Tony Blair [19]

In accordance with the sound principle that some cunts can never be cunted enough, I’d like to offer a ‘stick the EU flag up your arse’ nomination for Tone ‘the Remoan’ Blair.

‘Mr Dodgy Dossier’ is always good for a soundbite in his increasingly desperate attempts to stay relevant. Speaking recently at a Reuters news event, he whined on yet again that Brexit was a huge, horrible mistake by the people of Britain. ‘I’m very sad about it’, bleated the world’s biggest bellend. ‘I’m afraid that no one will ever convince me that Brexit is anything other than a total and complete disaster’.

A total and complete disaster, huh? Well as the old saying goes, it takes one to know one. The EU is staggering under the weight of massive economic problems, ever-increasing Euroscepticism, not to mention a growing migration crisis, and appears to be wracked by tensions and in-fighting. I reckon it likely that more and more people in the UK are realising that we pulled out in the nick of time.

They probably all wish that Bliar’s old man had done the same. What a fucking cock.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

And Quick Draw McGraw chimed in with this:

Brexit is a total and complete disaster for Blair, because it completely fucks his ambition of being the EU President, a job he’s wanted since leaving Downing Street. Like all hardcore remainer’s Blair is, as they say in the US, butt hurt. We voted the way we wanted to, rather than the way Blair and the other traitors expected us to, and now they’re all throwing a tantrum.

The Windrush Generation (3)

I’m fuckin sick of hearing how amazing and how important the Windrush Generation were to the country. Why? What have they done? Got jobs? Well not being funny, but thats fuckin normal isn’t it? For an able bodied adult to hold gainful employment?

What about the £10 poms? The British lads an lasses that went to Australia to carve out a better life, they honoured? What’s the Windrush Generation done that’s different to any other immigrant? Poles, Irish in the US, etc. What is it again that made the 1940s and 50s so weary and massively improved life in the UK? Genuine Question, not being sarcastic, I can’t think of a single fucking thing!

Not slagging the fact they came and worked, but If I went anywhere in the world first thing I’d look for is a job. Wouldn’t expect a fuckin statue for doing so though.
And this isn’t a dig at black people it’s about the fawning and arse licking of the MSM.
They portray the Windrush like a chariot from the gods!

Well they can all fuck off.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

Lord Peter Mandelson (6)

Yes – she’s back!, with a flash of her pink petticoats, and a whiff of quim juice from his frilly panties, the oldest old woman from New Labour – Blair’s poodle in chief, Gladys Mandelson is back prepared to give his all (for a large fee) for his cuntry and his Remainer mates. Mandy wants to llead the WTO:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1299678/Brexit-news-peter-Mandelson-wto-leader-Labour-party-no-deal-brexit-trade-on-WTO

This fuckwits egregious cheek and self regard is almost as wide and deep as his reamed ringpiece, after years of punishment on the playing fields of Eton and the more secluded parts of Hampstead Heath.

This old cunt should fuck off nd become an existenionalist – why kill time when you can kill yourself, Mandy?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Not) Giving a Fuck

I’d like to nominate ‘giving a fuck’.

The reality, rather than ‘art’, of not giving a fuck is more important now than any time I can remember.

People trying to be part of the zeitgeist are doing themselves immense mental harm in a venomous maelstrom of media-manipulated hatred, lies and fake outrage.

Keep away from corporate and social media, the virtue signalling and grief-jacking. Focus on yourself, your family and your hobbies. Leave the tears and hand-wringing to soft, clueless fucks who are addicted to validation from strangers. These hopeless individuals are already weeping, open wounds filling up with more psychic poison, and have doomed themselves to mental breakdowns in a psychosocial catastrophe that has only just begun.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

I highly recommend the book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck by Mark Manson – Admin.

Teethe Smiles

Sounds like a strange nomination, but fuck it is a thing that irks me.

I worked with a bloke who had a beard phobia, said it was like a cunt talking to him,
But teethe smiles from a man just rub me up the wrong way, I can not explain it, upturned sides of mouths do the trick for me.

I tend to observe mannerisms and eyes, the whole show the teeth thing puts me on edge, it is almost like the extended hand “hand shake” bollocks.

If a woman shows gum, I may raise an eyebrow but fuck me when I get a full gnashers and gum smile from a bloke, well there are one of two things spring to mind.

1, he does drag of an evening.
2, he is a massive cunt and trying to fuck me over.

Nominated by: lord benny