Vaccine conspiracy rumours are cunts, aren’t they.

Bill Gates is tryna mess wiv my DNA, innit!
You’ll become a genetically-modified human being!
It’s a transfection agent!
Them’s tryna put a microchip into my body!
It turns you into a batty boy!

Say what now? What was that last one?

Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian, an Islamic cleric, has allegedly told his 210,000 followers on social media to avoid the vaccine because people who have had their shots “have become homosexuals.”

Well shut that door!

Is this religious nutcase trying to become the new Borat? Back in March, he claimed the Coof could be cured by putting `violet oil’ on your arse. A couple of million global deaths later, COVID must’ve been deadlier than he thought. Either that or there wasn’t enough violet oil or patchouli to go around.

Psh.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9239805/Iranian-cleric-says-Covid-19-vaccine-turns-people-gay.html

I would like to nominate outdoor mask wearing.

Seriously, what is the fucking point? I can understand the rationale behiind wearing one in a busy city street, even if the virulence (or lack of) of Covid outdoors does make it somewhat unnecessary. But people are doing this in my small town as well, where social distancing is practically the default and where their risk of catching the virus outside is about the same as the risk of being trampled on by an elephant. There’s even one stupid woman who wears those surgical gloves as well. How paranoid can these morons get?

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun 

…and on a similar note, this from mystic maven

Covid mask droppers are filthy disgusting cunts. You see these manky blue things all over the place, just waiting for a small kid to touch and catch all those stinking germs, or maybe a dog to swallow it.

I hope all those cunts catch the virus and die quickly, save the NHS having to waste their time treating them.

…and this from Sixdog Vomit

Face masks are a cunt.

I wear one where required because it makes other people feel safer not because I believe they really help fend of the plague. I am not going to be wearing two at a time though, not a chance.

What really grinds me about face masks is the way they are casually abandoned in the street. With three dogs in the house I do a lot of dog walking. During the dog walks I encounter face masks strewn on the pavements, hanging from bushes, see people discard them without a second thought, I see more discarded face masks than I see other people’s dog shit that lazy cunts think they are above cleaning up.

Now if anything is a potential source of covid a used face mask must be near the top of the list, you’d think that there would be fines above and beyond littering for improper disposal of the fucking things. You’d think there would be strict rules for the disposal of face masks as medically contaminated waste.

But no, in the middle of a pandemic that’s lead to economic catastrophe, that’s caused over 100k deaths, where people have been placed under what amounts to house arrest the majority of people and the government don’t seem to see improper disposal of the legally mandated face wear worthy of a second thought.

It makes no sense at all in context of the narrative.

Nick Abbott LBC. 12/12/2021 @ 21:00. The most arrogant prick I’ve ever had to listen to he isn’t even funny, he is just rude. He literally just talks over everyone and doesn’t listen. I would most certainly say he is worse than James O’Brien and that’s saying something.

Why would anyone call in? I think they need a lobotomy.
(Maybe they have and that’s why they call in – NA)

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

A cunting for the phenomenon of white knights.

I’m talking about the gentleman who steps in when a man is thrashing his woman in public and calling her a dog and cunt. I’m referring to the guys who get involved in minor disagreements between men and women, whether they are in a relationship or not.

I think you know the type; hipsterish countenance and demeanour, a bit pale, perhaps taller than you but lanky and 5 stone lighter, having never lifted anything heavier than a bottle of craft ale in their lives, which makes him unprepared for encounters with real men in the real world outside Twitter and Reddit.

White knights have a purpose in a way they may not have considered.
When they heroically intervene on the behalf of m’lady (a woman they barely know or complete strangers) the man engaged in the disagreement with the woman can then turn to Sirr Blanco and proceed to beat him to a smooth pate.

This happened to a friend who is a no. 8 for his local rugby team. He was having a bit of a heated debate with a girl he worked with and knew very well. Sir blanco stepped forward in his sherlock coat and wanker hair and started being a condescending cockwomble. He soon found himself sprawled on the floor of the pub as my mate launched him with one arm.

His sort really are saving women from toxic male aggression. Such a good sport.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Just seen this racist bitch on the news whining about the way she was treated during pregnancy because she was black. She claimed white women would not have been treated with such indifference, and has set up something called “The Motherhood Group” which serves to foster anti white prejudice and claims that black women are five times more likely to die in childbirth than white women.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/24/black-women-neglected-12406357/

The best thing then, is do us all a favour and stop breeding.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire