I had no idea how many heros there are out there. Everyone has an idea of who a hero is whether its someone who saved your life, dragged you out of a burning building or was generally there for you in your moment of need.

But dont stop there, because every shameless advert on TV seems geared towards telling you what heroes THEY are as well. Just seen a Specsavers advert explaining how they’ve been ‘keeping the country going’ by providing eye care for delivery drivers and nurses. Thank you Specsavers, the country would have come to a grinding halt without you. Even Uber are at it showing nurses thanking their drivers for getting them to work on time so they can carry on being heroic themselves.

Perhaps those erectile disfunction ads will be next, ‘giving us something to play with in these hard times’. I suspect all companies will be taking their share of the praise over the coming weeks, so I invite them all to be proper heros and go fuck themselves.

The clapping has stopped, time to cash in.

Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter

A quick note: we have added a “BLM” link on the right side of the home page. You can vent all you like on all things BLM. But just be aware of the rules. Thanks – admin

The premier league was suspended 3 months ago because of a pandemic which in those 3 months has killed over 40000 people in this country. The NHS along with other key workers have put themselves at risk to treat those with the virus and to keep the country supplied and running. Doctors, nurses, bus and train drivers, supermarket staff to name a few, have died as a result of working through this pandemic.

So as the premier league returns from this unprecedented time they will sport the NHS rainbow on the front of their shirts, replace the players names with the names of the NHS staff and key workers who have died on their shirts, and the grounds will have advertising boards and screens with the names of all the people who have died, all 40000 of them.

Well you would think so but no instead they will wear shirts with Black Lives Matter emblazoned on them because apparently the killing of one convicted armed robbing, thieving, junkie, waster by police in a different country 4000 miles away is far more important than the lives of the above.

The mind absolutely boggles!!

Nominated by: knobrot

Can I please nominate a massive drunkin,loutish cunting please for the wasted opportunity that was the demonstration today in London.

I was hoping that the crowd there was going to be peaceful and not live up to the predictable rabble of drunkin football hooligans…but I was wrong.

They have just made a complete and utter cunt of it by attacking the police and shouting the rather boring stereotypical slur….”Ennggarrluunndddd”

Well what about the rest of the UK folk that have had enough of their crap as well?
I guess we will never know now as this shower of cunts has probably ruined any legitimate cause for any future protests now.

On behalf of the rest of the UK.

Thank You. You complete and utter braindead & embarrassing WANKERS!

Nominated by: Barney

EastEnders

Fackin’ ‘ell, we need ta tawk. As if fings weren’t bad enaff wiv that bug goin’ abaht, there’s ah bit ah noos goin’ rahnd that’s got me in ah rite ol’ two an’ eight. Proper dan mah fackin’ ‘ead in it ‘as, innit.

Ah mean Gawhdon fackin’ Bennett if the ol’ Beeb ain’t startin’ ta film yer ‘EastEnders’ again by the enda June orwah samfink, no wot ah mean? It’ll be ‘ard fer ’em cawse, wiv onny ah small crew an’ that tart Danny Dyer ‘avin’ ta do ‘is arhn ‘air an’ makeapp an’ wotsit, bat they’re gonna git back on scween ta lighten the ‘earts uv the nayshun wiv ah good ol’ ‘Knees App Mavvah Brahn’ dahn the Old Vic.

Wotcha sayin’, ya fink it’s ah rite load uv fackin’ miswabble ol’ pony? Yer bang ahrt uv fackin’ awdhah! Yer need samfink ta cheer yerself app mah gel. ‘Ere’s ah Betty Driver fer yer trabble, darlin’. Garn buy yerself samfink narce dahn the markit…

Nominated by Ron Knee

A White Lives Matter cunting please for the bastard who claims to be from Libia, but had designs on going to Syria (known to the authorities) who ran amok in a Reading Park on June 20th stabbing 3 men to death and seriously injuring others.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53129046

The authorities admit to it being a terrorist attack, a pity they didn’t shoot him to save the expense of a trail and the enormous amount of money his ineviatble appeals cost and his lengthy stay in prison.

But – where is bleeding heart Kweer Charmer, the whinging wimmin of both genders in his party, or the countless Labour and Conservative MPs who bent the knee for the shady little perp in America George Floyd – come to that where are all the students with too much time on their hands, the Cuntbook Virtue Signallers, the Wireless 4 middle class handwringers, the PM, Today and World At One “agenda setters”. Not a word of condemnation. Of course all the victims were white, male and middle-aged.

This is Britain in 2020 – not nice is it?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs