The Daily Mirror

Headline today, 9 July: CHICKEN FEED

Referring to the Chancellors bailout plans. ‘It’s all “chicken feed” to the Daily Mirror, however, which points out the discount only operates three days a week in August. The paper quotes unions saying the chancellor should have promised a pay rise for millions of key workers earning less than £10 an hour, rather than a “dining out discount for the well-off”.

Paying for this ‘chickenfeed is another matter though. Where is Magic Grandpa when you need him? Interestingly the group that owns this fucking rag, Reach, is making 12% of it’s workforce redundant due to commercial pressures etc.
Surely loss of a bit of advertising revenue is chickenfeed to such a mighty conglomerate? What a fucking hypercritical rag.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Kimberley Hawkins, owner of the Foodbenders cafe in Toronto is an Ontario sized cunt.

This place is a favourite hang out for lefties, antifas, soy boys and cunts of all types.
She put a small blackboard on the pavement outside this shit hole cafe, featuring such intelligent comments as ‘ Fuck the CIA, Fuck the police, Fuck imperialism etc….’

This naturally drew a lot of negative attention, to the extent that the said cunt thought she and her family were in danger. So what did she do? You’ve guessed it, she called the police.

Apparently her general nastiness has resulted in several delivery companies terminating their contracts with her. Behave like a cunt, get treated like one.

Nominate by: Mystic Maven 

Period Poverty.

Long time reader, first time cunter. I won’t bore you with my occupation, but I’m not the sort you’d expect on ISAC – we’re not all left-wing Corbynite bummers.

Period poverty. No, not being skint at the end of January because you’ve spunked all of your early December wages on shitty office Christmas parties & tinsel – not having enough money to stop your cunt from bleeding out because it’s that time of month.

Surprise surprise, the local news has a load of peacefuls & Roma sorts moaning about the fact that they can’t afford to cover their cunts during their monthly wet period. Not content with their monthly benefits package & prescriptions for Ibuprofen, the cunts are now pleading for free tampons & sanitary pads. Most of the fuckers will have had FGM, so they haven’t got a fully fledged cunt anyway.

Do us a favour & stick your cunts on a boat and fuck off out of this once great country. You are a fucking disgrace.

Nominated by: EFTE

Grenfell on the bandwagon.

Below some shite from an overpaid parasite, funded by us, natch.

‘The Grenfell Tower fire inquiry “must not ignore” the impact of race and poverty on the disaster, a lawyer representing survivors has said.

Leslie Thomas QC, also representing bereaved families, said the 2017 fire was “inextricably linked with race”.

And he urged the inquiry to be on the “right side of history” when considering how the issue contributed towards the deaths of the 72 victims.’

Yes, here we go. Wicked whitey giving the dregs of humanity often free board and benefits in one of the most expensive areas of London was racist.
I presume the grand Wizzard of the KKK Fire Brigade branch set the fire. Egged on by the minority white population of London, luvvies and Magic Grandpa aficionados excepted of course.
Then of course we forced these people to give up their lives of luxury in Shitholeistan so we could use them a slaves.
And of course the expression ‘right side of history’ is used, meaning Woke Year Zero.

Black Lives Mean Compo. From the wicked imperialists.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Id like to nominate things bought on ebay that don’t match the picture/description.

I wear a sheepskin flying jacket when the weather’s cold and the dog’s teeth ripped the sleeve toy fighting, so decided I’d treat myself to a new one.

A Irvin RAF one costs £850 but should last a lifetime, saw one on ebay for few hundred quid cheaper.

Checked it was from a UK company, not China.

When It came I excitedly unwrapped it to find something that a eastern european gypsy would be embarrassed to wear. Nothing like the picture at all!!

I gave it a piss poor review and started the ball rolling for a refund.The seller contacted me upset over the bad feedback asking me to remove it. Turns out his name was Asian (?)

Got a refund, but can’t believe you can put a picture up of a quality item and sell something different?

Ebay must know that traders on it are bullshitters, scammers, but allow it to happen.
If I die of exposure im holding ebay responsible.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt