I’d like to find out which complete and utter vagina decided to start all this bollocks about a “Transgender remembrance day”.

I mean, really ! Fuck right off. You people are nothing more than oxygen thieves, filling up the interwebby with your infantile dross.

Fucking cunts.

(You just couldn’t make this shit up. It’s real. We checked – NA)

Nominated by: Sick of Cunts

I’m so damn sick of famous, privileged families who think they are hiding shameful family “secrets” but in reality we all know what they are. Of course, the mainstream media says the “rumors” are simply unfounded and vicious.

Two of the worst (and most obvious) are the paternal heritage of the ginger formerly known as Prince Harry (we’ll refer to him as Harry Hewitt-Spencer) and America’s ugliest twat Chelsea Clinton (hereinafter referred to as Chelsea Hubbell-Rodham, or maybe “cuntessa of all cunts”).

As an aside, I don’t know about you but when I get an inappropriately-timed stiff Willie I do a quick Google search on “Chelsea”. The ensuing pics put Willie in his place. And sometimes for much longer than I had anticipated. Her pic is one of the best birth control methods available today – and it’s free!

There are dozens of comparative photos on the internet of Harry and Chelsea and their real fathers James Hewitt and Web Hubbell. Simply google “Prince Harry and James Hewitt” and “Chelsea and Web Hubbell”.

OK, now that you had a look I should apologize. Did the pics of Chelsea make you puke? Yeah, me too. What a disgusting ugly entitled little cunt!

So my cunting nom is why we don’t have mandatory and public paternal testing of all the cunts who we know are the spawn of someone other than their fake dads.

Oh shit, I just puked again thinking about Web Hubbell and the Hildabeast going at it when they created Chelsea. I got to move on to something else.

Respectfully submitted,
Boomer Cuntbuster

Nominated by: Boomer Cuntbuster 

This is the pussy-whipped wanker that started crying when Priti Patel raised her voice in anger, trying to get the useless twats at the home office to do something worthwhile.
Happy to allow illegal immigration, and terrorism to propagate in the UK, as long as it doesn’t impact on him I expect. He resigned and claimed for constructive dismissal, citing shouting, screaming, and swearing.
Given the performance of late, I imagine the prat and his ilk was enough to make a fucking saint swear.
Grow a pair you useless cunt.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

Sports Science and modern coaching is ruining sport. Some sports are already destroyed due to its influence. I’m going to use football as my example.

I’ve been a huge football fan since I was a nipper back in the late 70s. In recent years my interest has waned. It finally became something I do not care about after the BLM bollocks and empty stadium football.

But I was getting bored of it way before BLM and bat flu. How so?

Well, I think it’s because every team plays the same way. There may be small formation changes, but the premise is the same. Everyone now plays like Germany to put it in simple terms.

Zee Germans were the first to want only athletes in their team back in the late 70s. Hans Peter Breigel being a perfect example. A 6ft muscular former decathlete. Pretty shite player in terms of ability, but his ‘engine’ made him a useful player. Gerd Muller received a lot of criticism from coaches and fans in Germany over the years for not being an athlete, despite an incredible goal scoring record.

This meant Germany (or West Germany as it was then) turned up to world cups with a squad of athletes who could run all day and who played the percentages. It was very effective too, with a very average team winning the Euros in 1980 and becoming runners up in World Cups ’82 and ’86.

It took a while to catch on elsewhere, but by 2010 the World Cup was ruined. Brazil now also played like the Germans. As did the African teams. European coaching and the influence or sports science created every team playing the same way. Even the East Asians are in on it now. And yes, talented players do get in teams, but they need to work for the team and know how to press and run all day. They must not take chances too and stick to playing the percentages, unless they’re on the Ballon D’or list. People harp on about the 2018 World Cup being the best. It was exciting at times, but every team played the same way (or attempted to). I found it rather dull and predictable for this reason.

Yes, the players are fitter, the game is faster and a slacker is found out quickly and will not survive…but the flair and contrast in styles has gone. Players (unless they are outrageous talents like Messi) now can’t take chances. They have to play the percentages. That 70 yard ball to the striker from a Hoddle or Platini? Hardly see them nowadays. The showboating passing (Brazil in scoring their 4th in the ’70 final)? No chance you’ll be seeing that anymore.

It used to be that the Africans would be naive but big dirty bastards. The Asians would be small, quick and skillful but lack stamina and height.

The Europeans would (mostly) be physical but have a few mavericks in their teams that they’d rely on. They usually had the best defences.

The South Americans would be skillful but cheating cunts. They’d also be dirty bastards when needed. Usually good going forward but seemed to have dodgy keepers and defences that could switch off. However, if they had one or two real talents in their teams they could be almost impossible to beat.

This diversity of styles made for some great games. Now, I know Team A will press Team B and try and work an opening. Just a glint of space is needed 30 yards out to create a chance. Sure, the players need to be good, but they really just need to be extremely fit and well drilled.

It’s like watching a load of robots now and has become boring. I don’t know much about rugby, but a mate of mine does and he claims the same is going on in rugby too with everyone copying South Africa’s style of play for the same reasons.

Sports science is the equivalent of the call centre (worked in one about 20 years ago for a few soul destroying months) versus an old fashioned office. Sure, it’s more efficient now some little Adolf times your bog break and how many seconds your calls take on average or how long it takes you to fill in a piece of admin (“Your filling in of the PS46 is taking you .37 of a second over the average so I’m giving you a warning”), but nobody fucking enjoys it anymore. Staff are lost and the business suffers in the end.

Sports Science and modern coaching can fuck off. Bring back the boozy mavericks.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

‘The archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, will take a three-month sabbatical next year for “reflection, prayer, and spiritual renewal”, Lambeth Palace has said.’

Well, it must take it out of you what with covering up child abuse, Remoaning, bishoping and living in a palace. I am sure we all wish him a relaxing holiday before he has to return to the coal face of covering up child abuse, Remoaning, bishoping and living in a palace.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble