Diego Maradona is/was a cunt.

‘He was the greatest player that ever lived!’

Bollocks. He was a cheat.

And that second goal vs England in ’86 was a fucking OG. Trevor Steven (I think) tackles him and puts in himself.

I’ve just replayed it 5 times on Sly News and there’s no way he kicks in.

Good riddance to a mad cunt.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

… and talking of cunts, here’s one from Quick Draw McGraw regarding Emmanuel Macron and the Cheat!

There are many reasons to nominate this frog granny shagger, but my nomination today is for his tweet regarding the death of Argie football cheat, Diego Maradonna.

He couldn’t just offer his condolences to the family, he had to make a childish dig at the UK at the same time by mentioning how the Argies beat “Thatcher’s England” at the Mexico World Cup.

It was fucking immature, and makes me wonder if, when told of the death, asked “Diego who”? And let’s face it, the entire fucking world knows that the Argies only “won” because the fat little fucker pushed the ball into the net with his hand, and was allowed to get away with it by the ref.

I know, I know, he’s French and we should expect anti-English rhetoric from those cunts. Macron though, has been one of the most anti-English French Presidents since De Gaulle.

Of course, he does have some reason right now. He knows that if he doesn’t get full rights for the froggy fish thieves to continue raiding UK waters, he’s done as Monsieur le President. Hopefully, that will then open the door for Marine Le Pen. Anyway, yeah, Macron is a cunt.

(Latest conspiracy update. Apparently his doctor is facing manslaughter charges – DA https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-55123188 )

I was helping my elderly neighbour yesterday put up a new book shelf (social distanced of course officer).

While there I had a sandwich and a cup of tea while sat in the kitchen with the idiot lantern on, I looked up and saw 3 cuntcil workers dancing round wheelie bins.

Apparently this trio of twats we’re from Wolverhampton (one was a dar quay of course) going on about getting Christmas number 1 with there crap singing and repugnant bin dance.

This is the level we’re now at cunters, just glad I don’t pay for this fucking freak show anymore, mark my words “Dar quays come dancing” will be next years “TV Sensation, utter cunts!!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(More fuckwittery here – DA  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-55020730 )

Donald Trump’s fail-safe plan in the event of things not going his way in the election was to claim there existed a massive mail voter fraud conspiracy, yet election officials across the US, republicans and democrats alike, have refuted these allegations. Even more ridiculous is the ‘QAnon theory’, which proves there is no shortage of people eager to take advantage of the stupidity of others for personal gain. Using various forms of subterfuge as a means to seize, consolidate or hold on to power is a tactic that has been used throughout history to target the gullible, the fearful and the easily-manipulated.

In 1933 Nazi sympathizers set fire to the Reichstag in Berlin and blamed it on the communists, giving them the excuse to suspend civil liberties. In 1982 Argentina’s failing military junta attempted to restore support by reclaiming sovereignty of the ‘Malvinas’. People tend to wory less about how the economy is doing when they’re involved in a war.

If Trump hoped his inept schemes might instigate some kind of popular uprising to keep him in power, then unfortunately for him it hasn’t materialized. His moping and complaining has simply invited ridicule. Attorneys representing his campaign in the courts are withdrawing their services, he’s fallen out with Fox News and most republicans have decided that the best policy is to maintain an embarrassed silence till after he’s gone. In desperation he’s even tried to claim credit for the new coronavirus vaccines.

Vladimir Putin could teach him a thing or two about staying in power. He became prime minister of Russia in 1999, president in 2000, prime minister again in 2008 and president again in 2012. Trump must wish he’d been born a soviet citizen, it’s so much easier to re-invent oneself under their system.

Nominated by: Allan 

It grieves me to nominate some of these erstwhile respected soldiers for a cunting, however reports and the statement by an Aussie General would seem to indicate the regiment deserves a severe cunting for the massacre of civilians.

In the process they have sullied the good name of the SAS and all its sister regiments. Although my Rhodesian SAS disbanded unbeaten 40 years ago – thank goodness unsullied – those SAS Regiments left standing here and in NZ must be feeling somewhat aggrieved and quite rightly so.

Lest we tar all Aussie soldiers with the same brush, let’s remind ourselves of those noble and brave Aussies who selflessly fought for King and Commonwealth/Empire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_udGcKMhbtc

We will remember them.

Those Australian SAS members guilty of the crimes investigated aren’t fit to lick the boots of their forebears.

They are truly worldbeating cunts

Nominated by: Big Al 

(Details here – DA https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/australian-defence-chief-admits-sas-was-relied-on-too-much/COBJJ7PSTGBI55Q4QVQRFPLCXE/)

This is a mystic meg type nom, because it hasnt happened yet.
Brexit negotiations are nearly out of time,
That nice mr Barnier is pushing for fishing quotas to be reviewed every 10years,
Emanuel Microbe is demanding access to UK fishing waters.
British fishermen were at the heart of the fight for Brexit,
Their industry has been suffering for years.
I respect fishermen, a dangerous job,
And I want them to be the only ones fishing our shores.
What Im cunting is Boris & co selling them out, and he will,
Hes fuckin poison !
Hes not said anything about our fishing industry an thats fishy in its own right.
The only time a tory minister goes near a trawler is in the hope of sucking a fisherman’s friend.
Not betrayed them yet, but like Michael J Fox ive seen the future and Boris sticks up his fish fingers at our fishing industry.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

…and talking of fishy French froggy cunts, here’s one from W. C. Boggs 

The EU

The fascist cunts are well up for another cunting. After their blackmail, their tantrums, not least from the oldest but smallest toddler on the plant, Macron, and their obscene demands for money then more money, to add insult to injury they are now “demanding” a review in ten years time:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1364223/brexit-news-fishing-eu-trade-deal-michel-barnier-boris-johnson-news-latest

Every time I see that wankstain Barnier mincing round in his fucking daft EU face mask, I see some minor petty Nazi officer swaggering round displaying his swaztika, which is exactly what the EU trade mark is to Britain. Fuck the lot of the conniving self serving, corrupt cunts.