Burglars really are cunts aren’t they, waltzing into people’s homes, pawing through people’s possessions and valuables looking for something to make a few quid off, I was burgled last year by a pair of iron curtain cunts who thought my house was a treasure trove, but they only managed to steal a few crayons of all things, I hadn’t realised I’d been burgled until the next morning, I knew where the cunts were at the time, and I thought about visiting them with my 12 bore, but alas I decided to phone the local cuntstablary, 2 days later PC Creasote waddles round my humble abode, saying we know who it was, but they’re leaving for home so waste of prosecuting, if I had been awoken by said cunts I would probably be typing this at her majesty’s pleasure,

I always say Tony Martin was right, a few cartridges and the criminal future of these cunts would be greatly reduced, but then some cunts would say you should let them go or phone the police for a slap on the wrist and a cuppa. Maybe the mudslimes are on to something, cut the cunts hands off and they won’t be able to grab so much, cunts to man and beast burglars really they are!

Nominated by Captain Quimson

A nomination for what is known as ‘simping’.

To be a simp is generally meant as putting women up on a pedestal, but more specifically it means to lavish them with money, gifts and attention when deep down you know the woman will never even touch you.

Simping is common amongst the Beta-cuck community who succumb to ‘financial domination’ from Vampirella lookalikes, and extends to the hapless gimps buying them macbooks via ‘Wishlists’.
You’ll find this sort of spunking of money on worthless tarts with a suite of personality disorders is defended by millennial, soy-sucking hacks with wispy bumfluff chin hair and hipster specs writing for digital ‘news’ outlets such as Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, Kokatu, Vice or The Mary Sue.

Some of these poor cunts delude themselves into thinking performing moderation for the ‘E-thots’ (cam girls) will get them into their boudoir. and when the ‘model’ reveals she has a boyfriend, the dork who manages her site and her livestreams and all the other techie bollocks feels his heart crumble to nothing, having been strung along – not by the pneumatic client – but by his own pathetic fantasy.

Simping mainly refers to online activities, but I would apply the term to some behaviour in the real world as well, one example is lapdancing clubs.

I don’t understand the appeal; throwing money at women you can’t even touch.

There’s more dignity in visiting a brothel.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

I’ve just been reading the thoughts of a 30 odd year old teacher from the village. She is one of the “we need kinder politics” type who sees nothing wrong with calling for a more caring,sharing form of Govt. while referring to “lying.stinking Tory scum” or “thick Gammon Brexiteers”.

Her latest wheeze is “epistocracy” a Govt. which is run by those with “political knowledge” apparently…..of which she obviously includes herself…but not anyone with whom she disagrees…they must be disenfranchised because they’re not up to her levels of “wokeness”. Now I might be a right Cunt but even I don’t think that the only political views that should be considered are my own.

Her finest however was after several weeks of banging on about “Covidiots,” she was exposed as being a “covidiot” herself. While “lockdown” was still in force she and her husband had driven over 150 miles to pick up her student brother-in-law from a house of multiple occupancy. It was apparently necessary because his “Nana” had died and he wanted to go to the funeral…he then stayed for several nights in the (covid-free) village with “teach” and her husband. Unfortunately someone must of got wind and confronted her on facebook after she had written a scathing post about Dominic Cu mmings…she explained herself by saying that she felt really guilty about doing it but felt that it was the “humanitarian” thing to do….when pushed by the woman who had confronted her she chucked out the “bullying” card and promptly blocked her accuser. Her remaining friends rushed to comfort her with the “you did the right thing..(your accuser) is a heartless bitch….typical tory scum” etc.

People wonder why I detest so many of these incomers?

PS…Her latest cause is the Dark-Key thing…she even gives a list of recommended reading so that us racists can understand our “white privilege”….I really can’t understand why she has chosen to live in a 100 per cent white occupied village…I’d have thought that a nice flat in some Bongo Tower in Newcastle would be for more suitable….she could tell Rastus that she “really really understood” his anger at her whiteness as he mugged her and her equally woke husband.

Utter Cunt.

Nominated by Dick de Pheffel Foxchaser Fiddler

Due to current events understandably creating huge volumes of nominations I shall keep this short and (bitter)sweet:

Said “We need to remove all racist symbols”

Takes money from Hugo Boss, who supplied uniforms to Hitler Youth Brigade and Waffen SS.

Raced for Mercedes, who had 40,000 forced labourers beneath The Third
Reich as well as furnishing Adolf Hitler’s carriages.

I assume he supports the toppling of statues, due to the history entwined with them. Too bad he doesn’t look into his own affairs. Tax dodging, hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus

The latest craven and spineless reaction to BLM’s demands. They tweeted the following:

‘Like many organisations in Britain, we know that we have a duty to address the legacy of colonialism, racism and slavery in our work. We absolutely recognise the public hurt and anger that is generated by the symbolism of public statues of historical figures associated with the slave trade in some way.

We have therefore decided to remove statues of Robert Clayton and Thomas Guy from public view, and we look forward to engaging with and receiving guidance from the @MayorofLondon’s Commission on each.’

I don’t recall black patients or medical staff making an issue of it, or any rioting taking place there over those statues. I’ll bet most people didn’t even know about them.
What a bunch of spineless cunts.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven