A thirty-seven years too late (but better late than never) you cunt cunting, for the French football legend, Michel Platini.

Like many, I have fallen out of love with modern football for many reasons, such as the knee taking shite, wimminz commentating and blessing us with their ‘expert’ opinions, and the game itself becoming a test of fitness and power over skill…but I digress.

For these reasons I’ve been collecting old football matches, sad cunt that I am (sort of stuff you won’t find on YT you have to pay cunts for it, unfortunately).

The BBC and ITV didn’t cover live games at Euro 84 (apart from the final and a game between Spain and West Germany) because no home nation qualified. Therefore, I’ve never seen the tournament and ordered most of the games.

Well, tonight’s offering was France vs Yugoslavia. The French won with a Platini hat trick. He celebrated like a madman for some of the goals.

So why is he a cunt for that?

Well, in the 53rd minute of the match, the Yugoslav team doctor went to run onto the pitch to help an injured player. The poor cunt (the doctor) then collapsed. He had a heart attack and was treated right on the touchline around the half way line. He was being given the kiss of life and receiving chest compressions. Clearly, it was serious. All the players couldn’t miss it. This went on for a few minutes (bloody cameras showed everything, the mad cunts) until you could clearly see that they’d had to give up. The cunt was dead.

The game went on. It clearly affected the Yugoslavs (who were playing well up until then) and they went from 1-0 up to 3-1 down quite quickly. It seemed to affect some French players too, to be fair. Platini it was, who banged in the hat trick.

He also booted the ball at a Yugoslav player near where the cunt died (for no reason) at the end of the game.

It just didn’t sit well with me.

I believe he also celebrated scoring in the 85 European Cup Final for Juventus…which was right after 39 died at Heysel.

He has said since that he didn’t know anyone had died at Heysel when he scored (hard to believe…I recall Liverpool players in tears when they took to the pitch after the pre game riot).

Well if true, there is no way this cunt didn’t see what went on in the 84 game I just watched.

Just didn’t sit right with me at all.

Great player, absolute cunt.

Sorry for the Guardian link, can’t find any other article covering it.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/that-1980s-sports-blog/2016/jun/10/france-euro-1984-tv-bbc-itv-platini

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

(Please don’t derail this nom with references towards what happened at Heysel. Thanks – DA)

A good news Cunting for any Creepy Joe Biden fans out there….

As well as his Gender discrimination order allowing tranny’s to compete in women’s sport he has today reversed a Trump order and that now allows tranny’s in military.

He really is one creepy old deviant cunt but will be for the next four years the gift that keeps giving. Well, as long as flat back doesn’t find a way to sneak in sooner.

Fuck off!

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/biden-reverse-trump-s-transgender-military-ban-n1255522

Oh and btw….Former Trump speaker Sarah Huckabee Sanders enters political race….You can trust the BBC to put their “totally unbiased” dirty, leftist, terrorist supporting burn loot murder, Antifa, spiteful slant on the story though!

“In true Trumpian fashion, his former White House press secretary broke the news in a video posted on Twitter.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55801305
And some poor deluded cunts are actually helping to fund this BBC, left-wing, pee dough file enabling ring, via their extortion tax. Not for me they fucking well aren’t ?

Ps, as I look into my crystal ball, I see…SHS….Four more years, four more years, four more years!!! ??

Nominated by: Coolforcunts

With added commentary from Uttercunt:

It’s going to be hilarious to watch as he wrecks America. I’m sure he doesn’t even know what he’s signing. Some cunt slips a folder in front of him and says sign here.

A hootenanny and go pish up your kilt cunting for the Scottish Nazi Party (SNP) Holyrood enquiry into how the Scottish government handled harassment allegations against the former Scottish Minister Alex Salmond.

Already shamed the SNP have paid out £500,000 over their flawed process investigating Mr Salmond but I feel the best is yet to come!

Salmond has accused Wee Jimmy Sturgeon of misleading The Scottish parliament breaching the ministerial code. We Jimmy seems to have had amnesia because she says she forgot a meeting she held with a former Salmond aide days before she met Mr Salmond privately at her home.

Believe it or not the next few weeks will be hilarious entertainment when it comes to the potential demise of Wee Jimmy Sturgeon so go get your popcorn ? This really could be the beginning of the end for this bunch of up their own arse, with visions of grandeur, faux independence seeking EU arse licking cunts! Sadly I doubt it, however with any luck it will be the end of Wee Jimmy Sturgeon, sadly I doubt that too! ?

Ga boil ye hed n fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55738179

Nominated by: Coolforcunts 

…and on the subject of the SNP, here’s one from Cunstable Cuntbubble 

The apparent stupidity of the Jocks.

Today’s Sunday Times is full of facts and figures about Scottish Independence. It seems that the Jocks feel that wee Krankie has handled the pandemic well compared to Boris.
As far as I can see she has been nae better nor worse that Boris but with the added buffer that the Jocks dont have to pay for the economic consequenses of lockdowns. She also seems to wait to see what England is doing. Easy Peasy.
So lets paint our arses blue and vote for independence. We’ll nae have the English bailing us oot.

But who will? I dont think the EU will be over-enthusiastic, particularly with a harrrd borrrder with the UK fucking up their trade prospects. They wont be a welcome addition to the Eurozone either, without any of the necessary economic factors that qualify.
Never mind all that. We, the Jocks, want oor independence. Because, according to the polls, we are apparently fucking stupid.

… and here’s one for old Krankie herself by Gutstick Japseye

That poisonous little trog Nicola Sturgeon.

This weeks reason to hate this not fandabidozy wicked creature is her meddling in the issue of the EU battling the newly liberated U.K. over the supply of Covid vaccines.
Contrary to the stories of how badly we have and are handling the crisis, we are way ahead of vaccinating our population compared to the clueless inertia of the bloated failing political bloc that is the European Union. Stifled by the inability to act in sovereign fashion, the collective countries of Europe have had to wait until the EU finally got around to ordering vaccines, and now are facing shortages, inevitable under the circumstances, because of limited manufacturing capacity.
The buffoon Boris has found a remnant of testicle, and told them to fuck off, but the poisonous thistle eating wretch in Hollyrood has gone against the U.K. governments wish to keep our vaccine roll out details secret by saying she will tell the EU everything they want to know.
She is currently facing accusations of dishonesty in public office over the failed attempt to prosecute her equally repellent predecessor Salmond for being a sex pest. Perhaps she is trying to do as much damage to the union before she gets her collar felt, as she is acting like Scotland has independence already.
An ugly person, inside and out.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9196445/MEPs-threaten-TRADE-WAR-UK-vaccine-supplies.html

…. and there’s more, this time from Uttercunt 

Nicola Sturgeon is a treasonous cunt.
She’s going to publish details,secret details, about our vaccine supply lines and egg on the EU .
This the day after BJ visited Scotland . She said it was unnecessary but BJ did it anyway and by doing so threatened her authority.
She took a hissy fit and then decided to get back at him by exposing details of our supply lines which I would have thought was covered by the official secrets act as it concerns the wellbeing , health and safety of British citizens.
Sturgeon is a cast iron,nuclear powered,gold plated cunt.

https://www.break.ma/news/19307422

I am tired of all the London this and London that bollocks…London is the greatest city on earth and without the economy of London propping up the rest of England, Scotland and Wales you’d all be getting abaaaht on horse and carts and foraging for worms.

London. The place where any great man past or present has visited, absorbed the culture and grown culturally. The energy of the place is constant, things get done, and whether you are a whitey, black and white cunt like me or blackie there is a can do attitude. Of course if your skint cunt then it may not be that enjoyable as you need a few quid to really enjoy the place but even the poor can enjoy the place. London has pushed forward some great music like ska, punk and even drum and bass which have unified da youth and shown that the UK is a trend setter.
Yes people will say ‘its full of foreigners’ , ‘its violent’, ‘it’s menacing’ etc but most capital cities have a similar vibe and that’s the way it is.

People make an effort in London to look good whatever their style and the world is represented when it come to the fairer sex. You can make loads of money in London and you can be whoever and whatever you want to be here. London challenges you and can make you a more rounded person, more international thinking and generally more interesting to other people.

Great men from the pirate Sir Henry Morgan, King Charles II, Marcus Garvey and myself have all lived or visited here and we urge you to come and visit and stay if you want…life isn’t a rehearsal it’s fucking happening so let’s all appreciate the greatest city on earth which luckily is the capital of England as well.

Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

And seconded by Dark key cunt with this heart warming tale:

Seconded. 47 years. Loved my local team (N7 always a gooner). I know that my move to the East Midlands is lovely, but London is/was (delete as appropriate) magnificent.

What was once home.

Germany is the target for tonight. After the French getting shitty over trucks coming from the UK and the Dutch police confiscating truckers ham sandwiches, and generally showing us what dicks they are, it seems the Hermann’s have become the latest victims of a new, and terrible virus. No, not Covid, BDS or Brexit Derangement Syndrome.

BDS is caused by the realisation that the second largest contributor to your shitty, corrupt, proto-Soviet club was actually serious about leaving, and having taken their financial contribution with them, there is now a very large black hole in your proto-Soviet club’s finances. Another symptom is the realisation that the richer, remaining members of said club are going to have pay more to fill that black hole.

Well, Germany have succumbed. It started with Mutti Merkel referring to the ‘British virus’ when talking about the prevalence of the Kent variant in Deutschland, without mentioning that Kent was merely the place where the variant was first discovered, rather than where it originated.

And now, we have the Sour Krauts asking Argentina for permission for a cruise ship to dock in the Falklands, and Lufthansa suggesting it will recognise the Argies false claim that the Falklands are rightfully theirs.

It’s as petty as it is pathetic, and is done solely to slap the UK in the face, knowing full well the depth of feeling this issue generates, for having the audacity to exercise our legal and democratic right to leave the EU.

And while we’re on the subject of the Sour Krauts and the German led EU, the Republic of Ireland were recently slapped down for wanting to do its own deal with the makers of the Oxford vaccine, to ensure there was enough for their people.

The EU completely crushed that idea, even though Germany has been doing the exact same thing for the past few weeks. Rules for thee, but not for me.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9174715/Argentina-hails-German-Falklands-travel-request-support-sovereignty-claim.html