Ungrateful Asylum Seekers

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A, I hope you have umbrellas ? ☂ ☔️ cunting please Admin for ungrateful “Asylum seekers”!

Once again another bunch of these sneaky unscrupulous vermin (Napier Barracks, Kent) have decided to burn down their own living quarters in what is now a very common trick to try and jump the queue and due legal process to get a house.

What action would I take if I was the Home Secretary? I hope you have coats, hats and umbrellas because you’re going to get fucking wet and fucking cold you stupid ungrateful cunts. Oh and by the way, if your applications are accepted you now automatically go straight to the bottom of the queue by default for you criminal damage!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-55863081

Nominated by: Coolforcunts 

Gay Blokes and Surrogate Mothers

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What is the process for this? Do they flip a coin, cum in a bucket and mix it around with a big stick?

I just feel sorry for the children getting bullied at school.

What dad is going to pick you up today then? Or will it be Raul Paul on a Friday?

Dad, can you play football with me? Sure some right after I fucked daddy up the arse and I’ve shaved my legs. By the way, we are dumping you later for a sweaty night at the men’s steam room, you might get to suck on some tits with your child minder.

What cunts.

I pity the women who allow this to happen to be honest, morals of sewer rats allowing a living human grown in you to chuck it away.

Source: https://www.brilliantbeginnings.co.uk/surrogacy-for-male-same-sex-parents/

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man 

Dead Pool the first 199 Pool results

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As requested here is a list of the first 200 icks and those who correctly picked them.Will edit this when result 200 comes in.Any mistakes let me know in the comments

Shaun

Deadpool 1: Amy Winehouse (14th September 1983-23rd July 2011) (27) picked by .243 win
Deadpool 2: Colonel Muammar Gaddafi (c 1942-20th October 2011) (69) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 3:Abdelbaset al-Megrahi (1st April 1952-20th May 2012) (60) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 4:Clive Dunn (9th January 1920-6th November 2012) (92) Picked by Ollie Burton`s Granddad
Deadpool 5:Nelson Mandela (18th July 1918-5th December 2013)(95)Picked by Ollie Burton`s Granddad
Deadpool 6:Ronnie Biggs (8th August 1929-18th December 2013) (84) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 7:Ariel Sharon (26th February 1928-11th January 2014) (85) Picked by All Seeing Eye
Deadpool 8:Jimmy Ellis (15th March 1931-8th March 2014) (82) Picked by Dan
Deadpool 9:Mickey Rooney (23rd September 1920-6th April 2014) (93)Picked by Fred West
Deadpool 10:Bill Ash (30th November 1917-26th April 2014) (96)Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
Deadpool 11:Chapman Pincher (29th March 1914-5th August 2014) (100) picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 12: Richard Attenborough (29th August 1923-24th August 2014)(90)Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
Deadpool 13:Joan Rivers (8th June 1933-4th September 2014) (81) Picked by King Cunt
Deadpool 14:Gough Whitlam (11th July 1916-21st October 2014)(98) picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 15:Jeremy Thorpe (29th April 1929-4th December 2014) (85) picked by the Grim Cunter
Deadpool 16:Leonard Nimoy (26th March 1931-27th February 2015)(83) picked by Cunt O`MaCunto
Deadpool 17:Sam Simon (6th June 1955-8th March 2015) (59) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 18:B.B King (16th September 1925-14th May 2015) (89) picked by Lez
Deadpool 19:Christopher Lee (27th May 1922-7th June 2015) (93) picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
Deadpool 20:Peter O`Sullevan (3rd March 1918-29th July 2015)(97) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 21:George Cole (April 22nd 1925-5th August 2015)(90) Picked by Entopy
Deadpool 22:Stephen Lewis (17th December 1926 -12th August 2015) (88) Picked by Norman
Deadpool 23:Denis Healey (30th August 1917-3rd October 2015) (98) Picked by Fred West
Deadpool 24:Maureen O`Hara (17th August 1920 – 24th October 2015) (95) Picked by Norman
Deadpool 25:Al Molinaro (24th June 1919-30th October 2015) (96) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 26:Helmut Schmidt (23rd December 1918-10th November 2015) (96) Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
Deadpool 27:Patricia Brooker (1935-16th December 2015)(80) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
Deadpool 28:Greville Janner (11th July 1928-19th December 2015)(87) picked by Guardian Hater
Deadpool 29:Pavel Srnicek (10th March 1968-29th December 2015 )(47) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
Deadpool 30:Douglas Slocombe (10th February 1913-22nd February 2016)(103) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 31 Martin Crowe(22nd September 1962-3rd March 2016)(53)Picked by Richard Debo Debson
Deadpool 32 Nancy Reagan (6th July 1921-6th March 2016) (94) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
Deadpool 33:George Martin (3rd January 1926-8th March 2016) (90) Picked by Fred West
Deadpool 34:Cliff Michelmore(11th December 1919-17th March 2016)(96) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
Deadpool 35:Muhammad Ali (17th January 1942-3rd June 2016)(74) Picked by All Seeing Eye
Deadpool 36:Joao Havelange (8th May 1916-16th August 2016) (100) Picked by Cunt O`MaCunto
Deadpool 37:Brian Rix (27th January 1924-20th August 2016)(92) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 38:Gene Wilder (11th June 1933-29th August 2016) (83) Picked by JR Cuntley
Deadpool:39:Arnold Palmer (10th September 1929-25th September 2016)(87)Picked by Rebel Without a Cunt!
Deadpool 40:Shimon Peres(2nd August 1923-28th September 2016) (93) Picked by King Cunt
Deadppol 41:Prince Mikasa (2nd December 1915-27th October 2016) (100) Picked by Uncle Dickie
Deadpool 42:Robert Vaughn (22nd November 1932-11th November 2016) (83) Picked by JR Cuntley
Deadpool 43:Fidel Castro (13th August 1926-25th November 2016) (90) Picked by King Cunt
Deadpool 44:Peter Vaughan (4th April 1923-6th December 2016) (93) Picked by Uncle Dickie
Deadpool 45:Zsa Zsa Gabor (6th February 1917-18th December 2016)(99) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 46:George Michael and Liz Smith (Draw) (25th June 1963-25th December 2016 and 11th December 1921-24th December 2016)(53 and 95) Picked by Mr Blobby Blobby and Fred West
Deadpool 47:Peter Sarstedt (10th December 1941-8th January 2017)(75) Picked by Bastard Well Bastard
Deadpool 48:Clare Hollingworth (10th October 1911-10th January 2017)(105) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 49:Jimmy Snuka (18th May 1943-15th January 2017)(73) Picked by Prime Minister Sinister
