(The softer side of Amber. Would you kick her out of bed? – admin)

Now, I have no sympathy whatsoever for that cunt Depp. More fanny than he can cope with, yet he hooks up with a fucking psycho like that.

However, I am sick to death of seeing this self pitying manipulative demented nutjob’s ‘feel sorry for me’ face all over the web and the papers. There’s a plague and riots going on, yet they are more interested in this dribbling claws out fruitcake. She is just another Hollyweird psycho. Seen one, seen ’em all.

Nominated by: Norman 

A quick AmsterGodDamned cunting for cunt English beer boys on tour.

Now that the corona bollocks is subsiding the tourists are returning to the city and I’m glad for that, but here’s how I noticed. Fucking pasty skinned, noisy, ugly tattooed English boys. You can spot ’em a mile off.. I usually venture closer to confirm my suspicions and tragically I’m always right.

They’re a fucking embarrassment. We Brits have a reputation for holding our drink but these lot make a mockery of that. Just because you can do 8 pints of Carling or whatever piss passes for lager in Wetherspoons doesn’t mean you can repeat the act with the Belgian beers. Smoke a bit of the local and round it off with some dried out Zovirax cut with amphetamine (that’s the recipe for fake coke) and you have the recipe for making a right fucking cunting CUNT of yourself and it’s nothing short of fucking shameful.

Several locals have remarked to me that it’s odd that these types can afford a sleasyjet ticket, a few nights in a hostel, booze, drugs and food but they can’t afford a proper pair of fucking trousers! Trackie wearing shitcunts.

Nominated by: Recuntable Cunt

After years of stripping the heart and soul out of working at British Airways he appointed himself CEO of International Airlines Group (IAG) where he carried out his “small man” fantasy To dominate the airline industry.

Surrounded by Cunts who made the progression from British Airways the nasty little fucker sought to buy up struggling carriers who did not enjoy the luxury of an unfair monopoly of landing slots at London Heathrow (which have given BA their dominance for decades.)

Walsh was due to have retired earlier this year but announced that he was staying on to “Manage” the COVID-19 pandemic. This was a thinly veiled guise to put the boot in and attempt to sack all the staff at British Airways. Something he had failed to achieve in his miserable little reign of terror at the once iconic business.

He’s a right little Cunt.

Nominated by: Dallas McIntosh 

Washington Redskins and the Dixie Chicks.

Well well well. The madness continues and I have no idea when this will end. As you have all heard the above cunts have decided to change their names due to the twitterati mob. Fuck you all with a cheese grater.

Washington Wokes and the Cunty Chicks.

Best I could come up with on short notice cunting.

My piss has evaporated.

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt

Councillor Dave Taylor is an 18-carat cunt. Dave who, I hear you ask? I am not surprised you haven’t heard of him, as this beardie weirdie scrote is a complete nonentity. Dave Taylor is a Green Party councillor from York. Indeed, he apparently once served as Mayor of this fine medieval jewel of the north.

Unfortunately, Councillor Taylor recently opened his mouth and let his arse rattle. As the nation paid tribute to the legend that was Jack Charlton, Taylor decided to pepper social media with appalling attacks on the World Cup winner and towering centre-half from Ashington. Jack was but a few hours dead, when this excuse for a public representative posted the following messages:

“Jack ‘Bloodsports’ Charlton is dead. Good”.

“I don’t think he should be lauded as some sort of hero. Fuck him”.

“Sick of the adulation of this animal abuser”.

Big Jack achieved more in one summer’s day in 1966 than this dripping pustule of a fucking scarecrow will achieve in his entire miserable life. The cunt dresses like a tramp and looks like he washes once a year, whether he needs it or not. He is entitled to his opinion on both Big Jack and field sports, but to go on an unprovoked, public attack before Jack’s body had even turned cold is loathsome and unacceptable.

Councillor Dave Taylor looks like a cunt and almost certainly acts like a cunt in forcing his wanky green agenda on anyone who’ll listen. However, it is the desecration of a great Englishman’s memory, on the day of his sad death from dementia and other illness that’s marks Taylor out as an absolute cunt of cunts.

His party should deselect him.

The very definition of the term cunt. Fuck him.

I always tell my children not to use the word ‘hate’ as a throw away comment as to really hate someone takes a lot out of you. However on this occasion ‘hate’ is the only emotion I can muster up for this cunt.

Fuck you Dave Taylor. Genuinely fuck you.

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface