All hail this Nigerian woman who has become head of the World Trade Organization which aims to encourage international commerce by removing trade barriers.

Isn´t good to know that it is now in the hands of someone from a country that is synonymous with corruption, financial scams, violence and, for good measure, an Islamic terrorist group that specializes in kidnapping schoolgirls?

She is a former Nigerian finance minister and one of her greatest triumphs was managing a debt write-off of US$ 18 billion. Tough luck if you were one of those patsies who had loaned Nigeria any money.

Although she is a proud Nigerian and goes in for tribal trappings and costumes, she is also an American citizen. Having a Green Card is always useful for citizens of places like Nigeria.
(US Citizenship and being a “green card” holder are two different things – before anyone comments I’ll save you the trouble – NA)

Anyway, she can´t be any worse than her predecessor, a Brazilian nonentity who achieved nothing in his term of office. Brazil is one of the most protected markets in the world. When I was there I once thought of buying a camera that was not available locally but gave up the idea when I saw that the import taxes amounted to twice the cost of the product itself.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

I’m not sure who I am cunting here as there seem to be several cunts involved in the recent adverts for Walkers Max KFC-flavoured crisps. Are Walkers Crisps cunts? Is Gary Lineker a cunt? Definitely, yes. Are advertising agencies and casting agencies cunts? How about people who take offence at anything – are they cunts? Ohhhh yessss! So let’s have a finger-lickin’ cunting for all of the aforementioned.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/02/28/gary-lineker-race-row-fried-chicken-walkers-advert/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr&onwardjourney=tgt-156–variation

Anyways, it seems that some people are pissed off because the Walkers KFC-flavoured crisps adverts feature BAME people eating fried chicken. We can have BAME actors taking roles in Bridgerton and we can have BAME actors in Shakespeare plays, despite the presence of BAMEs in these situations being historically inaccurate. Our adverts are so full of BAME people and mixed-race relationships that foreigners must think they have landed in the colonies of the British Empire rather than the Mother Country itself. But black people eating fried chicken? Oh no, we can’t have that because that is racist.

Anyway, this is a great opportunity for ISAC contributors to use that wonderful word ‘chiggun’ and discuss the dietary habits of the Flabbopotamus.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

HM Coastguard service needs a finger wagging at….

They have issued advice about the dangers of camping close to a cliff edge, to a family camping right on a cliff edge, a cliff edge that has had previous subsidence problems, I may add.

The family concerned, a man 30, women 27 and child (age not given) have now been given a fine by plod for breaching lockdown rules too, for
travelling a fair distance to go camping on this cliff edge in the first place.

Why am I finger wagging in the general direction of HM Coastguard you ask? Well firstly, take a look at the pictures of this tent and its actual position on the cliff edge! Then secondly, because they should have left this stupid fucking family there and let nature take its course. Sounds harsh? Because of the child? Well yes but the cynical side of me thinks the poor child growing up with such halfwitted parents probably doesn’t stand much of a chance anyway.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-56239268

If plod used their imagination there are probably some sort of child endangerment charges they could use to give these clueless ‘parents’ a dose of suck on that too, for good measure as well! However the cynical side of me doubts they’ll bother, probably too much paperwork,

Fuck off!

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

A back to 2009 cunting please as Granny Angie re-awakens memories-of the 2009 expenses swindling as she claims a pair of expensive earpieces on “expenses”:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14191884/labour-angela-rayner-apple-airpods-expenses/

I do understand Labour ia desperate for money, but might I suggest they go about it in an honest way and sell some of their gear on Antiques Roadshow?

Emily Thornberry might interest their furniture expert in her large rococo chest, Kate Dykie Green might interest the bibliophile in her collection of 19th century lesbian pornography, and the porcelain expert could examine AnalEase Dodds pair of miniature cracked antique jugs. As a special treat Anthony Blair could show the ceramics expert the original 1970s porcelain urinal where the police arrested Charles Lynton for an act of gross indecency (allegedly). I am sure he would get a few offers – from Lord Adonis, Ben Bradshaw and Chris Bryant.

As for Angie, she could sell off on Gumtree her supply of pregnancy testing kits. Every little helps!

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

….and seconded by Just a bloke

Angela Rayner is a CUNT. So the MP and deputy leader of Labour decided she needed some Apple Air Pods as they were essential to her role as an MP. This means that you and I pay them via her expenses.
As one pair wasn’t enough she ( you ) bought another pair. Don’t look on the BBC for this story the cunts must have missed it.

Rayner you are a Cunt.

Tolerance is a cunt, isn’t it.

The privately-owned Camp Boomerang RV Park and Campground in Michigan was set up for homosexual men to go camping and, despite not yet open, is already rubbing people up the wrong way.

The campground has reportedly said they’ll check IDs and ensure everyone who comes in has been identified on their licence as a male. The owners also said all visitors must have “male genitalia.”

Oh-ohh. Guess who was offended?

Yes, the Trans and Trans-supporting crowd, who believe biological women – who obviously don’t have male genitalia – can also be men, and should therefore be allowed into any park that caters for batties. Perhaps the gaylords don’t want ‘tents being rected or pitched” in their ‘backyard.’

The owner has claimed that as a private business, he can make the rules.

Hang on. That bakery shop which refused to make a homö cake was a “private business” but couldn’t make their own rules when the sphincter-gerbils lost their shit a few years ago . Mind you, it worked for that woke café in Dundee last year that banned, “racism, homophobia or transphobia.” Psh.

Seconds out….
In the ring….
Pansies v. Trannies

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

https://www.metroweekly.com/2021/02/gay-rv-park-and-campground-bans-transgender-men-to-build-a-like-minded-atmosphere/