… Is most definitely a cunt.

This statement is appearing more and more often on media sites when it comes to subjects that people may reasonably wish to comment upon.

Regardless of the subject matter, regardless of your opinion, political persuasion or cultural background it is reasonable to want to discuss something that you may wish to understand to a greater degree; or even simply disagree with.

In some cases the material may actually be wrong and a person may wish to point that out.

As has been argued previously many times, freedom of speech is the cornerstone of civilised society.

I can understand the fear of trolls when it comes to certain subjects, but surely moderation of the individual is the answer rather than censorship of the majority.
It should be worrying to all of us that the denial of comment applies not just to current affairs. Now that it has been done many, many times with no meaningful or authoritive reproach there will be no reason to not use it whenever it would appear advantageous.

This is the real beginning of the erosion of our freedom as human beings. Not by the legislation written by government and lawyers – but by the whim of a reporter who wishes to issue a soapbox edict. And later by a religious leader who wishes to do the same.

And then community leaders, and then local police etc etc etc.

Later, when there is nowhere to express your opinion a voice of dissent will stick out like a sore thumb. Much easier to deal with.

Now who’s going to complain?

Nominated by: Cuntflap 

UPS.

I have fucking had it with these cunts. Why? Three reasons.

1) They routinely operate a ‘we will deliver when we feel like it’ policy.
2) Deliveries to residential addresses are lowest priority (I know this for a fact).
3) They simply don’t care.

The other day I was running low on packing tape. I didn’t have time to down tools, get in the car, drive over to the local DIY place, put on a fucking mask, deal with mongs, buy the tape and drive home again. Bastard Amazon had what I needed and could deliver the next day. So I placed the order (midday on a Tuesday) and got on with my packing. Bastard Amazon allocated the delivery to UPS(*). The order shipped with a delivery status of “Wednesday by 9PM”. Bit late in the day, but fair enough. All day I waited and nothing showed up. 9PM came and went, then Bastard Amazon updated the delivery status to “shipment delayed but still arriving today”. 10PM came and went, then Bastard Amazon updated the delivery status to “shipment delayed, now expected Thursday or Friday by 9PM”! My package was on that fucking UPS truck for 15 hours and never got delivered. Lovely.

If UPS had any semblance of integrity or professionalism, the package would have been on my door step first thing Thursday morning. Was it? Was it fuck! I needed tape, so Mrs. Yank being the trooper she is, went to the DIY store for me. I then had to do battle with Bastard Amazon. They refused to cancel the order because it was already out for delivery. They suggested I refuse delivery and when the package gets returned to them, they’ll refund my money. There’s more to that part of the story, but I’ll cunt Bastard Amazon another time. 7PM on Thursday evening the cunt UPS driver shows up. Before he got back in his van and drove away, I legged it after him, told him I was refusing delivery and handed him back the box which looked like it had been in a war. He took the box, grunted something and fucked off.

Next thing I know I get an email from Bastard Amazon telling me my order has been delivered! No! No! Fuckity no! Back online with Bastard Amazon to tell them what happened. This time they did refund my money since I had refused delivery as per THEIR suggestion. That’s the end of the matter, right? Wrong! On Sunday, 3 days later, what do I discover outside my front door? Yep, the same fucking box I’d handed back to Stone Age Man on Thursday evening!

I’ve done nothing wrong here and yet have had my time wasted by both UPS and Bastard Amazon who between them couldn’t do the thing they’re in business to do. Pathetic! I’m not contacting Bastard Amazon again or UPS for that matter because this is not my problem to solve. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if Bastard Amazon charge me again for a box they’ll never get back. Fuck ‘em.

* Other delivery services are available and they’re all shit as well

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

Virtue signaling mask wearers.

Yes. Those holier than thou self important Cunts that walk and drive around on there own wearing a fucking muzzle. These fucks get right up my nose ( no pun intended ).

They berate others in supermarkets for coming within a 3 metres of them. Some muzzle wearer last week was directing people the correct way in Tescos , that did it, I went right up to his face and asked him if he’s the fucking corridor Police and told him to fuck off and leave it to the staff to deal with.

