These are well overdue a cunting and now is the time.

It appears that every cunt and his dog can now be seen at every beach in the UK paddling around on these things with about as much style as a donkey’s dick.

I just don’t get it. Podgy, overweight awkward looking in a wetsuit on these things.

Don’t get me wrong; some people can ride these things with style and grace, but 99% of the cunts on them look exactly like that, cunts.

Stick to the fucking sun lounger and KFC. Or better still stay the fuck at home.

Once Aldi started selling these things, we knew the beaches were fucked.

Nominated by: Cunty mcfuckwit 

I’ve just seen a advert for Always Discreet a nappy pad for women who piss their pants.

Now, call me old fashioned but im a firm believer in ‘ladies problem’ being for ladies only, as a bloke I dont want to know, Why tell me you stink of piss?

Why tell me your that bone idle you don’t bother to go the khazi preferring to slash down your legs like a toddler? Its repulsive.

And one of them looks like George Takei from Star trek!!

Do these lazy feckless bints shit themselves too?

Dogs get a bad press for shitting on pavements but I reckon its down to these filthy old twats.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

In this world where we are being convinced we need to consume new electric vehicles to save mankind, I want to cunt air travel. Air travel is mainly used for peoples pleasure, some business etc.

An 150-seat A320 burns 11,608 kg (25,591 lb) of jet fuel over 3,984 km

That is enough fuel to run my my car for 151,000 miles.

Now I know its a fairly efficient way of getting people from A to B but its mostly for pleasure.

Just the fact this happens still makes it a huge problem. Its like saying big ships are efficient. Correct, but the fact we are shipping shite around the world is still fucking ourselves hugely. I believe 16 of the biggest ships cause more pollution than everything else.

Now me getting to work is a necessity, not just for me but for all the free riding cunt curling the spine out of me too.

Why the fuck do I pay for this when I have no interest in it. The fact is the shit that goes on flies in the face of the environmental wokeness we are overwhelmed by.

I say fuck flying, mostly, I would rather earn a crust than visit some shit hole that my country is fast becoming.

Procession into sausage etc.

Nominated by: One hundred percent pure sausage 

This is the Aussie ‘prankster’ (read: unlanced arse-boil on the sphincter of society) that vandalised a Perth train station whist kitted out like Batman villain ‘The Joker’.

He laughed maniacally when arrested, and upon release from court (where it was revealed he had a previous conviction for manslaughter on what passes for his ‘conscience’) danced down some steps, still in costume, like Joaquin Phoenix’s version of the character.

Listen up, Reece, you insufferable walking pile of wank, if you, as an adult, still have a favourite comic book character, you are in the foothills of Mount Cunt.

If you dress up as that character, you are climbing the flanks of Mount Cunt.

If you actually start acting as that character in public, then congratulations, you are standing on the very summit of Mount Cunt.

You cunt.

Nominated by: Chimp Licker 

https://www.9news.com.au/national/joker-reece-sturgeon-perth-accused-graffiti-cctv-camera/501e4cd8-76c9-4b9c-9bfc-4074250204de