Deadpool 50:Gorden Kaye(7th April 1941-23rdJanuary 2017) (75) Picked by King and Cuntry
Deadpool 51:John Hurt (22nd January 1940-25th January 1940) (77) Picked by Fred West
Deadpool 52:Steve Hewlett (8th August 1958-20th February 2017) (58) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 53:Chuck Berry (18th October 1926-18th March 2017) (90) Picked by Bastard Well Bastard
Deadpool 54:David Rockefeller (June 12th 1915-20th March 2017(101) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 55:Brian Matthew (17th September 1928-8th April 2017) (88)Picked by The Bournemouth Red
Deadpool 56:Geoffrey Bayldon (January 7th 1924-10th May 2017)(93) Picked by Norman
Deadpool 57:Ian Brady (2nd January 1938-15th May 2017) (79) Picked by Sheriff of Cuntingham
Deadpool 58:Gregg Allman ( 8th December 1947 -27th May 2017) (69) Picked by Dick Fiddler
Deadpool 59:John Noakes (6th March 1934-28th May 2017) (83) Picked by Bastard Well Bastard
Deadpool 60:Peter Sallis (1st February 1921-2nd June 2017) (96) picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 61:Adam West (19th September 1928-9th June 2017)(88) Picked by Black and White Cunt
Deadpool 62:Chuck Blazer (26th April 1945-12th July 2017) (72) Picked by Cunt`s Mate cunt
Deadpool 63:Liu Xiaobo (28th December 1955-13th July 2017)(61) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 64:George A Romero (4th February 1940-16th July 2017)(77) Picked by Mr Bastard
Deadpool 65:Charlie Gard (4th August 2016-28th July 2017) (11months) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 66:Glen Campbell (22nd April 1936-8th August 2017) (81) picked by Fred West
Deadpool 67:Susanne Cameron -Blackie (c 1949-18th August 2017)(68) picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 68:Younes Abouyaaqoub (c 1995-21st August 2017)(22) Picked by Vermin Cunt Spotter
Deadpool 69:Liz Dawn (8th November 1939-25th September 2017) (77) picked by Fred West
Deadpool 70:Tony Booth (9th October 1931-25th September 2017) (85) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 71:Hugh Hefner (9th April 1926-27th Setember 2017) (91) Picked by Norman
Deadpool 72:Fats Domino (26th February 1928-24th October 2017) (89) Picked by `Er Indoors
Deadpool 73:Charles Manson (12th November 1934-19th November 2017) (83) Picked by Gutstick Japseye
Deadpool 74:Rodney Bewes (27th November 1937-21st November 2017) (79) Picked by Mr Bastard
Deadpool 75:David Cassisdy (12th April 1950-21st November 2017) (67) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 76:King Michael of Romania (25th October 1921-5th December 2017) (96) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 77:Johnny Hallyday (15th June 1943-5th Decemeber 2017) (74) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 78:Keith Chegwin (17th January 1957-11th December 2017)(60) Picked by Ram it Home Ginger Rogers
Deadpool 79:Jimmy Armfield(21st September 1935-22nd January 2018)(82)Picked by The Bournemouth Red
Deadpool 80:Mark E Smith (5th March 1957-24th January 2018) (60) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 81:Liam Miller (13th February 1981-9th February 2018) (36) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 82:Dobri Dobrev (20th July 1914-13th February 2018) (103) picked by Dick Byrne
Deadpool 83:Morgan Tsvangirai (10th March 1952-14th February 2018)(65) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 84:Billy Graham (7th November 1918-21st February 2018) (99) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 85:Ken Dodd (8th November 1927-11th March 2018) (90) Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
Deadpool 86:Stephen Hawking (8th January 1942-14th March 2018) (76) Picked by Proper Cunt
Deadpool 87:Jim Bowen (20th August 1937-14th March 2018) (80) picked by Basement Bob
Deadpool 88:Katie Boyle (29th May 1926 -20th March 2018)(91) Picked by Boris the Boilsucker
Deadpool 89:Bill Maynard (8th October 1928-30th March 2018)(89) Boris the Boilsucker
Deadpool 90:Ray Wilkins (14th September 1956-4th April 2018) Er Indoors
Deadpool 91:Tessa Jowell (17th September 1947-12th May 2018)(70) JR Cuntley
Deadpool 92:John Bain (8th July 1984-24th May 2018) (33) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 93: Teddy Johnson (4th September 1919-6th June 2018)(98) picked by Boris the Boilsucker
Deadpool 94:Jon Hiseman (21st June 1944-12th June 2018) (73) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 95:Leslie Grantham (30th April 1947-15th June 2018) (71) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 96:Charles Krauthammer (13th March 1950-21st June 2018) (68) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 97:Joe Jackson (26th July 1928-27th June 2018) (89) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 98:Matt Cappotelli (12th November 1979-29th June 2018) (38) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 99:Peter Firmin (11th December 1928-1st July 2018) (89) picked by Pedantic Cunt
Deadpool 100:Steve Ditko (2nd November 1927-c29th June 2018)(90) picked by Prime Minister Sinister

