Mohiussunnath Chowdhury is a cunt, isn’t he.

A jihadi who has been jailed for planning terror attacks wrote down plans for when he arrived in heaven as a martyr – including meeting wives and decorating his “main palace.”

Chowdhury pinned to-do lists for the afterlife to his bedroom door while plotting an attack on potential targets including a gay pride parade and Madame Tussauds. The 29-year-old chicken shop worker who slashed police officers with a sword outside Buckingham Palace in August 2017, but was acquitted of a terror offence at a retrial after claiming he was depressed and wanted to be shot dead.

After his release from prison he mounted new plots, and revealed his plans to undercover officers who posed as fellow jihadis in Luton.

On Thursday, he was jailed for life with a minimum prison term of 25 years for preparing acts of terrorism.

This prompts a few questions:-

I know Madame Tussards isn’t everybody’s cup of tea but does it really warrant this level of violence? Furthermore, had he already chosen the colours for his palace up in Paradise? Also, had he selected the names for his two favourite wives? Finally, he seems to have left meeting Allåh quite low down the list? Surely the creator of the Universe and all that is wondrous, peace be upon him, is slightly more important than a new coat of paint?

Psh.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

No, I hadn’t heard of this creature until I read ,with ever increasing incredulity, about her most recent actions. A letter criticising intolerance amongst wokes has been signed by 150 ‘slebs’ and published in Harper’s Weekly. One of the signatories is J K Rowling until recently a darling of the libtards. Sadly, J K has blotted her copybook somewhat by pointing out the truth regarding the number of sexes.

Emily VD is up in arms about her boss , the co founder of some lefty website also signing the letter. Dear Ol’ VD now ‘feels less safe at work’ . VD in a gesture of goodwill (?) said that she did not want her boss sacked (sacking the co founder won’t be easy) as VD says that sacking would make him feel like a martyr.

Note to Admin- please wear a welders mask if you wish to find a picture of VD . I have refrained from referring to VD as he or she as I am clueless about that facet of the creature

Noted – admin.

Nominated by: Guzziguy

And added to with this:

I know there’s already a nomination for this, but I just have to add to it. The academics and writers such as J K Rowling, Margaret Attwood, Salman Rushdie and about 150 others who put their names to an open letter calling for an end to cancel culture. I mean, the sheer hypocrisy of these fuckers is staggering. Rowling in particular in one of the most far left assholes on the face of the Earth. In fact, she leans so far to the left that I’m amazed she can even stand upright.

And let’s not mince words here, she, like so many of her peers named on this letter, are only calling for cancel culture to be cancelled because they have been victims of it themselves. Where were these twats when Count Dankula, Stephan Molyneux and other so called far right commentators were cancelled from various social media platforms? Where were the calls for freedom of speech to be respected when Sargon of Akkad had his YouTube channel demonetized? Not one of them said a word about it. Some of them even celebrated. But now that THEY’RE on the receiving end of the anger of their demented fellow members of the Leftwaffe, they’re suddenly all in favour of free speech.

Well you know what? They can all go and fuck themselves with a lit stick of dynamite. I have NO sympathy for them. They helped create cancel culture, they can fucking have it. And I certainly have no sympathy for Rushdie, that whingeing cunt who cost the British taxpayer tens of millions of pounds over a number of years for round the clock armed police protection. And all because HE wrote a book that upset Muslims. Then he had the nerve to fuck off to the U.S. where he criticised the UK for not doing enough to protect him. What else did want? A fucking tank on his lawn? Cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

“Clap for Nicola”
As The Iron Lady once said, “rejoice! rejoice!”, for July 19th will be a landmark in the history of our proud island. Yes, on that blesséd day, Nicola Sturgeon, SNP leader, First Minister of Scotland and Mother of the Nation, will reach her 50th birthday. Rejoice indeed!
In honour of this momentous occasion, one Siobhan McCann, presumably one of the Beloved Leader’s ardent devotees, has launched a “clap for Nicola” campaign. Yes, at 8pm on the 19th, Ms McCann expects a show of appreciation for Wee Jimmy, which she no doubt believes is owed by all True and Proper Scots. McCann gushes like a true sychophant “our First Minister has done an exceptional job throughout what’s been a strange year so far, to say the least. Let’s have ‘the full regalia’ on Sunday… Get the pipes and pots out for Oor Nicola, and make sure that Westminster hears!”.
Now I think that anyone with half a brain cell can see what’s actually going on here; the twee reference to “Oor Nicola” and the clunky “make sure that Westminster hears” reveal this to be just another cheapo attempt by the SNP to score a political point against the UK government.
Having said that, I’d add that there is something deeply cringeworthy, not to say a bit sinister, a bit North Korean, about the SNP cult of The Leader that’s developing around Wee Jimmy across the border. Did I say “cult”? Actually you could replace the letter “l” with an “n” and it would be equally appropriate.

Nominated by Ron Knee

@European fruit pickers.

Not long into the lockdown, there was a plea from UK farmers about European pickers are needed or else we will all starve. Now a few things need to be established about this. Yes it’s hard work. Yes it’s no everyone’s first choice of a job. Yes it’s seasonal.

You also have to bare in mind that the pay is crap. The conditions are crap. Assuming there are not enough people in that area the distance is too far. The answer was fly in Europeans who are happy to get shit money, live in piss poor conditions, but still by their standards earn a fortune. With all this in mind they bussed in said Europeans….No tests, no doubt no security checks etc.

Here we are a few months later and one of the poor poor farmers who pleaded that without these special people we would starve and they would go broke there has been an outbreak of the fear bug. 73 of of them. So enforced self isolation has been imposed…..except 3 of them (1 being positive) have upped and fucked off. No one knows where. with this in mind I would like to nominate en-mass EVERY CUNT THAT WAS INVOLVED, with a heartfelt FUCK YOU to all.

Nominated by halloweenjack

I see that actress, “lifestyle guru” and twat Paltrow is at it again, “challenging people’s perceptions” about, er, candles.

Cunters will no doubt recall (how could we possibly forget?) that some months back, the 47-year-old LA airhead launched a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina”. This retails on her “Goop” website for a mere $75 a pop.

Not one to sit on her fortune (if you’ll pardon the expression), Goopy Gwyneth has followed up with a new candle entitled “This Smells Like My Orgasm”. Chirps the website, “where ‘Orgasm’ is bright, vibrant and uplifting, ‘Vagina’ is more deeply sensual, warm and seductive”.

Well, as ludicrous and pretentious as it sounds, good ol’ Gwynny has undoubtedly spotted a gap in the market, and is cashing in big time as the candles fly off the shelves. Indeed, there appears to be a waiting list; I ordered an “Orgasm” for the wife which she’s desperate to have, but I’m told that she’ll have to wait some time before it comes.

Nominated by: Ron Knee