As I said before these useful idiots have been so scared by the BBC and SLY that they will be wearing them long after it’s gone and continue to wash their hands a hundred times a day. It’s usually middle class lefties where I live in Hove that do this. What also gets me is these same cunts didn’t believe a word the Government said about Brexit last year now they believe everything they’re told. Muzzles are symbol of obedience. I get it when your tightly squeezed together on Public transport but not in wide open spaces.

Nominated by: Fenton Fistula

…. and this from Paul McCuntley

Boris Johnson is making it mandatory to wear pointless, useless masks in public.

Many of you think it’s a great idea and he should have done it ages ago. You are also cunts. Stupid cunts who for some reason trust the media and the govt, even though they have proved time and time again that they lie, cheat and steal and kill.

The mandatory mask will lead to other mandatory things, like vaccinations and microchipping. And you foolish cunts will be cheering it on. Cunts.

My mask will have a message on it. I haven’t decided on the wording yet. It has to be short and snappy. “Happy now, Cunt?” maybe.

Ok, a bit a strange one, because I’m taking a rest from nominating “celebrities” and “politicians”. Let’s face it, they prove themselves to be cunts on a daily basis. So I’m doing a nomination for something that has bothered me since the day I left the Army. Regrets. Yes, regrets. And one in particular. I deeply regret that I never applied for selection to the SAS, because I will have to live the rest of my life wondering whether I could have made it. Personally, I think I could. I definitely had the fitness, and mentally I was tougher than most. But I’ll never know and it pisses me off.

When I first enlisted, I served with 7 Para, Royal Horse Artillery. Didn’t actually want to do it, but once the guys in the careers office found out that I’m originally from Texas, and can ride a horse, I was…erm..gently steered toward that regiment. Fortunately, I really enjoyed it. Not clearing out the horses, I hated that, but the job itself and the mates I made. And by the time I’d done my three years at the age of 19, I was talked out of going for 22 Regt, in favour of 29 Commando RA. “It’s just as dangerous” I was told. Lying cunts.

In the end, it turned out to almost be true. Because I was a qualified parachutist, and then a qualified commando, I was placed with a unit known as 148 Battery. Turns out this was a pretty awesome unit. Our job was go behind enemy lines, carry out surveillance on the enemy and if necessary, to call in the air force/SAS/SBS/Navy Seals etcetera to bring the enemy a serious case of death. We had all kinds of awesome gadgets, such as secure, encrypted comms, manned by our trusty matelot, Seaman Staines. We had laser designators, the best night vision every piece of tech you could imagine. We had mad skills too. We were trained to patrol behind enemy line, how to set up an OP (observation post) covertly, concealment, stealth and battle damage assesment, covert insertion methods, including from a submarine. We even got some of the training the SAS get, such as SERE (Survival Evasion Resistance Extraction). When we were captured, would have to go through the same ‘enhanced interrogation’ training as the SAS, which really fucks with your sense of reality. Unlike the SAS though, it takes about ten months of training. Whereas SF training takes two years.

Despite having such an awesome job though, one which most people could not do, I still regretted not going for the SAS. Like I said, I’ll never know if I’d have been good enough. It’s irrational I know. But that regret will always be with me. And I wish it would fuck off.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

I would like to nominate the number of multicultural adverts. Now i work with many decent black/asian people and they never bang on about this diversity propaganda. Yet television now apears to have this persistent agenda to shove it down are throats. Over and over again! . Now i am not suggesting that blacks/ asians should not be represented. However from my observation it apears about 40% of the these adverts are non white. So going on the basis that they are approximately 13% of the population, they are fucking over represented. Now of course moaning cunt mr Henry, will still whinge, there are to many honkies on tv. ITS NOT BLACK ENOUGH!!.

Yet is this realy about diversity?. Because if so, why are there no chineese people featured. Of course its all about who ever shouts and moans, gets the rewards.

I am now sick and tired of are nation. Are we living in Britania?, the land of Shakespeare, Newton, Churchhill and Dickens. Or are we living in Southern Botswana?

Nominated by: Tono