Deadpool 101:Dawn Sturgess picked byGutstick Japseye
Deadpool 102:Peter Carrington picked by `Er Indoors
DeadPool 103:Bernard Hepton picked by Norman
DeadPool 104:Aretha Franklin picked by Chas C Music
DeadPool 105:Kofi Annan picked byDioclese
Deadpool 106:Spencer P Jones picked by Shaun
Deadpool 107:William The Cat picked by WhatsTheFuckingPoint
Deadpool 108:John McCain picked byDioclese
DeadPool 109:Neil Simon picked by Pedantic cunt
DeadPool 110:Rachael Bland picked by `Er Indoors
DeadPool 111:Liz Fraser picked by Pedantic Cunt
DeadPool 112:Fanella Fielding picked by Dioclese
DeadPool 113:Charles Aznavour picked by King Cunt
DeadPool 114:Stan Lee picked by Pedantic Cunt
DeadPool 115:Baroness Trumpington (Jean Barker) picked by John Calvins ghost
DeadPool 116:Harry Leslie Smith picked by Shaun
DeadPool 117:George H W Bush picked by Pedantic Cunt
DeadPool 118:Tom Billington picked by Prime Minister Sinister
DeadPool 119:June Whitfield picked by Pedantic Cunt
DeadPool 120:Windsor Davies picked by Lord Biryani
DeadPool 121:Muriel Pavlow picked by Dick Fiddler
DeadPool 122:Gordon Banks picked by ‘Er Indoors
DeadPool 123:Jan-Micheal Vincent picked by Mecha-rigsby
DeadPool 124: Dick Dale picked by Dick Fiddler
DeadPool 125:Scott Walker picked by Chas C Music
DeadPool 126:Doris Day picked by Freddie the Frog
DeadPool 127:Bob Hawke picked by King Cunt
DeadPool 128:Herman Wouk picked by Jack the Cunter
DeadPool 129:Niki Lauda picked by Captain Cuntoff
DeadPool 130:Franco Zeferelli picked by Freddie the Frog
DeadPool 131:Beth Chapman picked by George W Bamboo
DeadPool 132:John McCirick picked by Shaun
DeadPool 133: Michael Sleggs picked by Itchen Cunt
DeadPool 134:Brendan Grace picked by Shaun
DeadPool 135:Harley Race picked by Prime Minister Sinister
DeadPool 136:Ian Gibbons picked by Chas C Music
DeadPool 137:Jeffrey Epstein picked by ShagaWotz
DeadPool 138:Peter Fonda picked by `Er Indoors
DeadPool139:Arun Jaitley picked by Shaun
DeadPool140:Valerie Harper picked by Shaun
DeadPool 141:Robert Mugabe picked by Duke of Cuntshire
DeadPool 142:Ginger Baker picked by Chicken George
DeadPool 143:Juliette Kaplan picked by Shaun
DeadPool 144:Leah Bracknell picked by Shaun
DeadPool 145:Dick de Pfeffel fox chaser-Fiddler
DeadPool 146:Lord Edwin Bramall picked by Liberal Liquidator
DeadPool 147:Gary Rhodes picked by `Er Indoors
DeadPool 148:Clive James picked by Black and White Cunt
DeadPool 149:Martin Peters picked by Jack
DeadPool 150:Tony Britton picked by Dioclese
DeadPool 151:Derek Fowlds picked by Liberal Liquidator
DeadPool 152:Terry Jones picked by Lord Biryani
DeadPool 153:Nicholas Parsons picked by Dioclese
DeadPool 154:Andy Gill picked by Chas C Music
DeadPool 155:Kirk Douglas picked by Bob Grapples
DeadPool 156:Pearl Carr picked by Freddie the Frog
DeadPool 157:Honor Blackman picked by Lord of the Rings
DeadPool 158:Sir Stirling Moss picked by King Cunt
DeadPool 159:Jill Gascoine picked by Lord Biryani
DeadPool 160:Little Richard Dick de Pfeffel Fox Chaser Fiddler
DeadPool 161:Jerry Stiller picked by King Cunt
DeadPool 162:Hutton Gibson picked by Dick Byrne
DeadPool 163:Ricky Valance picked by Chas C Music
DeadPool 164:Willie Thorne picked by Shaun
DeadPool 165:Dame Vera Lynn picked by Ghas C Music
DeadPool 166:Carl Reiner picked by Duke of Cuntshire
DeadPool 167:Sir Everton Weekes picked by Freddie the Frog
DeadPool 168:Naya Rivera picked by General Tso’s Chiggun
DeadPool 169:John Lewis picked by Shaun
DeadPool 170:Peter Green picked by Cunstabble Cuntbubble
DeadPool 171:Olivia de Havilland picked by pedantic cunt
DeadPool 172:Frankie Banali picked by Shaun
DeadPool 173:Pranab Mukherjee picked by Shaun
DeadPool 174:Ruth Bader Ginsburg picked by Shaun
DeadPool 175:Roberta McCain picked by King Cunt
DeadPool 176: Rhonda Fleming picked by Cunty Cunti Council
DeadPool 177:James Randi picked by Duke of Cuntshire
DeadPool 178:Nobby Stiles picked by Shaun
DeadPool 179:Sean Connery picked by Cuntakinty
DeadPool 180: Geoffrey Palmer picked by Paul Maskinback
DeadPool 181:Peer Sutcliffe picked by Gutstick Japseye
DeadPool 182: Diego Maradonna picked by Captain Magnanimous
DeadPool 183:Valery Giscard D`Estaing picked by Boris The Boilsucker
DeadPool 184:Peter Allis picked by Freddie the Frog
DeadPool 185:Chuck Yeager picked by Duke of Cuntshire
DeadPool 186: Barbara Windsor picked by Whymeforfucksake
DeadPool 187:Pierre Cardin picked by Boris the Boilsucker
DeadPool 188:Tommy Docherty picked by Norman
DeadPool 189:Floyd Little picked by Shaun
DeadPool 190:Tommy Pilling picked by Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler
DeadPool 191:Larry King picked by Coolforcunts
DeadPool 192:Cloris Leachman picked by J R Cuntley
DeadPool193:Dustin Diamond picked by Shaun
DeadPool194:Hal Holbrook picked by Baron Bastard
DeadPool 195: Sir Captain Tom Moore picked by Shaun
DeadPool 196:Christopher Plummer picked by King Cunt
DeadPool 197:Leon Spinks picked by Shaun
DeadPool 198:George P Schultz picked by Dickie Dribbler
DeadPool 199:Marty Schottenheimer picked by Shaun
DeadPool 200:Dai Davies picked by Shaun

Dead Pool [200]

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Congratulations to me (Shaun)who correctly predicted the demise of NFL coach and player Marty Schottenheimer who passed away yesterday aged 77 from Alzheimers Complications.Despite a unremarkable career as a player Schottenheimer became a hugely successful NFL coach for 21 years coaching the Kansas City Chiefs,The Washington Redskins and The Cleveland Browns.Securing over 200 all time wins Schottenheimer was the coach with the most wins never to win an NFL championship.He helped me win Dead Pool 199 so he went out a winner in the end

On to Dead Pool 200.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
David Gulpilil
Dai Davies
Paddy Doherty
Paul Canoville

I will start drafting a list of each of the 200 pools when we have a winner for this one.

Cinch.com [3]

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Have you seen the TV ad? There’s some Ranjit on it that is an abomination. How does one spell Neil with this cunt? Given that he’s a Suneel/Suneil or Aniel/Aneel (I have skin in the game here. My brother both spells and pronounces his name Anil).

And then you have Joey Essex. A white cunt who is browner than me. Cultural appropriation, you fahkin’ fake cockney cun’. From a true cockney who’s braahn

Cyaant!.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3XtF9CyC-U

Nominated by: Dark key cunt