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The archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, will take a three-month sabbatical next year for “reflection, prayer, and spiritual renewal”, Lambeth Palace has said.’
Well, it must take it out of you what with covering up child abuse, Remoaning, bishoping and living in a palace. I am sure we all wish him a relaxing holiday before he has to return to the coal face of covering up child abuse, Remoaning, bishoping and living in a palace.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
These days I only bother watching football on Sky/BT via VPN as background noise. But what really irritates me (among many other things, not least bending the fucking knee and Linecunt), is how the commentators are so up-the-arse of some footballers.
How often have we heard them say “He’s a talent”, “He’s got a wise head on young shoulders”, blah blah blah. But none of them have the balls to say anything negative!
Even if a player is playing badly they won’t come out and say “This player is fucking shit. Klopp needs to get the cunt off now!” (admittedly I’m exaggerating just a tad)
Similarly with post-match interviews with players/managers. Commentators always suck up rather than telling it like it is. Something like ….
“David Moyes. You lost 3-0. What the fuck were you playing at you stupid cunt?” would be the question most fans would ask.
But instead the commentators will be more diplomatic and say “A disappointing result, David?”
Cunts.
Nominated by: Technocunt
Whiiine! Whiiiiine! ‘What’s that?’ I hear you say. “Is it the sound of finely tuned Formula One cars racing round the track?’ No you stupid cunt, the race finished days ago, that really irritating incessant whining sound you can hear is emanating from the gob of that horribly repressed, shockingly discriminated against, practically a slave, cunt supreme Lewis cunting Hamilton. With his miserable face looking like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle, he can’t stop moaning about how un-fucking-fair it all is and what a bunch of cunts everybody else is.
When he’s not being paid £60m a year driving a fucking car round a track, or flying around the world on his own private jet so he can get paid even more millions for being photographed looking ‘urban’ wearing a stupid fucking £10,000 watch that only a cunt would wear anyway, or taking a selfie while jet-skiing off the coast of his luxury tax-avoiding no-plebs-allowed fucking degenerates ghetto with such a smug cunting face on him you would think he was auditioning for “Britain’s got Smug Cunts’, he’s lecturing us hoi polloi on how we all need to be even poorer, live in boxes, and stop going on holiday to ‘save the fucking planet’.
Now he’s just been crowned ‘Most Influential Black Person in Britain’ even though he doesn’t live in Britain and his only influence is to raise the level of sheer fucking cuntingness to previously unmatched heights of cuntery. I hereby nominate Lewis fucking Hamilton to the exalted title of ‘Cunt of Cunts, Lord High Cunt of the Fucking Universe’.
Nominated by: Biggus Cuntus
…and another from CuntyMort
Lewis Hamilton,
I know it’s the Daily Mail, what a piss boiler to wake up to.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8973965/Lewis-Hamilton-awarded-Knighthood-New-Years-Honours-tax-affairs-cleared.html
For Fucks sake, That’s 2021 fucked up before 2020 is even finished. Stop the world, CuntyMort wants to get off. Fu ck what this spoilt CUNT wants. About time to abolish the honours system methinks.
BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS
….and this from Freddie the Frog
Yes we all know the Jellyfish is going to give this tax dodging, anti British, rich as fuck cunt a knighthood in the New Years Honours List. Given his woke bird threatening to withdraw her pussy services the useless cunt has no choice.
Meanwhile Sir Lewis has had a major setback. He has lost a court case against Hamilton Watches for daring to use his name to sell their overpriced shit. The fact that they have been using that name since 1892 doesn’t seem to matter to Sir Lewis because he makes his own history.
I doubt if he will bother to turn up for the BBC’s Sports Personality of the Year award from fellow hypocrite and libtard Gary Taxdodger, but I look forward to his private jet arriving at Heathrow to receive his honour from Her Maj. (Sorry, Charlie the Chimp or Baldy Bollocks just won’t do for the great Sir Lewis ……. although Sparkletits might be an acceptable substitute)
A marshy, flat-earth, salt-of-the-earth guvnor cunting for Essex Cunty Council’s recently released (as in the mode of a silent fart) “Essex Climate Action Commission Interim Report”.
I haven’t read such a load of self-important and misguided twaddle for years. The “chair” of the commission is that legendary scientist Lord Randall. Yes, an ex-mp whose only claim to fame seems to be that he took “East European Studies” at university and his family run a department store in Uxbridge. The cunt isn’t even from Essex.
But hold on – it get’s worse. The two “co-chairs” are 1) Prajwal and 2) Daniel. No surnames given for either, but they are both p*kis and look about 12.
The report opening introduction has such scientific gems and proof of climate change as “When Greta Thunberg addressed world leaders at the United Nations in 2019, she said “I want you to panic.” We do not want the people of Essex to be alarmed, but we do want us all to take climate change seriously”.
Of course, the main issue of 180,000 new homes, is glossed over. We can assume that this will mean about 400,000 more people in Essex, and of course this will have no affect on the pollution in Essex, especially as we can assume these incomers will largely be filth from the third-world.
What the fuck has happened to this country? How is it that these cunts are running things? Why the fuck should children be listened to about adult issues?
If you can hold your breakfast down long enough, the full report is here:
https://www.essex.gov.uk/news/essex-climate-action-commission-publishes-interim-report
John Cusack is a cunt, isn’t he.
“fact this is close is an utterly damning…. votes for a man who’s mentally ill & killing people in a pandemic & a child abducting rapist & rascist [sic].”
• 3rd November
“America is a deeply fucked up place – Trump a child abducting gangster nazi Sex predator – but 70 million stood up through the pandemic & threats & kicked his ass”
• 5th November
Ohh John, what happened? You’ve made some quirky, decent films like Grosse Point Blank and Pushing Tin but you’re now more obsessed with Donald the Orange than entertaining people. You seem to want a suppression of speech, ironically a sign of dictatorship. You seem to be fanatical about using the word “Nazis.”
Your favoured candidate didn’t receive as many votes as you’d hoped therefore America is a “deeply messed up place”? Psh.
We wont mention earlier in 2020 when you were raging about 5G causing the ChinaVirus. Anyway, you’ve deleted those Tweets and I don’t think anybody noticed.
We won’t mention your admission that you’ve deleted anybody you know who disagrees with you politically. We won’t even discuss your labelling half of Yank voters as ”Nazis.”
We won’t mention Must Love Dogs either.
You made Say Anything yet now we wish you wouldn’t say anything; you made Being John Malkovich but now you’re just being a little bitch; you made Grosse Point Blank and now you’re a Gross Point Cunt.
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/11/08/john-cusack-nearly-third-americans-nazis/