Dead Pool [178]

It is my sad duty to give Duke of Cuntshire the Deadpool 177 Title.He correctly predicted the amazing Randi aka James Randi would be next to die at the grand age of 92.Randi was determined to expose phonies and bullshit artists and did so with class skill and an incredibly blunt yet devastating wit.He could see a cunt a mile off and for that I salute the old dead cunt

Anyway enough of my nauseating sentimentality that James Randi would have dismissed or vomited at in disgust.

On to Deadpool 178

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My nominations:
Saeb Erekat
Doug Supernaw
Derek Draper
Nobby Stiles
Dai Davies

Saving the NHS (11)

(On this occasion absolutely no (sexist) jokes about this poor woman please – DA)

Well the Govt. and their experts have ensured that this woman and thousands like her won’t be swamping the NHS anytime soon..add in the infected OAPs who they shipped out to care-homes stuffed to the rafters with other vulnerable people and it becomes apparent just what a great job has been done of keeping everyone “safe”.

Just wait until the long-term effects of bankrupting the Country kick in too… I wonder who the clueless bunch of incompetents will try to blame then?..”Covidiots”? Students? Immigrants?Pub Landlords? The EU?….anyone bar themselves and their friends in The City,no doubt.

It seems that the bunch of criminally inept chancers,blowhards and inadequates currently in charge won’t be happy until they have a bodycount to rival Pol Pot.

Fuck them.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8848991/Dead-31-chemo-paused-Covid-Cancer-sufferers-fighting-lives.html

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Celeb Non-expats

With the US election looming large and the prospect of another four years of The Donald in charge has reinvigorated Hollywood celebrities with a new bout of ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’. I just read about Tommy Lee, drummer for the heavy metal band Motley Crue and perhaps more famous for bar room brawls, stints in rehab and the infamous sex tape with Baywatch slapper, Pamela Anderson, threatening to leave the US and move to Greece if Trump is re-elected.

Maybe Tommy doesn’t read about current European affairs much, Greece is a bankrupt shithole even before Covid, its financial balls in a German vice, overrun by Third World parasites and massive unemployment.

He’s not alone though, remember four years ago when a slew of posturing Hollywood wankers threatened to leave the USA and move elsewhere when Trump was busy sticking a MAGA size 12 up Hilary’s arse in the polls? Cher, Barbara Streisand, Spike Lee all wet the bed and announced they were off, most laughably of all was Samuel L. Jackson who wanted to move to murder and rape capital of the world South Africa. Maybe he wanted to reconnect with his roots and live in a tin shack in a Joburg township and clean the windscreens of expensive honky cars.

Needless to say not one of these cuntwipes went anywhere, all still making a living flogging their shit music and dull films in a country they despise all the while taking advantage of its constitutional laws on free speech to constantly criticise Donald Trump.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Noel Ignatiev

An oy vey my life already nomination for hirsute Marxist former steel worker soon to become noted ‘historian’ (yeah, stories alright) Noel Ignatiev.

Another clown using their precious,elitist ethnicity to deny their own skin colour and project all blame for the worlds ills on ‘whiteness’. In other words, everyone else not in the tribe.

Where have we heard this claptrap before? 80 years of demonizing Germans but when the jackboot is on the other foot, well, that’s ok,innit.

What this intellectual colossus claims is that the extinction of a group of people would be a good thing only goes to show the sheer chutzpah of someone whose own tribe have bleated their victimhood for decades.

Here’s some examples:
https://www.azquotes.com/author/33287-Noel_Ignatiev

Wikipedia will also attest to this shit stirring racists beliefs should anyone wish for further corroboration of the thoughts of Chairman Noel..

He really should have changed his forename given the potential Christian connotations of that word.

Don’t forget kids: “treason to whiteness is loyalty to humanity”, but for now at least,he’ll have another shit stirrer nestling alongside him in the sewers of Hades , enjoy your co-habiting with Darth Bader Ginsberg.

Proceed, walk this way to the lampshade and soap (and other fairy-tales) plant.

Nominated by: Cuntlestiltskin

(Just a quick note: this old cunt died in November 2019 – DA)

Unpersoning in the UK

It now seems that having the wrong political opinions can have you, as Orwell would put it, ‘unpersoned’.

I recently saw a video in which two right wing activists (who do not promote violence at all) have had their UK bank accounts closed (Laura Tower and Mark Collett are their names, btw). Now, their views are very a little on the ‘savoury’ end of the spectrum, but they are against violence (but want to make sure white Brits are a large majority in their own country).

Personally, I disagree with some of the things they say, but seeing banks close their accounts because they don’t like their political opinions is scary. ‘But the banks are private companies. It’s up to them who they serve.’

Well…no. That should not be the case in a sane society. With the Rona we are being pushed towards a cashless society. Imagine trying to survive with no bank account in a cashless society?

You could also argue that the gas and electric companies could also refuse your custom on the same basis. Imagine coming home from work to your family to find your bank account closed and your gas and electric cut off for good. And all because the companies don’t like the way you vote?

Where does it end? I’ll tell you. Once the woke cunts get total control (and they’re close) you might be unpersoned yourself because you don’t believe men are women, for example. Or for the bollocks we all post on here.

Companies, particularly ones like banks, should not be permitted to refuse custom based on political persuasion.

Thin end of the fucking wedge, as they say.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks