The EU – are the ultimate (unts

Late to order vaccine supplies they now say “first come first served may work at the local butchers but not in our supply contracts”. And they are asking for vaccine supplies (made in the UK) to be diverted from the UK to the EU.

(I would have put a link here but the website thinks it’s spam.)

So far the manufacturer seems to be standing up to the (unts but what’s the betting the Jellyfish rolls over for them?

I just don’t think the arrogant, self-serving, corrupt, despicable EU can be (unted enough. They display their (untitude on a daily basis.

We might not have properly left their cabal but we are supposed to be pretending to have left. That has to be reason enough to tell them to f*ck right off, surely?!

Nominated by: mikdys 

https://theconversation.com/what-is-behind-the-eus-dispute-with-astrazeneca-over-covid-19-vaccines-154161

…and seconded by CuntyMort

Ursula von der Hitler/Leyen Delete as appropriate

I see young Ursula has wet her knickers over the Covid vaccines. Now her and the stinking new european order want Great Britain to hand over vaccines made in England. Here darling make a sentence out of this Ursula fuck yourself go

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9201267/EU-vaccine-Europe-negotiating-Novavax-jabs-UK-bought-five-months-ago.html

They’re everywhere.

Left-wing cunts, right-wing cunts, centre-left/right cunts.

Cunts who use social media, cunts in politics, cunts who aren’t in politics (but want to be), cunts who take fifty fucking photos of the same thing, cunts who can’t use a roundabout, fucking self-congratulating backpackers… cunts, cuntish stockbrokers, “influencers”… major cunts who should be fucking shot, cunts who stand in the middle of the aisle at the supermarket, cunts that ride a 750cc bike who think they’re hard, cunts on TV… they’re 99% cunt, cunts who start doing DIY at 6:30am on a Sunday morning, cunts that wear flat caps in their fifty’s because they’re bald and think they’re in a Guy Ritchie film, cunts who get tattoos of characters from 80’s films when they’re in their 20’s, cunts who crap on about pro-nouns, cunts with goatees in 2021, cunts live with their parents past the age of 25, sustainable cunts, cunts who generally just do my head in…

I’ve given up… there are too many cunts in the world to wrap my head around.

Nominated by: If the world was a cunt

Bit of an odd one this. Burglars deserve a cunting. As some of you are probably aware, I happen to be a massive Sci-Fi fan. I take that hobby to the point that I buy models and figurines from the various shows that I like. I have an entire collection of models and figures from the OG Star Wars, Star Trek Babylon 5 and Battlestar Galactica. I also have various figures from the Marvel/DC universes, all proudly on display in my office. I have over 1000 models and figurines, and my collection is not even finished yet. A lot of them are very expensive, some are a rather more reasonably priced. I even have some antique props from the actual shows, such as a Viper pilot’s helmet from the original Battlestar Galactica and a full sized Cylon Centurion, complete with flashing red strobe light. The Piese de resistance however, is a massive 1:330 scale refit original Enterprise from the Motion Picture.

Someone, who used to be a friend decided that they would like to start a collection like mine. Except, instead of going on t’inernet to source them, he decided that he’d pay someone to steal mine. Fortunately for me, he picked someone who makes Inspector Clouseau look a genious. I easily caught this prick at 3am this morning, trying to unlock the door to my office, which has quite an expensive security system. The windows are all two small for anyone who isn’t three years to get in.

I don’t sleep very well, so after hearing the sounds of someone moving around downstairs, and finding this chump trying to jemmy my office door open. He pulled a knife and a scuffled ensued, during which he found out why it’s a bad idea to try to fight an angry 6’5″ former army commando. Plod were called, who turned up surprising quickly and arrested the little shit. Questioning later revealed that he’d been offered £50 by said ex-friend to steal as much of my collection as he could, including the vintage helmet.

Needless to say, he and I are no longer friends, and never will be again. None of our mutual friends are in a hurry to forgive him either. This guy knew full well that most of my models are fairly cheap to acquire. He knew where he could acquire them. And he could easily afford them. So why did he decide to try to steal my stuff instead? What a cunt.

Update: Ex-friend has been arrested and admitted to the offence. He claims he was drunk at the time he offered incompetent Raffles the 50 quid to break into my house. I’m also looking around for a better security system, because for I what I paid, I would expect it to do its fucking job and keep thieving cunts OUT of my house.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

You selfish cunts might like to take a minute to reflect on this:

‘The Duchess of Cambridge has said the challenges of parenting and home schooling during lockdown have left her “exhausted”.

Poor woman. The trials and tribulations of having everyfucking thing done for you by an army of sycophantic lackeys.
How to keep afloat financially? Which nannies to screen? How many home tutors are needed. Would hubby suit an acrylic hairpiece?

Yes, however badly you selfish cunts have been affected by lockdown, there is always someone worse off.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55851099

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble 

(You can’t fool us! You’d still take her up the tradesman’s given half a chance – DA)

Who the fuck is this? Well this landwhale has ‘blasted’ Boris for allowing families to have met up on Christmas Day. Tracy and her fiancee (another obese cunt) did this and four of her family, including said fat cunt fiancee, promptly snuffed it and she is of course blaming anybody but herself for her own actions.

As far as I know the honey monster didn’t force these tubs of shit to meet their family at gunpoint, and it’s well known by everyone that obesity puts you at high risk of both catching the virus and of dying ‘with it’ (whatever that means) so I’d say it’s her and her checked out beloved that are at fault. But no, it’s the bad bad Borissssss fault booooo. Yet another example of cunts exhibiting no personal responsibility for either their health or actions.

By her logic, if the honey monster went of TV and told everyone to jump off beachy head, then the two fatties would have happily taken the plunge, and any resulting splatter would not have been her fault.

Stop your fucking whining and choke down a salad you fat wanker.

Link for further reading – https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13870575/family-die-covid-isolation/

Nominated by: Jonty Willis the Third