A top of the form and six of the best cunting please for this cretinous looking arsehole, a former teacher, who thought it was a ripping wheeze to put hoax bottles of Novochok around, shortly after the Salisbury outrage a couple of years ago.

https://www.aol.co.uk/pathetic-conspiracy-theorist-left-novichok-094110781.html

This old cunt, who looks as if he were handy with the cane and slipper no doubt didn’t take practical jokes very kindly in the old mortar board and cape days.

Evans tried this trick several times, and changed his story to the police more than once, even suggesting that it was some bizarre “art installation”.

The old fucker was spared jail. He is only 67 and I am sure a couple of years inside might have taught him the error of his ways, but “sir” has been excused. I wonder if the courts would have been so accomodating with one of his ex-pupils?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

I am pretty sure I am not alone on here in my tolerance and support for all things diverse, up to a point.

How thrilled I was to discover on the B(LM)BC webshite that it’s LGBT+ Fucking history day, no, week no, all fucking Month for fuck’s sake!

Oh come on! There’s a whole section of the cunts on coming out and how great a time they have in the showers and scrums and when they get caught short on Hampstead Heath, and that’s just the wimmin, the cunts.

The g*yness is everywhere in sports worldwide apparently whilst the T+, whatever the + is, is confined to those hilarious old Bounty ads and Brookside at the moment. Not a lot of trans peeps do synchronised swimming or play tennis it seems.

Perhaps the + is for people who can’t do maths like the Flabbopotamus and the rest of the sponging MP cunts. But that’s for another time.

I have a feeling Unkle Terry’s oven could be firing up.

Nominated by: Another Cunting Mess

A whiff of bullshit.

The fucking news lead tonight is the fact that some half breed soap opera actress has won something or other against the Daily Mail. Who gives a fuck? But wait. What’s that smell? Can you smell bullshit?

Here’s the rub:

Mr Justice Warby granted Meghan “summary judgment” in her claim for misuse of private information against the publisher of the Mail on Sunday and MailOnline, meaning that part of the case is resolved without a trial.’

Resolved without trial. Mark those words. There’s that whiff again. Bullshit perhaps?

This means that the royal family will not have their dirty washing aired in public. Thanks to a judge. Or, if you like, the Establishment has once again closed ranks to protect their own. We have seen this before, Judges, behind closed doors, in London regarding Brexit.

I am getting it strong now. The fetid odour of full blown bullshit.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56028583

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Hardly a day goes by without an article about somebody wishing to rename something because they don’t like the people associated with the current name. I barely manage to get past the first sentences of these articles without being overcome by an overwhelming urge to cunt the ‘offended’ on this august website.

Today’s offering which makes my blood, piss, semen, sweat and spittle boil comes from Seaford Head School in East Sussex which wishes to rename houses currently named after Winston Churchill and J.K. Rowling.

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/19074602.seaford-school-drops-churchill-jk-rowling-house-names/

The idiotic pupils at this school believe that Churchill was responsible for “torturing many” and do not like Rowling’s “words about the trans community”. I suppose the teachers of this school also need a good cunting for failing to teach history and biology properly.

If this is how the younger generation is being raised, I hope that the human race will become extinct. These stupid young cunts should be sent off to the re-education camps in Xinjiang, China and force-fed bat soup until they learn what a great country the UK is and how many great people hail from these magnificent islands.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

Vaccine conspiracy rumours are cunts, aren’t they.

Bill Gates is tryna mess wiv my DNA, innit!
You’ll become a genetically-modified human being!
It’s a transfection agent!
Them’s tryna put a microchip into my body!
It turns you into a batty boy!

Say what now? What was that last one?

Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian, an Islamic cleric, has allegedly told his 210,000 followers on social media to avoid the vaccine because people who have had their shots “have become homosexuals.”

Well shut that door!

Is this religious nutcase trying to become the new Borat? Back in March, he claimed the Coof could be cured by putting `violet oil’ on your arse. A couple of million global deaths later, COVID must’ve been deadlier than he thought. Either that or there wasn’t enough violet oil or patchouli to go around.

Psh.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9239805/Iranian-cleric-says-Covid-19-vaccine-turns-people-gay.html