Imagine.

You stroll down the local with a mate, sit down with a pint and discuss how well Boris is doing and what a fine chap that Sir Kreme Kracker is. Normal stuff.

Then your friend turns to you and casually exclaims that Michelle Obama allegedly has a penis. How would you react? Ask if he’s had a bang on the head recently? She has children. “Fakes” he says.

But he goes on: the Clintons allegedly run a paedophile ring which centres around the basement of a city pizza parlour. And that many leading citizens of the world drink the blood of babies. And Trump was the saviour voted in to rid the planet of this scourge.

By this time you might be recommending that your chum visits a good doctor. Yet he is implacable. Where does this inside information come from?

Q Anonymous!

An online movement with millions of members. Not just youngsters but people of all ages. There is almost certainly somebody in your circle who believes this garbage as there is in mine. He assured me it is all true and I have been too brainwashed by mainstream media to accept it. He also thinks Covid is a scam, designed to control the population. (That’s working to plan then!)

Now I understand why many many folk no longer believe what the BBC churns out. Nor do most of us on this site. But Q-A makes David Icke and his lizard creatures look feasible and quite charming.

With so many falling prey to conspiracy theories, are we witnessing a modern form of mass hysteria?

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss 

…and seconded by: General Cuntster (Deceased)

I call this “Cunt…Counter Cunt”:

Imagine sitting down with a friend and he tells you that a mysterious Jewish financier named Jeffery Epstein was part of an international ring of pedophiles.

Imagine he told you that President Bill Clinton allegedly flew multiple times on Epstein’s private jet, the “Lolita express” to his private “Pedo Island.”

Imagine further that your friend said that the Duke of York was a friend of Jeffery Epstein and had visited and indeed stayed at his New York Town House. He then puts forth the notion that there are/were pictures of the Duke with an under aged victim.

And try to imagine further he said, that Epstein counted many powerful and influential friends like Microsoft founder, Bill Gates or prominent attorney Alan Dershowitz or film maker Woody Allen or former Senator George Mitchell or a whole host of other powerful people world wide.

Your friend goes on to have you imagine that when arrested, Epstein cut a deal with the prosecutors that granted immunity to all these people. But then somehow, he managed to get arrested again. And isolated and depressed he kills himself in prison.

Nobody would believe any of that. Right?

But your friend isn’t done:

Imagine that your friend goes on to tell you that British socialite Ghislane Maxwell…daughter of British media mogul Robert Maxwell…(who himself died in mysterious circumstances)…(she) is a friend of Prince Andrew…and was Epstein’s closest associate. And that she was arrested…hiding in plain sight…in a multi million dollar estate in New Hampshire, and is now being held in the same prison Epstein offed himself in.

As your friend goes on, he explains that there is a conspiracy of sexual degenerates who are producing television programs that normalize tran-sexual girls and are producing movies that sexualize little “cuties”.

These movies, he says are to be shown on television and on the world’s largest subscription service in furtherance of their degenerate schemes.

As your friend dives further into the “conspiracy” theory, he details how a bunch of “deep state” operatives conspired to remove the President of the US by fabricating evidence and making up stories of his involvement with foreign interests to rig the US election. And when they couldn’t remove him legally, he opines that they have openly fomented insurrection and revolution in the streets.

He then digresses briefly to explain how these same people tried to thwart the the referendum calling for Britain to leave the EU. And failing to defeat the referendum, they then tried to get the politicians to reverse the actions called for in the vote.

Your friend get back to the point; a few in the government are starting to talk. But the degenerates have allies everywhere. To discredit the the leakers and to hide their schemes, they get a corrupt and complicit media to orchestrate a cover up by starting a disinformation campaign. They (the media) exaggerate the claims made by your friend (and anyone else) and in a classic case of misdirection they put forth their own outrageous claims as the beliefs of these conspiracy nuts. Then they ridiculed any one who believes them or anyone who questions them, thus “having their cake” and “eating it too” (as the saying goes).

You don’t want to be rude but you think to yourself; My friend has lost it! A mysterious Jewish financier with powerful international friends in government, business and entertainment running an international pedophile ring? They and their partisan agents are trying to thwart the will of the people and remove a sitting President who opposes them?

That’s rich! Nobody in their right fucking mind would believe that. LOL!

(Except maybe Aleister Crowley.)

The views expressed in this rebuttal anti-cunting are not necessarily those of the author.

(But then again…)

(As a precaution I’ve had to throw in the odd “allegedly” here and there, even if the actual allegation is true. – DA)

There’s an old chestnut which asserts that ‘you can’t keep a good man down’. Sadly it appears that you can’t keep a cunt down either. Somebody’s kicked a stone over and allowed those shifty chancers John ‘The Grey Man’ Major and Anthony ‘Phony Tony’ Blair to slither out into the light again.

In a joint ‘Remoaning’ attack on the government, the Gruesome Twosome maintains that the United Kingdom Internal Trading Bill overrides certain ‘key aspects’ of the Brexit Withdrawal Agreement, including the protocol on Northern Ireland. Writing in ‘The Sunday Times’, they claim that ‘it is wrong in principle and dangerous in practice. It goes far beyond the impact on Ireland and negotiations for a trade deal, crucial though they are. It questions the very integrity of our nation’.

Mmm… ‘principle’? ‘Integrity’? A strange choice of words from the adulterous hypocrite ‘Mr Back to Basics’, the man who prorogued Parliament in 1997 to prevent debate on the expenses scandal, and who denied the people a say on the Maastricht Treaty. Good ol’ ‘Honest John’.

A strange choice of words from ‘Mr Dodgy Dossier’, the man who took the nation into what is widely regarded as an illegal war, and who many claim should be answering charges in front of a court in The Hague. Oh and let’s not forget those *nudge nudge* peerages in return for cash to New Labour *nudge say no morwarh*…

A strange choice of words from two weasels who’ve consistently argued against the will of the people with regard to the Brexit referendum, and who campaigned for a ‘People’s Vote’ because the referendum didn’t produce the outcome that they wanted, and indeed expected.

No, what’s irresponsible and dangerous is the persistent meddling and whining by a couple of yesterday’s men; two slippery has-beens who claim to accept that we’ve left the EU but who deep down want it to continue to hold dominion over us, because they sold their souls to Brussels long ago.

Well *cough* ‘gentlemen’, you both had your day, so now you’re left to struggle constantly with coming to terms with your utter irrelevance. I don’t think many of us will look back on your contributions with much in the way fondness or gratitude. To quote from a classic Kern and Fields song, ‘you’re as cold as yesterday’s mashed potatoes’. Just shut up and fuck off already.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Yes those ultimate cunts…with cunts.

What is it with them? Most on here know abaaaht me and my fondness for the ladies but they are proper cunts.

They act all nice when you meet them, plenty of dick sucking, put in loads of effort in the bedroom…they even get on top and then cook you a nice breakfast in the morning and clean the house without moaning.

Then they decide you are not worthy of their duties as a woman and start trying to turn you into a weak cunt, constantly criticising, never satisfied, and generally being a cunt, and some even turn into fat cunts and still act like demanding cunts when they have no right to after letting themselves go so much. They then get annoyed and watch you when a younger, better looking model is in the vicinity. They then wonder why men cheat on them.

The fact that they have cunts should act as the ultimate warning to any man finding his way in this sometimes cruel world.

They always get their own way it seems in court etc, Police will always take their side, and they can get away with being psychos.

Then you get the gold digging types who some sad, fat cunt thinks loves them…I suppose they deserve to be taken for all they have.

You then get the ones who want to be the man in the relationship and control everything from the finances to the sexual activities (if they allow sex that is)…and some sad/weak cunts put up with it.

Women are one of the ultimate puzzles in this life… beautiful, sexy, can make a man feel he’s the greatest man alive, the right one can make a man exceed his ability and realise ambitions he thought he could not, and yet can also drive a poor cunt to become a shadow of himself, strip a man’s wealth and make his life hell.

I don’t aim this cunting at any of the female cunters on here as they have proven their top woman credentials.

I have been thinking abaaaaht life and I sometimes think I was born in the wrong times, I should have been born as a great General with a wife who understood my need for a few mistresses as any great man would require.

Be careful who you select cunters and go fuck yourselves!

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt 

Exactly who is this shit-faced cunt? There’s not a lot of internet detail about him probably because he’s not worth it!
Stayt started his career on a commercial radio station in his home town of Gloucester. Before moving into television he worked on radio in London, hosting Capital Radio’s news programme ‘The Way It Is’, and also reporting for LBC and BBC Radio 5 Live. He’s been a media man through and through, so much so that he doesn’t know anything else about the planet. He is a prime cunt.
Today he was claiming that the government should lock up people who are not doing as the govt tells them about covid19 – yes, he’s that arrogant – other comments by people about him include:
“He’s thick as shit”
“Charlie Stayt rudely interrupting, I want to hear the reply even if Mr Stayt doesn’t.”
“honestly your presenter has no clue. Matt Hancock was clear and your presenter was being ridiculously ignorant.”
“Charlie not listening once again… “
It’s about time this bloke was given a public outing.
(what sort of outing would that be then? – admin)

Nominated by: Lana Del Cunt

It’s with a heavy heart that I make this nomination. I’ve always liked his commentary on the cricket. He hates T20 and just seems to like test cricket. A bit like myself. He’s always seemed a nice bloke and he’s very knowledgeable on the sport and his commentary is right up there with the best.

Why cunt him?

Well, he’s been close to getting one in recent times due to his constant support of BLM. He recently said during commentary something about not returning to a golf course he liked because he found out that Trump owned it. Of course, his female co commentator lapped it up.

He should be sticking to commentary not using his platform to criticize the POTUS. He kept refering to Chicken George Floyd as ‘ that poor gentleman’, and that he was murdered. FFS. Gentleman? Murdered? Fuck the trial then, eh?

But that’s not all. He’s now whinging that the cricketers have stopped taking the knee. The ECB are saying they’re going to support all groups and not just one to help stop racism. I think they know there’s a backlash now towards BLM due to some of their openly racist tweets and demands. They want to help stop racism but, quite rightly, don’t see BLM as a good group to support.

But old Mike isn’t happy. He wants the knee taking and fist salutes to go on. Forever, it seems. He’s saying it’s ‘not good enough’.

No Mike. What’s not good enough is you not listening or caring about facts.

The fact is that recently, BLM leaders have tweeted things about looking forward to enslaving all white people and not being happy until there are many more white people being murdered. That they want a Marxist takeover. That they want transsexuals put in charge of government. All MPs to be black.

Is that what’s not good enough? It seems you want this too; just spit it out. Now once the dust settles over all this, we can look forward to not accepting anti white racists like yourself on our screens.

Fuck off!

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks