with a knife. He was also done for indecent exposure and biting and assaulting NHS staff and the police.

Yes, say sorry lads and lasses. Because it’s all our fault.

The simple fact is that as a honkey, there is no fucking way I could get a job as an MP or even a fucking vote in Jamaica, Pakistan or pretty much any non white majority country.

We are the absolute opposite of racist and some are just taking the absolute piss, by trying to take even fucking more out of the country by saying such a thing.

Until we see honkey MPs and equal rights for honkies in their countries, they can shut the fuck up. And the Chinese flu is a virus. It might be more likely to fuck you up if you have a gung ho attitude towards it. And there is fuck all anyone can do about genetic differences.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

Religious stubborness

Religious stubbornness of Covid is a cunt , isn’t it.

People the world over are being reasonable about the Chînk virus, distancing socially, staying indoors despite the boredom, and exercising within reason. It’s a collective effort.

Oh, except in certain areas.

In Iran fundamentalists have been storming shines. In Pakistan, 53 clerics recently warned the Government AGAINST the ban on religious congregations.

?It’s Gameshow time on IAC ?

An old cleric/religious nutter died in Brahmanbaria, Bangladesh. What do you think happened:-

1) They held a closed ceremony and postponed any eulogies until after the Covid-19 pandemic.

2) They televised the small, private funeral and live-streamed it via the internet for personal mourning.

3) They allowed 50,000 people to defy the ban on mass gatherings during the lockdown and congregate sans masks or distancing.

Ram it Home, Ramadan.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Women’s hour

WOMENS HOUR (R4)

St Georges Day but a “ladies first” ‘frailty thy name is woman’ cunting please for today’s episode of the misandrist radio show beloved by lesbians both in and out of the closet, male self-hating feminists and left wing soy-boy poofery slaves.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_fourfm

This ghastly shit heap of a programme overseen by elderly fatarse Jenni Murray and Robin to her Batman, Jane Garvey, a sour middle aged old fart who still resents being divorced from Adrian Chiles have really exceled themselves on Shakespeare’s birthday by claiming in todays farce that where PPE for NHS staff is concerned wimmin are discriminated against because (according to the “tempter” before the 1000 news, “PPE equipment is designed for the male body”.

Really? I didn’t know a mask had a codpiece designed into it. YOu live and learn. Then you die and forget it.

I am sick to death of this ancient programme still trying to claim victimhood for wimmin. The radio went off immediately after the news summary, but I should just like to say to Jenni and Jane: shut the fuck up you pair of gormless Guardian reading cunts – and Jennie, where a fucking good corset there’s a good girl.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Breaking news.

You heard it here first from the IsAC News team.

 

Slightly worrying news from the South China sea area, the Chinks have officially fucked off a US aircraft carrier from the area, followed by a general come back and we will shoot at you.

The area in question is a patch of sea with a number of bumps in it, some man made in an area bursting with oil.

The Philippines, Taiwan, Vietnam , Burma? and China contest the territory in a hope to claim the resources.

There you go much more interesting than Covid 19 and yes China now has a sea borne capability which never used to have (Quote Albanian China war, least bloody war in history as they could not get at each other).

Dame Emma Thompson

An extra special lockdown cunting for Dame Emma Thompson, that most excruciating of multi-millionaire luvvie activists.

Not content with flying First Class across the Atlantic to appear at last years’ Extinction Rebellion shitfest, Dame Cuntson has once again excelled herself in her attempts to be named Cunt of the Year.

Sadly if you thought this sack of shit had disappeared down a used PPE cess pit you’d be wrong.

Declaring herself ‘a European’, Dame Emma and her equally cuntish luvvie husband, Greg Wise, made a big deal of departing “Misery-laden” Brexit Britain, at the end of February, for a new life in Venice.

Amidst much hoo-ha, Mr & Ms Thompson-Wise were declared citizens of Venice by high-ranking Italian officials.

Within a few days however, Italy went into lockdown, and the lovely couple duly fucked off back to…..you’ve guessed it, good old Blighty..

Not just any old part of the UK however, no-no: Emma and Greg headed for her remote highland hideaway on the banks of Lock Eck. So they went from Covid-ridden Italy to rural Scotland to seek shelter, giving not a fuck for anyone else’s welfare. Just a few weeks later, the UK and Scottish Governments declared the use of second homes as unacceptable, indeed illegal.

There are cunts and there are cunts. Dame Emma is a cunt of true Champions League proportions.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface