The Old Fossil, Ken Ham

Ken Ham is a cunt, isn’t he.

Who’s this wacko and why does he look so unevolved? Ham is an Australian creationist now living in the States and has called for Charles Darwin to be “cancelled.”

“The intellectual and philosophical heritage of Charles Darwin is one of the most hideously racist legacies one can fathom.” He continues that the ideas of Darwin (one of the greatest ever Englishmen) “…fuelled racism. Hitler, and his idea of a superior race, used Darwin’s writings to justify what he did to the Jews and others.”

Hambo built a big Ark that cost about $100 million and is part of an amusement park for Fundamentalist wingnuts who believe the world was built in six days. It sits on wooden stilts in a park in Kentucky and has never touched the water. Just like the one in the story.

In case you’ve forgotten, the story of Noah is the one where God, the bearded omniscient deity, is angry with his creation and decides to murder everyone in a giant flood, except for those who’ve kissed deity arse the most. He tells Noah to build a massive boat and to put two of every creature on board in a strange, desultory, incestuous concept. They’ll all be safe while God is busy drowning all the sinners.
Goodness.

You don’t have to be a wide-eyed believer to visit the Ark but you mustn’t mention ‘dinosaurs’ if you do.

God was not available for comment because he doesn’t exist

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

THE BBC Fucks the Over 75s (23)

Yesterday (09/07/20), they announced they would carry out their threat of terminating free TV licences for the over 75s. One reason being that they are suffering severe financial pressure due to the Dink pandemic (which is bollocks, because this threat was first mooted long before Covid-19 came along).

But it is nice to know they can find the money for the new Eastenders set, that has gone way over-budget, to a princely sum of almost £100m

It is also reassuring that some of their “star” presenters (including Linekunt) recently received generous pay rises, with the BBC explaining “you have to pay the best if you want to keep the best!”

Moreover, the BBC will no doubt spend a small fortune sending hundreds of cunts over to Tokyo for the Olympics next year. I doubt any of these cunts will be slumming it in B&Bs or 2 star flea-pit hotels either. “If you want the best you have to provide the best!”

Most companies that are suffering “severe financial pressures”, have had to make drastic job cuts, or have closed completely. Not the BBC of course. I have yet to read any major job cuts from them (for example with Match of the Day, is there really any need to have 3 or 4 pundits lined up spouting the bleedin’ obvious, while they all “earn” anything up to £500k per year?)

And now they’re going to penalise the over 75s. These people have probably paid the Licence Tax for perhaps 40 or 50 years. But what is their reward? “Fuck you, we don’t care. Give us your money or face prison!”

Is there no end to their fucking bullshit!

Come on Boris, grow some balls, and fuck these arrogant cunts over once and for all. I want the fuckers to sink in their own shit, the cunts!

Nominated by: Technocunt

 

Institute for Fiscal Studies

The Institute for Fiscal studies.

The organisation has released a statement today which included this, “managing the elevated debt from the pandemic would be a task for not just the current Chancellor, but also many of his successors.”

When the fuck are these wallopers, not just here, but worldwide, going to wake up and go after the real culprits. The sinks should be raked over the coals and taken for every penny and asset they have for what they have done.

Nominated by: McCunterson

Dead Pool (170)

Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly predicted that serving US congressman and key figure in the civil rights movement John Lewis would be the next to conk out from pancreatic cancer aged 80.

On to Deadpool 170

Rules

1)Pick 5 names.No duplicates.First come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools(Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates world’s oldest man or woman will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of

My noms:

Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Frankie Banali
Leon Spinks
David Gulpilil
Carlos Menem

The British Summer

The British summer.

May – fucking gorgeous

June – a washout apart from three days of rioting.

July – more fucking rainy bollocks. Well at least the riots stopped.

Sunny days matter.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt